Pt: “I see two dead people” Me: “are they bothering you?” Pt: “no” Me: “Well let me know if they start to bother you” Pt: “thank you” 🤷🏻‍♀️

do u remember how crazy What Not To Wear was? the people you loved emailed somebody saying you dressed ugly and then they put you under surveillance, kidnapped you, and threw away all your clothes

Round ligament pain is the worst!!!!!! Especially when my hips and back already hurt

My left eye won’t stop twitching HELP

Waking to nauseous is one of the worst feelings and of course I have to take my omeprazole and that makes me more nauseous

Why is it so hard to name your second kid

I planted beautiful flowers on the side of my house yesterday and my hips are regretting it this morning

My bestie is engaged!!!!

i love talkative cats like yeah meow meow u r so real

very much talking to myself

Do you know how bad things have to be for me to let this kid take a small 30 minute nap at 4pm ?????

Nothing like a 7am complete meltdown because the cup is pink and not purple

SOS I have no candy in my house

My greatest accomplishment as a parent so far is how my kid eats

when you work in a hospital, it’s either 12 hours of cackling with your coworkers or 12 hours even Satan couldn’t dream up

The candy at work will be the death of me because once I start I can’t stop

Disney tickets being $200 a person is INSANE and makes me not want to go

Parents of babies and toddlers FYI: The backup outfit is too small

This is dumb but my kid is 3 and Disney is free 3 and under so I wouldn’t pay for her right?? Or am I dumb

I don't want a side gig, I don't want to hustle, I don't want to start a business. My one normal job should be enough.

Trying to see if I need anything else on my registry for baby number 2. We kept a lot of things but I feel like my registry is so small and I don’t want people to get useless stuff