Prime Takehouse
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Joined November 2025
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Would anyone be surprised to find out these two are father and son? Huge fan of both the legend John Clayton and the rook @BenjaminSolak 🤘👔
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Top WR Duos, receiving yards, in 2025 Amon-Ra and Jamo - 2,518 Pickens and Lamb - 2,506 Nakua and Adams - 2,504 @AllenRobinson nailed it 🎯 🥩🔥
Allen Robinson on ESPN ranked Amon-Ra St. Brown and Jameson Williams as his #1 WR duo going into next season 👀
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Hell of a run, and my god that 4th down throw 🥵 Caleb is for real and the Bears did indeed with the NFC North this year Good call @CalebFC18 🎯 🥩🔥
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And now Sean McDermott is officially fired Careful what you wish for Bills Mafia @JonScottTV sniffed this out before the season 🎯
I can’t believe the amount of people taking a preseason performance and running back to their Sean McDermott pitchforks. Just admit you’ll never get over 13 seconds and take any opportunity to run McD until he either wins it all or gets fired. #Bills
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Idk if it was a double move, but Boutte got Stingley 🔮 stuff from @ADPatriots
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1/1 so far @ScottBarrettDFB 🥩🔥
Odds I’d put on the next Giants head coach: 45% - John Harbaugh 25% - Kevin Stefanski 25% - Steve Spagnuolo 5% - Klint Kubiak 0% - Other Odds I’d put on the next Titans head coach: 60% - Matt Nagy 20% - Brennan Carroll 10% - Adam Gase 5% - Kliff Kubiak 5% - Other
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Colston Loveland vs Green Bay… 8 rec 137 yds 15 targets 🥵 Williams’ favorite target indeed @MJCLocks 🥩🔥
Colston Loveland in his last 2 games: 10 Catches / 91 Rec Yards / 1 TD 6 Catches / 94 Rec Yards / 1 TD He’s played 82%+ of the snaps in 3 straight games. Expect him to be Caleb’s favorite target again.
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Sources (individuals) who are known to be more liberal with X or Y data points? Genuinely curious. Would love to hear from an analyst and/or data collector.. @Ihartitz @JustinMacmahan @LordReebs @ScottBarrettDFB @kyle_borg @MikeClayNFL @LateRoundQB
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The qualitative data is ofc the question. Is it the data collector’s sole judgement whether the pass was on target? How separated the WR got? Seems so arbitrary, but maybe when looking at large enough datasets it works itself out. IDK, that’s why I’m asking. Are there Cont’d ⬇️
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Just saw a “Top 5 RBs for Broken Tackles per Carry” list. Got me thinking, where does this data come from? Assuming there are a few data sources most analysts use, how is the data ACTUALLY being collected? Is it literally a guy watching each play and noting the info? Cont’d ⬇️
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Great call @TukeLenkku Demarcus Robinson’s line vs the Eagles… 6 rec 111 yds 1 TD 🥩🔥
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He doesn’t @TheBillsGuys Rodgers got seared like a prime ribeye Good call
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Christian Kirk vs the Steelers in the Wild Card game… 8 rec 144 yds 1 TD Great call @PropHolliday, he cleared the 16.5 yds by juuuust a little bit. Kirk had 3 separate catches for more than this alone 🥩🔥
NFL-Wild Card Weekend Christian Kirk (HOU) over 16.5 receiving yards (-116) 1u Line available on Fanduel Sportsbook at the time of publishing. Playable up to 19.5. I'm reading between the lines here on this one. Kirk's receptions line is HEAVILY juiced to over 1.5 across
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Jalen Coker vs the Rams in the Wild Card game 9 rec 134 yds 1 TD On 12 targets. Good call @FFB_Fanatics , how is Coker not averaging 10+ targets a game?? He looks the part too, absolute beast 🥩🔥
Bryce Young to Jalen Coker Yields a better passer rating than Sam Darnold to JSN How is Coker not averaging 10+ targets a game. One of my favorite WR2’s that will 100% be getting paid this offseason https://t.co/1eQLgI5kVx
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Discussing “what ifs” for the NFL season, back in Aug, @Ihartitz said “what if Javonte Williams doesn’t completely suck?” ADP of RB42 Finished as the RB11 in Half-PPR Maybe the starting RB1 for an elite offense IS worth picking up Great spidey senses Ian 🕷️ 🥩🔥
So just to be clear: Javonte Williams is 100% the Cowboys starting RB and fantasy football folks are still just like “yeah don’t care fuck him”?
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Talking team WR2s with WR1 upside Jamo finished as the WR9 in Half-PPR WR1 upside indeed Great call @P2WFantasy 🥩🔥
2025 Fantasy Football Team WR2 w/ WR1 Upside Jameson Williams #fantasyfootball #fantasyfootballadvice #nfl
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Wan’Dale Robinson finished as the WR13 in Half-PPR ADP was 223, WR70, in other words undrafted Sleeper is an understatement Great call @GrandCentralFan 🥩🔥
I been on it all offseason and I will continue to push Wan’Dale Robinson as one of my deep sleeper picks
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George Pickens finished as the WR6 in Half-PPR ppg @NoExpertFS called it back in July 📞 🥩🔥
George Pickens Cowboys are Top 10 in Total WR Fantasy Points in the last 5/6 seasons Pickens is entering the prime and the best offense of his career Pickens & Lamb could rival Higgins & Chase for the best WR duo in the league 5th round is Value! https://t.co/vZm6mudKEx
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Trevor Lawrence finished as the QB4 and absolutely smashed in the fantasy playoffs, averaging 33.2 ppg weeks 15-17 Great call @ZKantzFF 🥩🔥
Trevor Lawrence is being drafted as QB20. His potential this year is immense, and he could be a game-changer for your fantasy teams. The Buccaneers in one year under Liam Coen as OC: -8th highest out of 11-man personnel and ranked sixth in EPA out of that formation. -3rd in
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