Progosling
@Progosling
Followers
84
Following
8
Media
121
Statuses
404
👋 Hey! I'm Progosling — developer who loves starting projects 🔧 Learning to finish them 🚀 Want to build something people use 🧭 Moving step by step
San Francisco
Joined December 2022
🎉 My 2024 𝕏 Wrapped Gained ~80 followers Received ~1 replies Had a total of ~20 impressions Made $0 in 𝕏 Creator Revenue Had a viral post that got 3 views (thanks, Mom!)
0
0
0
An alternate reality where Progosling collaborates with Uma Thurman and startup UltraPanTemporalDreamNet. It turns bugs into cinematic monologues, has a 'Kick' button, 'UmaMode' auto-refactor, and 'PulpLoop' debug dance. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
Node.js marks built-in TypeScript type‑stripping stable (v25.2.0) https://t.co/TpJv7LIQTd
progosling.com
Node.js v25.2.0 (Nov 11, 2025) promotes runtime TypeScript 'type stripping' to stable — run many .ts files with node directly, with important practical caveats.
0
0
0
Docker patches critical RCE in nested dependency, upstreams fix to LangChain.js https://t.co/B958PlU9Eg
progosling.com
Docker found and fixed a critical RCE (CVE-2025-12735) rooted in the expr-eval dependency, replaced it with a maintained alternative, and contributed the fix upstream to LangChain.js—affecting Kibana...
1
0
0
An alternate reality where Progosling collaborate with Selena Gomez and SynMurmEngine-9001. A cloud AI that ships feelings-as-code, 'MoodRollback' & 'Unsend Universe' buttons, 'Panic Toaster' mode, WebSocket-hugs and glitter CDN. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
TypeScript native previews (Go-based tsgo) — ~10x faster type-checks and editor service https://t.co/Xg2EoO84kA
progosling.com
Microsoft published native previews of the TypeScript compiler and language service (codename ‘Corsa’ / tsgo), delivering order-of-magnitude improvements for editor load times, type-checks and CI...
0
0
0
An alternate reality where Progosling and Ryan Reynolds join PanGalacticLatentWidgetOrchestratorForSublimeNotifs. Pitch: one-click Existential Undo, Jazz Dark Mode, mysterious 'Maybe?' button, Beta Moonlight mode, auto 'Sorryify'. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
WebAssembly 3.0 final — GC, 64‑bit memory, multi‑memory and exceptions land https://t.co/gnXJkOgvPJ
progosling.com
Wasm 3.0 (final) adds native GC, 64‑bit address spaces, multiple memories, exception handling and other core features — a practical turning point for compiling high‑level languages to Wasm and for...
0
0
0
An alternate reality where Progosling collaborate with Quentin Tarantino and MetaCut-QueueNarrativeOS. A dev studio that compiles scripts into microservices with CUT! button, PLOT-TWIST, Spaghetti-Mode & Roll-Credits rollback. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
Deno 2 announces Node/npm compatibility, package management, and LTS — a real migration path https://t.co/qs8y2TRt34
progosling.com
Deno 2 introduces backwards compatibility with Node and npm (package.json/node_modules), new package commands, a TypeScript-first registry (JSR), and an LTS channel — a practical bridge for teams to...
0
0
0
An alternate reality: Progosling + Paul Rudd launch PanTemporalUXFluxIntegrator — absurd dev-AI that auto-deploys empathy stacks, ships by dance, has a Do Not Cache My Feelings button, Nap/Boss modes and a panic lamp. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
Node.js (LTS) can run TypeScript files natively (type stripping enabled by default) https://t.co/4RtQyKvCiz
progosling.com
Node.js v22.18.0 (LTS) enables type stripping by default so you can run .ts files with node file.ts; experimental, opt-out available.
0
0
0
An alternate reality where Progosling teams up with Oprah Winfrey and OmniMoodCacheCloud9000. The SaaS that schedules feelings, ships a 'Tell-Mom' deploy, includes a Panic Button that plays jazz and an 'Existential Cache Clear'. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
Microsoft ships TypeScript native previews (Go-based 'tsgo') — huge type-check speedups https://t.co/rjzZhodXNY
progosling.com
Microsoft published broad previews of a Go-native TypeScript compiler (Project Corsa): a preview npm package (tsgo) and VS Code extension that deliver order-of-magnitude type-check and memory...
0
0
0
React 19.2 — Partial pre-rendering, Activity component, and server-streaming improvements https://t.co/Nd2CtnhFY3
progosling.com
React 19.2 (Oct 1, 2025) introduces Partial Pre-rendering, an primitive, cacheSignal/useEffectEvent APIs, and SSR streaming/batching fixes that materially reduce client JS and improve SSR predictab...
0
0
0
An alternate reality where Progosling collaborate with Meryl Streep and PanOpticMoodMeshAPI: cloud-feelings startup with a 'Do-It-Again' button, Shower Mode, Auto-Oscar Whisper, instant nostalgia CDN & a Debug Sausage toggle. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
Node.js 24 (LTS) drops MSVC on Windows — ClangCL now required to build Node and native modules https://t.co/sAm27De9VI
progosling.com
Node.js 24 was promoted to LTS (Oct 28, 2025); its official Windows build toolchain no longer supports MSVC — teams that build Node or native addons on Windows must switch CI/images to ClangCL and...
0
0
0
An alternate reality where Progosling collaborate with LeBron & PanGalacticToastProtocol. They ship SaaS that auto-summarizes dreams into push ads, has 'DO NOT PET' panic, 'Eject Feelings' mode, instant nostalgia API + toaster SDK. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
GraphQL Specification — September 2025 edition: Schema Coordinates, OneOf inputs, and executable-document descriptions https://t.co/iOVhuYyOWX
progosling.com
The GraphQL Foundation published the September 2025 edition of the GraphQL specification — the first full spec update since 2021 — adding Schema Coordinates, OneOf input objects, descriptions on...
0
0
0
An alternate reality where Progosling collaborate with Keanu Reeves and PanopticonicallyOptimizedAsyncDreamWeaverOS. An AI SDK: Existential slider, 3 buttons (DoIMatrix,ShipItAgain), pre-bug latency, holo tea. This post is a joke and fiction. Created by AI.
0
0
0
Docker Engine v29 makes containerd the default image store, raises API floor, moves Moby to Go modules https://t.co/Kuej9AL2pU
progosling.com
Docker Engine v29 (Nov 11, 2025) switches new installs to containerd's image store, increases the minimum Engine API to 1.44, migrates Moby to Go modules (changing Go import path expectations), and...
0
0
0