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SEE THE RIOT • HEAR THE RIOT • FEEL THE RIOT. Poetry Princess of Chicago • Writer • Radio Personality @illanoizeradio | Saturday’s 4-6pm
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Hi, I’m PrettyRiot & I wrote this poem 🎙️✍🏽
the mixtape era begins:
“Eureka !”
a poem by Pretty Riot
music by Pelham & Junior
filmed by The Visual Hunter
Grill Talk Mixtape, Vol.1
October 4th, 2023
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I had a roommate that moved her jobless baby daddy in, they fought constantly, he put a hole in the wall and in return she threw hot grease on him. Once they physically fought after arguing about who was going to donate plasma so they can buy weed. This is absolutely true.
The girls on tik tok said when y’all get apartments y’all ruin the area because of y’all boyfriends and it’s so fucking true.
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Just say y’all don’t like the niggas y’all be with because 2K is $60…I will smoke that in 3 hours 😭 hair, nails & lashes is damn near $1k all together. Be fr. Y’all don’t like these men, just using em.
buying 2k when you pay for yo own hair, nails & lashes is crazy 🤣🤣
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I can merch nobody in Chicago is calling a corner store a bodega.
No one in Chicago called a corner store a bodega until everyone started listening to east coast podcasts.
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Y’all niggas is so insecure it’s sick. Seek HELP.
U really believe yo bitch flying to Miami just to curve niggas? 🤨
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My favorite form of showing affection is sucking dick 😭🥺😍 like come here bae lemme suck the soul out of your body because I love you, thanks.
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I miss ALBUMS. Full fleshed cohesive albums, with full length songs. I miss when artists took time to craft unforgettable albums. I listen back to certain albums from my childhood & teenage years and artists were creating moments within their music. I miss that. We’re missing it.
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@501jap
I’m not roasting nobody for donating plasma but donating plasma to buy weed is insane. Let’s be fucking fr.
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Avoiding tough conversations is the quickest way to kill any relationship or friendship.
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This is honestly why I despise BBL culture. Folks forgot that everybody doesn’t have the desire to change the body that they were born with just to look like the next bitch. Santana, a gay man, with a BBL, that literally cosplays a woman thinks that he can speak down on a woman
Santana is weird for talking about a women like this. Because she doesn’t have a BBL or makeup on that means she’s ugly? Like your the VERY last to be speaking on looks
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That’s what we said. The R is silent, just like you should be. Mind yo business.
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4. Your boyfriend can NOT read your damn mind. If you mad at him TELL HIM WHY! Don't say it's nothing when it's really something.
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I pray that God remove any toxins from my life, that he removes anybody that's using me, lying to me, or has no good intentions for me.
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1. Your boyfriend is just that, a boyfriend. He is not your father. He is not your source of income. Don't expect for him to act as such.
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@WizMonifaaa
Until she pulls out google translate and i translates that they are actually talking shit about her. Because they absolutely do. Same with the Asians in nail salons. Although it is ignorant af the way she went about it and it definitely could’ve been said better, some of them
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You’re one creative project away from accomplishing your wildest dreams. Don’t ever give up on yourself, even on the days you don’t feel like it, work harder!!!!
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No girl. We losing recipes because the grandma is 36, not because of the air fryer.
Is this a safe space? Cool.
I don’t like air fryers and I feel like they’re going to cause a whole generation to quite literally lose recipes.
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God could’ve made me anybody in this world but he made me a black woman from Chicago.
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13. Let a nigga past BE HIS PAST. We all got some dumb shit we've done. Don't keep bringing it up. Niggas hate that shit.
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@freakaIika
Okay! Be bout ready to give myself whiplash looking away so fast lmao. That head turn be too crucial.
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If you see someone around you making a conscious effort to change something in their lives, don’t constantly remind them of their old ways, encourage them to maintain the new ones that they are building, or simply don’t say shit at all.
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25. Be loyal. 💯 Hold your nigga down, remember y'all teammates. Teamwork make the dream work 😂 communicate. Y'all will be fine.
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25b. We're all young, so you gotta grow with your partner. Help him make good decisions. The best couples make each other better.
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5. It's nothing wrong with sucking dick, especially your boyfriend's. You want your pussy ate right? Okay. You get what you give.
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25a. It's really important to be there for your boyfriend when he needs you. You're one of the people he expects to be there.
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10. Know your boyfriends likes & dislikes. Pay attention to the lil shit. That'll get you a long way.
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20. No guy wants a flirty ass girlfriend. Don't be out her giving other niggas the time of day KNOWING you got a boyfriend.
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11. Don't always assume your nigga is up to no good. You don't have to check his phone everyday or have all his passwords 😒
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23a. Don't let past relations affect your current ones. Your current boyfriend is NOT your ex, don't treat him as such.
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A lot of people be thinking they fighting demons, wholetime they’re really just fighting self-awareness, accountability & responsibility.
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I said I would start recording myself doing poetry for y’all so here’s my first video.
An 11/11 special: Make A Wish 💫 a poem by PrettyRiot.
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Trick question. You never trust White women. Especially not in professional settings.
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This nigga really just text me and said “magnificent rising” g just say GOOD MORNING.
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17. If you want some attention, just ask for it. Do not, I repeat DO NOT do no dumb shot for attention, that's how you end up single.
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23. If your boyfriend has never given you a reason to not trust him, don't go looking for petty reasons.
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21. Be yourself. Playing that whole "I'm crazy" role won't get you anywhere don't no nigga wanna deal with that shit 😒
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Y’all be on here debating whether or not an album is a classic an hour after it dropped...that’s not how it works.
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If you not from Chicago, do not speak on Chicago. Period. No debates.
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8. Always look your best for your man. Occasional bummy days are fine but no nigga wants a bummy bitch.
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2. Stop fucking complaining about lil dumb ass petty shit 😒 just shut up.
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Your wings were ready but my heart was not. 🕊️ this life will never be the same without you. My twin, my world, my everything. I love you. 🫶🏽
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9. Let that nigga play 2K, Madden, COD in peace. They take that shit serious as hell.
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I’m so proud of the progress I have made in my personal life in the past year. I have paid off 95% of my debt, with only student loans remaining, my credit score has increased by about 90 points, I left a company that was under paying me and accepted a higher position with a $50k
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18. Always. Always. ALWAYS give him his space when he needs it.
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22. Don't ask questions about his ex girlfriend. She's an ex for a reason. Don't no nigga wanna constantly be asked about his ex.
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24. Don't be no dumb bitch. It's good to be book smart AND street smart. And it's important to have common sense.
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19. Keep your pussy shaved & clean. Most guys don't wanna dive into a wolf pussy. And if it don't smell like water…you should be ashamed.
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16. Cook for your boyfriend. Please. If you can't cook. Learn. For your sake & his.
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Chicago is honestly THE BEST CITY to be from. We have the best music, the best food, a beautiful city with talented people. We cold.
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She said she was from Chicago but everything about her demeanor gives Waukegan.
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7. If your boyfriend wants to go out with his friends, don't complain, Just let him go. Y'all ain't gotta look at was other all day.
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14. Don't ever try and bitch your boyfriend. He had the dick for a reason. Don't let him walk over you. Just know your place.
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15. You are not his damn mama. Don't bitch and moan about little shit. It's not worth it.
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GOD PLEASE send me my husband so I can get out the streets. These niggas is dumb.
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I just accepted my highest salary job offer yet and it’s in tech 🤑👩🏽💻📈
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Big titties is all fun and games until ya back hurting and the 3rd button on your shirt won’t stay closed 😭
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We know you not from Chicago, because the word is “Merch” not March.
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I was literally so insecure about this picture because of my back fat then this guy told me it wasn’t back fat it was a “Hawaiian Roll & everybody loves Hawaiian rolls” I’ve felt good about it ever since 😂😂
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It saddens me that we stray further and further away from loving our partners out loud and being openly romantic. Y’all so used to sneaky links so when you see people openly displaying their love or interest for someone else y’all call it lame or corny.
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12. Don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answers to because he will be honest. Ex: Do I look fat in this 😂
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Where the fuck did he get a horse from?!? They ain’t never gone open outside back up.
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This is the right energy to have toward 6ix9ine if you’re from Chicago. That man has been disrespecting the fuck out of our city.
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Man I'm so fucking tired of them killing us.
15 years young.
3.5 GPA
Unarmed
Innocent
Killed by law enforcement.
#JordanEdwards
#Justice
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@Rjay2flee
What does my friends being single have to do with my relationship, that doesn’t influence my actions. Why does a location change mean imma turn my thot up and cheat? That’s the dumbest logic ever to me. Why we together if you don’t even trust me at all clearly?
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5a. Don't be out here sucking everybody dick tho. That ain't cool. Lol
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Random but we need to buy back Evergreen Plaza and fill it with Black Owned businesses in Chicago. Just a thought.
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Honestly this is really impressive. Her balance paired with these knees is immaculate.
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I’m loud & proud about my relationship with God these days. I get emotional when I think about how good he has been to me, how much grace, favor and mercy he has shown me. The way he continually blesses me in the best and worst seasons of my life is reflective of his love for me.
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These two pictures coincidentally popped up next to each other in my memories today. 🥹😭😂
Like mother, like daughter. I guess we saying fuck cancer together.
Happy Mother’s Day to my baby. 🕊️
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Good morning. A woman in my building is currently throwing a nigga clothes out the window. It’s raining ethikas.
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Honestly, women just be out here fine as hell. Very specifically Black women. Like God snapped on us collectively.
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