.@PurdueNorthwest I made this for you. :)

If you are in Chicago, please seek shelter at Soldier field, there is no chance of a touchdown there.

WE ARE GIVING AWAY A CYBERTRUCK ACTUALLY A CYBERBEAST REPOST TO ENTER FOLLOW SO WE CAN DM YOU NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. TERMS: https://t.co/P9OJtf9RCw

The libtards don’t want us looking at the sun during the eclipse. What are they hiding from us? #BidenWorstPresidentEver

pterobyte played Torchlight III (Steam) in the last 24 hours https://t.co/sGttw38Xv0 #exophase

Loving the new sound Twitter makes when you retreat something!

•Biden gets $42B for broadband—Trump admits to stealing classified docs •PA Gov Shapiro repairs I-95 in 12 days—FL Gov DeSantis tries to cancel citizenship •IL Gov Pritzker signs bill to guarantee breaks & a day off—TX Gov Abbot bans water breaks The parties are not the same.

Is midjourney down? I’m trying to get ai to show me what this student’s tiddies look like since she won’t show me. @PurdueNorthwest #midjourney

Depression is not a choice. You know what is a choice? Whether or not to engage in human trafficking.

Dean of students took off his pants.

#Oceans On remote & protected coral reefs where endangered seals, green turtles & thousands of rare species dwell - many found only in the Hawaiian archipelago - 16 freedivers (on breath-hold only) cleared 44 tons of debris in 15 days - a truly incredible feat.

pterobyte played Majesty 2 (Steam) in the last 24 hours https://t.co/m6YqLb3sZM #exophase

If the disability services office at Purdue Northwest doesn’t do their job, is that considered theft? (Of a paycheck.) @PurdueNorthwest

It would be really nice to get Rachel Dolezal in our office of Diversity & Inclusion. @PurdueNorthwest #purdue #BlackLivesMatter

Hiring: Interim secretary to the interim Dean. #jobs #indiana @PurdueNorthwest

Had a student crying about her grade but I gave her multiple opportunities at extra credit but she “felt uncomfortable” when I asked her to lock my office door. It’s quid pro quo, hon.

Diplomas will be mailed requiring cash on delivery to ensure our English majors don’t skip out when they don’t become famous writers. @PurdueNorthwest #purdue

I have a student an opportunity at extra credit and now I itch “down below.” Should I be worried? @PurdueNorthwest

.@PurdueNorthwest I made this for you. :)

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Sometimes we find two hobos and offer $100 to whoever wins in a fight. It gathers a crowd which acts as an initiative to educate others on homelessness, it contributes to a hobo’s livelihood, and we use that as a tax write off so we can afford more hobo fights #GivingBack #purdue