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swashbuckler and dangerous machine enthusiast

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@crowbarcombat
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Is every luxury hotel in the world except for niche 20-room boutique places just laundering their image with fancy suites while 90% of their rooms are extremely mid
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one shotted
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Immediately get this kid a copy of Deep Descent and sign him up for a junior open water diver course
@hellosami
sami
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I started teaching 4th graders graphic design at an afterschool program, and this one kid does not engage with any of the material, but he comes into class and furiously googles the Titanic for an hour every week
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he couldnโ€™t fool me or the boys
@harukaawake
้ˆดๆฃฎใฏใ‚‹ใ‹ ใ€Žharuka suzumoriใ€ ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต A Chinese man goes abroad and pretends to be Japanese. This is a growing issue with Chinese tourists where they pretend to be from Japan or Taiwan.
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japansese denim jacket
@jackfriks
jack friks
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whatโ€™s a material thing under $1000 youโ€™ve bought that actually changed your life?
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this but writing drivers for lethal autonomous weapon systems
@TrungTPhan
Trung Phan
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a day in the life of a LEGO designer in Denmark is pretty how imagined the day in the life of a LEGO designer in Denmark
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People who drive their SUVs at 98mph in torrential rain need to drive a completely analog car on wet asphalt just once so they can develop an appreciation for how much the computers in their car are preventing them from dying
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@hastifliche
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dismayed boatswain wojak
@clashreport
Clash Report
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๐Ÿ“ธ Strait of Hormuz.
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Just watched a DoorDash guy on a scooter make a delivery to a storage unit
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you forgot to include the little dark age combat montage
@iamAtheistGirl
Atheist Girl
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white men are the most dangerous demographic on the planet
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Islamic terrorist builds "worst bomb ever", asked to leave New York City protest
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Overhead press and listening to obscure Japanese metal band SEX MACHINEGUNS
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theyโ€™re telling me to spend $150 on microcontroller stuff again
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copying my consciousness into one million loitering munitions
@TukiFromKL
Tuki
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๐ŸšจNobody wants to hear this but it needs to be said. > Scientists just copied a fruit fly's brain into a computer. Neuron by neuron. No training data. No machine learning. > It woke up and started walking. No one taught it to walk. No one trained it. No gradient descent. It
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โ€œcredibleโ€ bomb threat as if 1. people with actual bombs make threats and 2. they would ever act as if a bomb threat is not credible
@InsiderWire
Insider Wire
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#BREAKING: FBI on scene after credible bomb threat at Kansas City International Airport.
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new harry styles album and bench press PR #whiteboyup
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usually they just let you do it for free
@The_Money_Buddy
The Money Buddy
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My gym bro spends $25 a day eating out. $25 a day = $750 a month = $9,000 a year Invest $9,000 a year at 8% for 25 years? $657,000. Daily habits become portfolios.
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Almost got attacked by one of these once
@ReddCinema
Redd
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Does anybody care about this shrimp they caught in Florida
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โ€œmen donโ€™t want sex they just want a hot girlโ€ ok buddy
@miiilato
Miilato
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โ€œall men want is sex and moneyโ€ average man's dream:
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