Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem

Damn, Kyle being a hero was not in my bingo card. #summerhouse.

What’s the point of using the McDonald’s app to order if I’m sitting here waiting for my order?? @McDonalds

Perhaps my favorite Supreme Court exchange in recent memory: Solicitor general: “It’s a new world." John Roberts: "It's a new world. It's the same Constitution." Into my veins 😌

Gas is about to hit $4 🤢

Watching from home cause baby boy has pink eye 😂

Paid $13 as an entrance fee for this tball tournament and they told me not to bring in my own food? Bruh I’m bringing it in I just paid $14 to watch a bunch of 4 year olds mess around

Is this not the cutest thing lol.

🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi just said…“Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right.” Citizenship is a right, guaranteed by the Constitution… not something granted based on opinion, loyalty, or who they like. This is authoritarian rhetoric.

My bestie is engaged!!!!

My little baller

My nails look so bad 😩

Joe Rogan just said the quiet part out loud: A man brought here as a baby. Lived in the U.S. for 20 years. Can’t speak Spanish. No criminal record. Deported anyway. That’s not “border security.” That’s ripping someone out of the only country they’ve ever known and dumping them

100% agree.

My son is seriously overstimulating me. I need like a breakout anxiety med SOS

Pls thank Mike Johnson and Donald Trump for the TSA lines this week.

On book 8 of zodiac academy towards the end and this book has been the hardest to read in terms of interest. And now at chapter 73 of 83 is where it’s picked up 🙄

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

I mean force **