Robert Anderson
@ProfRobAnderson
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Professor of Law, University of Arkansas. Admiralty and Maritime Law, Corporate, and M&A. Real Christmas tree enthusiast.
Fayetteville, AR
Joined March 2013
"Buy a fake tree," says this totally real person.
Fox tells Americans to buy artificial trees so Christmas tree farms can be used for data centers: "Everybody needs to get on board."
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I love ships, but your Christmas tree shouldn't arrive on one. Go buy a real Christmas tree.
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#1 Bestselling Rebounder in the World, 100% Made in USA, Lowest Price Guaranteed w/ Fast Shipping
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I can't really explain how the median age could have dropped so much in 2015--must have been an error or data inconsistency. But it's interesting to see how the boomer "bulge" is now working its way out of the pipeline.
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The Delaware Supreme Court sill hasn't gotten around to deciding the pending case whether its corporate law is constitutional, but on the plus side it did find time to decide a car accident case today.
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I have invented a new youth wrestling move drawn from my experience in transactional law. I call it the Shelf Takedown.
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The ABA's new Profile of the Legal Profession is out, and it appears that the median age of lawyers (which has increased since at least 1980) has finally peaked. In 1980 the median age was 39!
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Felonious grinches stealing thousands of dollars worth of wreaths are busted by an armed Santa Claus Since the story is in Gavin Newsom‘s lawless, California, expect Santa to be doxxed and forced to go beardless
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The magic of Christmas morning when you adorn your home with a festive artificial Christmas tree.
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I’ve gained about 15 pounds over the last four or five years, but I still thought of myself is being pretty much “in shape” for my weight. I jumped on a treadmill today, and found that was not the case.
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I just scheduled some “urgent” email queries for Christmas Eve to try to see who’s really serious about their work and who isn’t.
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I am trying to discern which side Bluesky favors in the Thai-Cambodia conflict so I'll know that the other one is the good guy.
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I am hereby declaring a moratorium on the development of new -isms in constitutional law.
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Why are there corn mazes when it could be maize mazes?
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Quite the presidential treatment they're giving him.
Caravan of police vehicles transporting alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson to court. Major security - swat vehicles and air assets.
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When I draft contracts, I always insert a page that says “[This page unintentionally left blank]” just to retain flexibility for my clients.
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How did I not see until now that Jim Moloney (formerly of Gibson Dunn) was named Director of Corporation Finance at the SEC? This is an amazing choice.
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Whenever I hear comments I disagree with in a faculty meeting, I just refute them by saying, "Reclaiming my time."
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