Hi I am very disappointed with a top I bought a while ago; usually similar ones have lasted years with no issues. The fabric has become ‘fluffy and bobbly’ the seam in the sleeve has also split open. I can send pics but live abroad. Please advise

Did you know this? #railstrikes

@EricIdle Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse, When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle, And this'll help things turn out for the best, And Always look on the bright side of life...😙😙

@mrlawton78 @EricIdle Less spam? You’re tweeting the guy who literally wrote Spamalot.

Quite remarkable to hear Johnson spell out what a great leader he was and how much he delivered … a fantasist as he arrived and a fantasist as he leaves. The worst PM in history. He leaves the country in a mess and politics with standards debased

"when I was your age I had to shag John Major to keep warm"

Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Iceland and (soon) France all own 100% of their largest green energy providers. In the UK we own 0.07%.

SHORT THREAD: Was just on @BBCNews responding to the comments made by Sunak & backed by Truss saying scientists had too much power, lockdowns were a mistake etc 1. They are rewriting what happened - the situation pre vaccine was very very scary with 150K dying pre wide vax. 1/7

State pension age: What next for WASPI? 1950s women call for ‘fast, fair compensation’ https://t.co/HPHAYfdmwx 😲😢"not going away " & it needs to be sorted ASAP Before more ladies die

BREAKING: If you need cheering up, the latest opinion poll predicts the Tories would lose 191 seats at the next general election x

@IanDunt what about when Johnson was dancing like this??? nobody want to question this state?

This is just absolute horseshit isn't it. If there was a video of a middle aged PM getting a bit lively in a pub during the summer they'd be treated like a good old boy. But because she danced like a young person, it's a threat to national security.

Extraordinary image from yesterday’s protest by these brave Afghan women. One year ago, Afghan girls went to school – Afghan women held positions of authority across Afghan society – all this was overturned with exceptional speed when the Taliban swept to power #Afghanistan

Please retweet if you want Labour, LibDems and Greens to cooperate at the next election in order to introduce PR and to ensure that we never again have to endure a Tory Government with an eighty seat majority, secured with only 43% of the popular vote.

Sunak just said he's the most northern Chancellor we've ever had... Born: Southampton School: Winchester Uni: Oxford Career: London Then parachuted into a safe Yorkshire seat in 2015

Racism. Homophobia. Misogyny. Incompetence. Corruption. The Metropolitan Police is broken beyond repair.

After years of trying, countless cycles of IVF and 3 miscarriages, our rainbow babies finally arrived. One a few minutes before midnight on the 22nd and another five minutes after midnight on the 23rd. Welcome to the world Jared and Maisie 🌈 #rainbowbabies #IVFbabies

Wow. Mark Thomas rips into Boris Johnson on receiving his honorary doctorate from @UniKent in Canterbury Cathedral. 🎥 @MrSplendiferous