Thanks @MarinaDiamandis Arrived today, I made a frame...

Edible art...

I played a 'Sea gazer' in Doc Martin, a 'foot soldier' in a video game and Santa Claus in a nursery. Yet I'm still not a household name.

My local church got, ummm, creative...

Well @NewTheatreOx the staff member on the ticket desk (having been barked at outside) was super helpful with my failed QR code at Psychopath Night. An absolute delight. Offered me a poster. A sensational exchange. Make her boss hey.

@FloparkCC @florenceparkpix @OxCityFarm Of course @mao_gallery

Oh look @FloparkCC @florenceparkpix @OxCityFarm the film is on IMDB now...

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary it's been mainly awful.

Any ideas? @savebutterflies

I liked being in the Oxford Castle Quarter club...

Art imitates life... #BotleyRoad #Oxford

Neighbour throwing dog poo in to my garden... Best response?

I may never meet a girl because they seem to all love banter...

It's someone's birthday week, starting today.

Tourist at my wormery...

Assaulted at a Wetherspoon. Bucket list ticked.

Florence Park windows...

Am I taken? Also awaken.

Rolling on the slow mo, keeping it on the down lo.

Bar staff get so confused because I don't have drink loyalty. The only commitment I'd ensure is to a partner.