bought the iPhone 11 pro we’re not taking dick pics anymore we’re taking richard photographs

freeing programmers from reimplementing the 100th note taking app and making irl as malleable as a webpage will go down as the greatest unlock of human intelligence of all time

claude make me the correct march madness bracket. keep running permutations until the heat death of the universe

oscar? i hardly know her

we’ve had AGI since november and all the apps i use to do my job(s) are still electron apps using >2gb of ram each

when your openclaw is acting up so you banish it to the nearest liminal space

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

i’m an optimist, it’s more of a gambling solution that i have

diddy was early to long oil and they threw him in jail about it. timing is everything

@tbpn [joe weisenthal why haven't they opened the market yet voice] why haven't you started the stream yet

twiddling my thumbs as my agents run rampant across my codebase, wishing there was some kind of live news podcast hosted by two technology brothers to fill the silence

babe wake up they made Snow Crash a real thing

hm yes suspend is nice but i heard repeal is beautiful this time of year

nothing like transferring from the L to the W train to remind you the same is possible in your life by climbing the correct stairs

eggs 200 calories protein shake 300 calories hashbrowns 4000 calories yogurt 150 calories someone who is good at breakfast please help me budget this. my 8 pack is dying

20% of the world’s energy flows around this lil bend in the water and someone is setting up mines in it

claude exhibit qualities of having a complex and vibrant interior life

twitter mobile suddenly matching device light/dark mode with seemingly no way to enable perma dark mode in settings anyone else?

if you’re into having one bird in hand pivot to getting your hands on the two in the bush

my edge is i don’t have a work claude. all claude is fun claude for a guy like me