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I witnessed the creation of beauty and it is my privilege to present it to the world.
DRUMROLLS by
@frdnddnext
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March 1st. Be there.
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My cousin locked himself indoors and refused to eat for days because his babe left him. Entire family had to go beg the girl. He's married to her now.
I was 10 when it happened but I knew no human being will ever have that kind of control over me. I put that on my Saint Obi.
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When I was younger, one uneducated egbon asked us to spell "Cabin" in cabin biscuit for a prize.
Bidemi, my childhood friend, answered with a question, "If I fail am, how you wan take know?"
20+ years and I know answering a person with no capacity understand is a waste of time.
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This guy is like a human Jigawa State. You totally forget they exist until you see them.
You heard it again.
ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU is my candidate.
Murife, don't cryyyy.
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You will get farther in your career with audacity than you will with skill.
What unpopular opinion of yours will set you up like this?
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If I be oyinbo, e no get wetin you go fit tell me say I no be advanced human being compared to this negro race.
Even if I no be racist, I go just get am for the back of my mind say I gats dey superior to black man by race because no be life black man dey live so.
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My guy say make them off BVAS. 😂😂😂
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Pretty face is subjective. A fat ass is a fat ass.
That's the difference.
Niggas who say a fat ass > pretty face scare me man
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Why this prepaid meter dey beep again????????????????????????????????
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In a nation of 200 million people, we have less than 20 neurosurgeons working in Nigeria today.
It's the reason I'll forgive you walking around being a brain dead bastard.
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The incumbent president of Nigeria stood on a podium during his election campaign and yelled into the mic,
"Na statistics we go chop?"
The crowd shouted back, "No!"
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Lord, am I old?
Wasn't the Usher resemblance a big part of their marketing when they released Get Squared? 😂
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Bruh. It's the little things.
Can middle class families still afford these type of parties for their kids birthday? 🤦🏽♂️
Omo... God go punish APC o.
my mum can keep things ehn?! why has she brought me this souvenir from my 3rd birthday 🥹
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Everything this babe does is confusing.
She is Ivorian that finished high school in France and applied to studied in AAU, Ekpoma.
Fucking up the multiverse like a villain.
It was a great pleasure to be acknowledged and invited by the
@nigeriapoliceforce
PRO, thank you so much sir for welcoming I and my team and it was indeed a great privilege
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Nah. Fuck that. All of you that cussed me out for that Black man tweet I made are really mad people. Glad I blocked most of you.
These races can get electricity in a desert and we are still struggling with NEPA in major cities.
Really mad.
Huacachina, situated in southwestern Peru, is a village that encircles a small oasis and is enveloped by sand dunes.
[📹 joseleon3011]
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If you save money from that your 10k, you fit use 1 million take treat ulcer when you start to make am.
If you dont learn to save when you earn 10k, you wont save when you earn 1m
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African China.
My man was crying crying and people were dancing galala. 😭😭😭
Who started this whole Afro grief and afro depression movement??
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This video has an endgame. Pay attention to her political career in the next four years.
"Spoke at UN, Geneva."
This is how Nigerians bullshit their way to important positions and have nothing to offer.
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Bruh. When I'm at rock bottom, all my concentration is how to get the fuck out of it. Not to look out for who's checking for me.
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This one go far.
CNN dey show AI tech and space exploration expeditions in 8k 🫱🏽🫲🏾 NTA dey show Argungu fishing festival with 360p.
🤓
We’ll never be able to touch them, it’s not even a thing of inferiority complex, we can’t compete one bit.
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How you take know say him correct? 🙂
Get one guy for my sec sch, if you showed him pictures of 100 pornstars, he’d tell you the names of 90.
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Baba use style cover the Baze University logo. Open am make them see am. Na Datti school you go.
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At a certain age as a person, you should never put yourself in a situation that allows a minor move to you.
Wetin dey bring that kind play? Wetin you and small pikin dey discuss reach that level?
If a minor moves to you it’s your responsibility as the adult to say no 👍🏾
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A dollar multi-millionaire said that it costs 52 million naira to get a Toyota Corolla today, monkeys say him dey lie because Naija used 2004 Toyota Corolla no cost reach like that.
I think it's his disposition that fools you people to think your realities are the same. 😂
Today, the same Toyota Corolla costs about N52 million which is more than 10 years of his salary without expenditure, to be able to buy one, after having attained the highest point one can achieve in academia.
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Let me tell you what self hate is.
To spend your personal money to develop and tar a motorable road in Nigeria, you will have to bribe government officials to allow you do it. The ethnic ruler of that area and his cronies will also request for money.
This is what our race is.
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If you like cry in my mentions and call me uncle Ruckus and coon, talk about racism and colonialism being the reason we cannot develop the continent.
I will still tell you that your elites hide corrupt cash proceeds in septic tanks in 2024 like mere monkeys storing bananas.
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"Guy, how far? You go act?"
😂😂😂
Priscilla Ojo and Eni Adeoluwa in the first look at 'All of Us', an upcoming high-school series that marks Adeoluwa's producing debut.
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And one compulsory gospel jam to thank God for the journey so far.
There was an era when Nigerian albums were not complete without rap verses from Nigerian rappers. What a time that was.
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You believe this your nyash pass anything. 😂😂😂
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There is so much an African leader can do if they put their greedy, stomach worshiping, pathetic piece of fuck egos aside.
Look at this man. He is going to change his people's lives and they won't forget him. It's not rocket science. Just one thoughtful policy per time.
Today, Ademola Adeleke, the governor of Osun state, officially cancels right-of-way fees, allowing telecom companies and internet providers to lay fibre optic cables for free as part of a digital economy policy.
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Him don release Abido Shaker, dollar don dey drop.
When Refase Farel drops tomorrow morning, we are doing 1 naira to 1 dollar.
You people will respect the Indaboski Bahose! 🔥
Sun 25 Feb, 2024 • 11:00 AM
💵 1 USD ⇛ ₦1,500.349
💷 1 GBP ⇛ ₦2,089.340
💶 1 EUR ⇛ ₦1,785.408
💶 1 CAD ⇛ ₦1,227.822
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There is a generation of Nigerians post 2015 that have had no meaningful employment because those who should mentor their transition from graduates to labour market have had to japa for economic and security reasons.
Graduates becoming POS vendors is not bants. It's consequence.
Some of us had our trajectories in life irretrievably altered by the monstrosity you brought into power in 2015.
I was Head of Content at a marketing agency in 2015. If things hadn't changed, I wouldn't even be a journalist today.
We are - very literally - the monsters you made
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This P dey always muzz me. Girls dey suffer FR. 😂
Because if I come to your house and your father is giving me spanner to repair generator, I will question his sanity.
i think it’s actually rude for you to meet your partners mum for the first time and she expects you to help her in the kitchen 😭😭 like ma, im a guest?
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E get some kind babes wey you just gats avoid romantically. No waste your energy even if you get bar.
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Oh brother, we bought money last month. There was no cash. People got used to it so it wasn't unexpected.
ATMs did not have cash. POS attendants took 1k for every 10k withdrawal.
In December 2023.
You no dey Nigeria??? 😂😂😂
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For one person that breaks out from the community, at least fifteen people eat good.
No room for jealousy o. Just play your part.
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@AgwuObinna_
My cousin rich AF. Big boy in a top oil company. Him lean because woman no want again. Refused to eat for near a week. The church wey them dey go too follow beg.
Family beg. Church beg.
Even me wey dey primary school then know say e don red. 😂
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I don't want anybody coming to me for food. I want everybody to have food.
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To shoot a video anywhere in Lagos, you have to pay touts. If you don't, they will stop your production, physically assault your crew and destroy your cameras.
But you just have to succeed with your film so LIRS can tag you on Instagram to pay tax.
"Owo da?✨" Government >>>
You don't have a government. You are your own govt. You just have a group of politicians who tax you for governing yourselves. You provide your own water, power, security, education and social welfare. One day Nigeria will reset itself. 🤦🏾♂️
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NGL, I dey hustle for woman. E no good make person start week with lie.
If Wizkid no up e bag, where e for see Jada P for Surulere?
Women dey this life, dawg. If you dey up your bag to soft with class women, by all means.
Today na Monday. It's a new week to get it.
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The problem is that you people assume men and women do the same things for entertainment.
Organize sport festival make you see whether men no go turn up. Snooker board one side, football pitch, PlayStation, darts, basketball.
Men go dey there one week.
I would really like Zikoko to do a male version of
#Hertitude
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Like this was so fun and freeing. Wonder if it’ll be the same for men.
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Kendrick Lawal just be like that guy for Secondary School wey everybody dey fear because him get muscle. Nobody don fight am before but him get muscle so everybody dey fear am.
Person finally face am, slap am. Him fans say him no carry him power come school today.
😂😂😂
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Man said "Chill, I committed a war crime and all they did was cry."
Nah. These people no rate una at all. 😂😂😂
Don’t Worry About Criticisms From Nigerians; It Happened To Me When I Started Civil War And I Succeeded —Ex-Head Of State, Gowon Tells Tinubu | Sahara Reporters
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80 percent of Nigerians will not see 500 million naira in their lives. And you say when I get am, make I use am buy house for Osapa?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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So nobody is going to mention how Wizkid made both Fake Love and True Love and they both slapped harder than my grandmother???
Oh. OK.
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That 5k, 10k wey you wan send give that babe too small.
I be your guy, I go tell you truth.
Use am take go chop roasted chicken with cold beer this evening. When you don get, you go send her better money.
🙂
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When black Americans thinks of people who drive their systematic oppression, they rightfully think of white people.
When I, a Nigerian, think of people who drive the average Nigerian's systematic oppression, I think of people like this woman.
What is it like when coups and military dictatorships threaten your democracy? Nigerian poet and author Lola Shoneyin tells us in her poem:
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I think people actually forget Shallipopi is not a Lagos boy. He is a Benin Boy.
It is not Lagos street pop. This is South South Street Pop. 🥺
I actually love shali's album, the guy just having fun and using us to catch cruise.
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No. Na white supremacists come hide indomie for warehouses.
Food that they did not provide by the way. Food that was donated to be distributed. They hid it in warehouses that nobody knew about until it spoilt.
But yeah, we wuz kangz and oyinbo colonialism.
@ProbablyDafe
These people hid food during covid. Food. Nna men anytime I reason Nigeria matter I dey vex. It's why I can never be offended by racism except it's life threatening caus I don see things from my own kind.
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Na Cookies wey I accept from one website dey my belle since morning.
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Cadence. Flow. Delivery. Stylism. Imagery. Breath Control.
This is a very good artist. This is good music.
Music is bigger than judging with the narrow path of vocalist perfection as the only objective metric.
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Pheelz is top three most important music producers of the past decade in Afrobeats.
Disrespect who? Abi una dey sleep.
Pheelz wey give Olamide, give Lil Kesh, Give Adekunle Gold, Give Fireboy, Give Teni.
Don't fucking play.
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Free game.
As a trench kid on the come up, once you hit your first lick just marry that babe wey love you. No even contemplate flexing for a while before settling.
No even try am at all. Just marry and start your family, dey grind from there dey go.
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"Misandry doesn't do physical harm"
Your misandry is not harming people because you are afraid. You suspect you will meet a higher degree of physical violence should you move with such motive. You have shown venom every other way. If you could harm physically, you would.
😂😂😂
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LMFAO. No hard drugs??? No trenches baddies???
I shall not be coming. 😭
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Two times. BasketMouth dropped a better album than 90% of the artists that dropped same year, two times.
we don’t talk enough about how Basketmouth dropped a better album than a lot of y’all faves.
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@AgwuObinna_
I was ten years old. How I wan take beg? 😂😂😂
It caused enough stir across the extended family for a ten year old me to know.
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Artist go dey do well as indie.
The moment e sign to label him creativity go begin diminish because Bunmi that interned at Flutterwave in 2018 and then at Total Energie in 2022 is the person to greenlight budget for his roll out and she is not "feeling it".
Wo. Ask questions.
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@prettyboyxane
Na black politicians dey fuck me up daily, and these pathetic bastards with zero accountability say I be uncle Ruckus for not blaming the white man for the black man fucking me up.
When I no blind. I don dey block them sef.
It will be so funny if it were not so infuriating.
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The black man must live for a purpose greater than himself and his belly. There must be a sense of perfection that we must strive towards.
What is perfect to you as the black man? What is that excellent thing that you strive towards? You miss it and you fall to decay.
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Watched Magicsticks sit in an interview recently and tell you people that the first thing he learnt from working with Olamide is that EVERYBODY GETS PAID.
Chance the Rapper told you people one thing about Kanye West. EVERYBODY GETS PAID.
Longevity demands you pay everybody.
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It is my theory that Nigeria (and most of the black race, if I'm being honest) has no fear of God.
We are a religious people but that is where it ends. Our reverence for a Divine ends at our lips. There is no strive to appeal to something greater than ourselves.
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When e reach your turn to do acts of service, na slavery. When e reach other people turn to do for you, na bare minimum.
No worry. Them no dey tell person. Life go teach you that thing wey your papa no teach you for house.
You go kneel down greet life "Migwo." 😂😂😂
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Islamophobia in Nigeria? The same country where Deborah was burnt to death less than two months ago for an allegation of blasphemy? The same country were someone was burnt to death in Lugbe for blasphemy?
It would be madness to not have a fear of muslims in Nigeria TBH.
There is a lot of Islamophobia in Nigeria. From fighting Hijab to warning staff from attending Friday prayer to forcing female secondary students to wear short skirts. It shouldn’t be so.
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You can get a thousand people to labour towards building a church or a mosque in Africa for free before you get a thousand people to labour towards building a hospital.
Follow the train of thought.
So how do we give this same purpose to the latter as we do to the former?
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FROM PLUTO WITH LOVE
Shakespopi: An Album Review
I was born in Lagos. I grew up in Lagos. I've been told I lived a few weeks in my home state in the years before I was fully conscious but I have no memory of it.
So, I'll say the first time I travelled home was in 2013.
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The biggest label in Nigeria has essentially activated the same artist in four different creatives. The excitement we have for every new artist they activate wanes when we listen and the artist sounds like the last guy.
This thing doesn't work.
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Cuz said if we remove the alcohol from Vodka, it will be a nice non-alcoholic Vodka.
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Nigerians are actually very generous and kind people. Once we can overcome our religious and tribal difference we may become The Greatest Country Of All Time
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God forbid a superstar musician from Nigeria hugs a fan to show his appreciation.
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I see shit like this and I wonder how I did not think of it first.
It's so cool.
wtf did homecoming do as lineup please they should better change student ticket to 1500 cause ain’t no way
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If you think Metro Boomin is a better producer than SARZ, you are on crack.
What manner of inferiority complex is that one?
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Nobody is doing anything to us that we are not doing to ourselves. This is the first step towards knowing our place in the world and earning it.
The local government chairman that loots money for primary healthcare building in Nigeria is not a white supremacist.
While black people are not without fault, you guys need to understand that the conditions we find ourselves in are largely due to the intentional mental, physical and systematic oppression of our people.
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One mistake many men should stop making.
The guy that a babe likes over you is not necessarily better than you. She just likes him better. That's it.
It's not an L. It's her choice.
The moment you start to compare yourself with him, you have lost the plot.
The boyfriend of the babe my guy was knacking sent him a vn in tears:
"Guy, I get money pass you. I buy this babe iPhone 12. Which phone you dey use? I get better ride. Why she do me this thing?"
And we both laughed at the fool.
The bigger your money, the plentier the tears.
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For a moment, allow this information settle in that this could easily be Taraba or Jigawa if we had the common sense to build a decent country.
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When I finally dey successful enough to teach public image branding, my first example go be Pastor Chris.
An Edo man that went to AAU, jerry curls his hair and has an unplaceable accent that he has maintained since the 90's.
Can't beat that.
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If I am making a point and your rebuttal is "read a book", I automatically assume you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
If you have actually "read a book", you will know what exact book you are referencing and you will recommend it.
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Name a song where an artist was in their IDAN moment.
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Those people were dropping atomic bombs in the 1940's with precision. They were going to the moon in the 1960's
Your police is still doing accidental discharge and your military is dropping bombs on on citizens "by mistake" in 2024.
But yeah, whatever helps you sleep better.
@ProbablyDafe
This post and the comment section now affirm this phrase " No one can make you feel inferior without your consent"
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LMFAO. Women talk on Twitter like they don't know women in real life.
If I walk into a room and it's a woman I don't know there, I won't greet her first except there is need for interaction. I get why.
But if I know you, I will be the first to say hello.
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Doja Cat is suffering from the Drake effect as a rapper.
When an artist is so good at making different types of music and the hip hop community refuses to acknowledge their skill no matter how good they perform.
If not, Doja Cat is a better rapper than 90 %>
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If womanizer carry 100 million enter Lagos on Friday, na 50k e go take go back to Ijebu Ode on Sunday.
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Exactly my point. Anybody that wants to weaponize your ego against you saying "Peter Obi supporters are too..." Tell them to kiss their mother's derrière and support their thieving ogas with the same vim.
"Going higher" doesn't work in Nigeria because Nigerians are not people who respect the Highest Common Factor. Nigerians only understand Lowest Common Denominator, which is why the politicians who find that low point consistently are the most successful.
I didn't make the rules.
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At the end of the day, it's not Timbaland or Metroboomin or any Black American Producer that took Afrobeats global. I thank God for that.
It's your producer from a 2 bedroom flat in Lekki, spinning beats after beats for artists after artists.
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White supremacist. Colonialism.
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Please don't listen to her o. This woman doesn't just exist in her man's life. She is very valuable to him.
The person buying her flowers is one of the most successful creatives out of Nigeria ever and she has been one of his managers since forever.
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You wey kpons your babe because she eat Eba when you no dey house????
This App is pure comedy. 😂😂😂
But how will you respect a partner that goes to work and collects second spoon from his coworker like a beggi beggi. How do you respect someone without discipline or self respect? Na wa o. Hetero women can identify with suffering sha.
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This man murdered 15 people barely a month ago. INEC officials and opposition members were in a building and he set it on fire. 15 people died.
This is the man this cretin is idolizing on Twitter?
What kind of animals am I in this country with? What did I do to deserve this?
Ado Duguwa has Done it again, Kwankwanyyi Movement can't Defeat him.
Tudun Wada/Doguwa belongs to Alhassan Ado Doguwa.
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Portable has zero clout to give Skepta. Zero. Skepta has been relevant for so long, he can put anybody relevant with an IG post.
Worst case scenario, they find him entertaining and like having him around for vibes.
This thing they are doing with him , I’m sure you know it too but no be me go talk am
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My brother. If you no get money, avoid relationship.
If not, wetin your eye go see for relationship, them go comot Job story for Bible put your own there.
Useless man tweeting all that nonsense on a phone Keke bought and the data plan she pays for every month. A kept hoe should keep quiet.
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Let's do a quick thought experiment.
Think of all the races in the world, from most likely to least likely, that would have built a bridge across this Lagos Lagoon and increased productivity of the people around both areas.
Bro this is crazy, to get to Ikorodu from Lekki, you have to make this huge trip that can be shortened by a bridge
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