Ahead of today's Tory-led debate in Holyrood about asylum seekers, a reminder that words matter, and that under the Refugee Convention, there is no such thing as an illegal asylum seeker. I will proudly close the debate for the Government today.

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reviews I got for my last play said they didn’t appreciate my ‘scatological humour’ which is grand But last night I flushed and cause of a block in the pipes everyone in the buildings shit came back up and out my loo I could change my writing,but my life is one big jobby joke🤣

A Play, A Pie & A Pint is back next week with Dookin’ Oot! Dookin’ Oot is a riotous black comedy about a wild money-making scheme in an Easterhouse cooncil flat and going out wi’ a bang! Book now! https://t.co/G7LK3TuuIS

A Play, A Pie, A Pint returns to Paisley & Johnstone Town Halls with Dookin' Oot... a riotous black comedy about a wild money-making scheme in an Easterhouse cooncil flat and going out wi' a bang! 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪: https://t.co/YKdkG5P1IX

**** 'Dookin' Out is a laugh riot that doesn't shy away from dark topics and manages to cover a lot of ground in just an hour.' @playpiepint #Glasgow #Theatre

I’ll do anything for a job honestly 👀 come see us (and my arse) in Dookin’ Oot! We’re in Paisley, Johnstone and then Aberdeen in the coming weeks 🍑🍆❤️

So excited for this talented bunch to open the show @traversetheatre today! They are smashing it. 👏🏻 Also let’s agree, the first review is the best placement of a star ever @kylegardiner_ 🤣

You know what time it is... 🎭🥧🍺 @PlayPiePint is BACK for 2025, with Éimi Quinn's riotous new black comedy, Dookin' Oot, being the first in the line-up! Be sure to add your name to the returns queue if you're keen to come along as tickets are currently sold out! 🎟️

We’re thrilled to have A Play, A Pie and A Pint returning to Paisley Town Hall & Johnstone Town Hall this March with riotous black comedy, Dookin’ Oot. 11 & 12 March at Paisley Town Hall 13 & 14 March at Johnstone Town Hall Book your ticket now 👉 https://t.co/3MkJZR7Zzf

A Play, A Pie, A Pint returns to Paisley & Johnstone Town Halls with Dookin' Oot... a riotous black comedy about a wild money-making scheme in an Easterhouse cooncil flat and going out wi' a bang! 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗢𝗪: https://t.co/YKdkG5OtTp

And just like that, the show is open! Please grab a ticket for @PlayPiePint or on the wee tour if you can make it. This hilarious bunch will have you laughing start to finish 👏🏻

So grateful at the chance to write a guest article with Humanist Society Scotland about our wee play. Have a read, I promise there is an important message at the heart of this silly plot. @humanistsociety https://t.co/TWKSdiuZN7

So lucky to have such brilliant and hilarious actors bringing my daft words to life. Please come along for the chaos (and dildos) 💃🏼 Oran Mor 24th Feb-1st March Traverse Theatre 3rd-8th March Paisley 11th/12th March Johnstone 13th/14th March The Lemon Tree 18th-22nd March

Can any lovely people get us closer to our crowdfunding goal?

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Dear friends, Hello 2025! We're now prepping for our next adventure with @SWFScotland "Death, Whatever". We are now crowdfunding, and some incredible people have already contributed but we just need a bit more to get it through the finish! https://t.co/zHjg91iTQl

BBC Comedy Collective Bursary 🎬 🌟 Ten spots available for emerging writers, producers, directors, and editors from across the UK ready to grow their careers in scripted comedy. ✔️ Open to anyone with at least one prior credit in writing, producing, directing, or editing,

We're gearing up for our first project of the year and we need your help! We've got an amazing cast and an amazing concept! Help us make it into a reality ✨✨✨

Brian Logan has launched his inaugural season as artistic director of Glasgow-based lunchtime theatre company @PlayPiePint, including a new musical based on Dante’s Inferno 👇