Mina Estrada
@QuantumZeno
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If Twitter is gone, I'll switch platforms to sending messages in bottles off the Atlantic coast. I expect my engagement to remain unchanged.
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I respect the moon because it controls two of our most precious elements, oceans and wolves.
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TL;DR Disney World is implementing small, incremental changes in order to make ALL guests feel more comfortable and included, and as a conservative straight cis white man, that privilege should be reserved only for me. https://t.co/iEoxIKzEsE
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If they found him on his bed wrapped in a towel scrolling Instagram, he had just got out of the shower - we've all been there.
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It's a comfort to know that I wasn't being "antisocial" and "rude" - they were inadvertent dopamine fasts.
A "dopamine fast" consists of a period of abstention from sex, drugs, and, in some extreme cases, talking to other people, for 24 hours or more.
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First Battleship, now this. I anxiously await the announcement of Tic Tac Toe: the Motion Picture.
Mattel, brimming with hubris, has the stones to try and make a View-Master movie https://t.co/2HVaLVaUFS
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Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never ever jam today. #CarolChanning
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Once a Walgreens purchase came up to exactly $10. I think about that at least once a week.
Man Basks In Triumphant Glory After Purchases Line Up To Exact Value Of Gift Card https://t.co/kpSOYP2ijn
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No context needed, this statement is perpetually accurate.
more judy greer please
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If you ever feel shitty about your job or who you are as a person, remember, at least you're not whoever manages the White House's Twitter.
.@SenKamalaHarris, why are you supporting the animals of MS-13? You must not know what ICE really does. Here is a link to help you out:
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At this point, I'm not going to bother ever learning how to fold a fitted sheet; I've made it this far just fine.
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Some wheelchair users can use their legs to: -walk -dance -run -climb They still need their wheelchair when they are using them. It doesn't mean they are faking the need for a wheelchair. There are MANY diverse disabilities that require a wheelchair/powerchair. Pass it on.
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This is not a drill the FCC just announced #NetNeutrality ends on June 11 unless we stop it retweet to sound the alarm https://t.co/AbmIpCrMyS
battleforthenet.com
Act NOW to support net neutrality with the FCC and your members of Congress.
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I have no steaks in this, never seen the show, but the hashtag tickles me, so #SaveLucifer
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤔
NEW: Rep. Luke Messer and 17 other lawmakers nominate Pres. Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize for his North Korea efforts. “President Trump’s peace through strength policies are working and bringing peace to the Korean Peninsula,” their letter reads. https://t.co/J6IqC67tuS
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I feel like I want to be more surprised at how little time it took for this to happen.
Parkland teacher left his gun in a bathroom. A homeless guy fired it, cops say https://t.co/Kfgh1KjqwN
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This is mind-boggling. Read how far this person reaches to justify why a bigot should have a national TV show. It's gross for a person who so openly espouses such ignorance to be given a prime-time, national platform, no matter how many Hollywood LGBTQ people give it a pass.
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Sup Portugal, how you doin? 😘🍫👅
WATCH: The world's most expensive chocolate goes on display at a fair in Portugal https://t.co/3DZMTkf2GE
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I have found my people.
Violence broke out at Intermarché supermarkets across France as shoppers shoved past each other to save 70 percent on Nutella. "A woman had her hair pulled, an elderly lady took a box on her head, another had a bloody hand." https://t.co/cPJsZxszIG
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If someone offers you a wedge salad, they hate you. If they order one, never trust that bitch's judgment on anything.
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