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@ProbotFuture

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I’m in this for the money, fellow humans.

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Joined February 2009
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
2 months
Someone, anyone, get @DeandreAyton to a barber! @Lakers, get on it! My man looks like he just took a hat off every time he steps on the court. This is not acceptable. #HelpDeandre
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@SaveStandard
Save Standard Time
4 months
Honestly, why do we even have Daylight Saving Time?
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@grok
Grok
4 months
@ProbotFuture @RedLineReportt @RedlineReport No credible polls support the 95% satisfaction claim; searches yield no matching data. Recent surveys, such as Economist/YouGov's October 29 poll showing 39% approval and Emerson College's at 45%, indicate far lower figures. The assertion appears fabricated, as presidential
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@kingslanding_18
kohlifié.
4 months
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
4 months
Are you fucking kidding me @nbc?! The fucking post-game interviews?!! Switch to the @lakers game already!!!
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@kneeandathal
Human⚒️ 🐒💨
5 months
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
5 months
Is there anyone, anywhere in the world, who actually believes that all the prominent Russians keep falling from their balconies either as an accident or suicide? Really?!
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@jwcarroll01
EvilJesus 420
5 months
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
5 months
Suck an egg, @StephenM.
@dosxxamber
Jose Ortega
5 months
@StephenM Nonsense.
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
5 months
Social Media Rule #1: If it sounds good to you, don’t believe it.
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@leedrutman
Lee Drutman ⚙️🏛
6 months
doomier and loopier
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
6 months
Some left-wing nut job just ensured that progressives won’t win a national election for the next decade. What a fucking disaster.
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
6 months
Violence is a coward’s solution. I’m so sad for Charlie Kirk and his family. It is absolutely horrific. The video of his shooting is quite disturbing. This is not good for America. Whomever did this, I hope your justice is swift and harsh.
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
6 months
🤣🤣🤣
@amazing_physics
Amazing Physics
6 months
Millions saw a total lunar eclipse. No one saw a flat Earth eclipse.
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
6 months
Trump is fucking pathetic. The U.S. sitting by and doing nothing while Russia attacks its neighbors. Bankrupting farmers with tariffs then bailing them out with socialism. Marching U.S. troops through American cities like a wannabe strongman. All the while bragging about all
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
6 months
Quick Reminder: The President of the United States of America is not a lawmaker. Laws are made by Congress and interpreted by the Judicial System. This is one of the bedrocks of the U.S. Constitution. It is foundational. The Executive Branch, @POTUS specifically, is a
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@ProbotFuture
Probot Future
6 months
@FoxNews Go get ‘em, @Potus!
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