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@PresidentCater
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This man gonna get somebody killed one day
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@PresidentCater
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Now Drake can pull up in peace
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Kim Kardashian wins $60,000,000 mansion in Divorce with Kanye West
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@PresidentCater
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If you not from California or Mexico, your opinion on Mexican food don’t matter. Y’all don’t know any better
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@PresidentCater
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I knew he was a legend when I watched this niggatry live
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@PresidentCater
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“You know who really bang a set? My nigga YG” “You know who really bang a set? My nigga CB”
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@PresidentCater
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Every time I leveled up, it was a woman who helped me. They are the gems of the earth.
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@PresidentCater
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Rent in LA about to be $7000 a month for a 1 bedroom because y’all can’t read.
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@PresidentCater
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@Hooch1981 Word? Let me know how it works next time you get jumped bro
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@PresidentCater
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Chris Brown been giving us consecutive bangers for damn near 20 years.
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@ChampagneTex That’s why I close my eyes when I look at my kids
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@PresidentCater
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@OldManGrimnir Tell her I said Esmeralda in Compton got way better tamales too
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@PresidentCater
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Got drunk and smashed my 60 year old neighbor and this bitch hasn’t left me alone since smh
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@PresidentCater
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Must suck to watch your favorite player lose 5 out of 7 finals. I wouldn't know nothing about that tho'.
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@PresidentCater
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Wait, Y’all mad at @NipseyHussle for basically saying the media tries to emasculate the image of black men but in the same breath will criticize Tyler Perry because he partially got his wealth/fame for wearing a dress? Lmao hypocrites.
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@PresidentCater
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@LakeShowYo Rockets fans treating House like he Kevin Durant or something.
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@PresidentCater
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@ShemaPosh @gmhunter22 @itsgreedyyy Know damn well ain’t nobody worried about her lol
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@PresidentCater
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Jacquees really gave us the R&B album of the year 2 years in a row and y’all ungrateful assess mad because of his self confidence. Smh shame on all of you
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@PresidentCater
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Fans spitting and pouring popcorn on players just makes me appreciate Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson more
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@PresidentCater
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All the “alpha males” gonna be in shambles if Kevin Samuels really passed away.
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@PresidentCater
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@KiserSoza80 From Compton, CA living in Texas, it doesn’t. Thanks
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@PresidentCater
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Bill Haney talked all that shit about Floyd Mayweather and now look.
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@PresidentCater
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$300K a month in spousal support?! Might have to rethink this marriage thing because FUCK THAT!
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@PresidentCater
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This the only eclipse we acknowledge in LA.
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@PresidentCater
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@PresidentCater
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Like his black ass wasn’t gonna be noticed in Bellflower. He worse than Ray Carruth
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@PresidentCater
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@CoreyB08 @JJMaples55_MST And despite all that he was one of the least athletic dudes in the league lol nice accomplishments though
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@PresidentCater
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I’m giving her all backshots. Bitch got Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes playing in the background, I’m stroking as fast as I can so I can nut and go shower. I look down and all I see is ass and in my mind I’m like...
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@PresidentCater
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@ChellzEvette_ @thebitchalbum He ran because he knew he was about to get jumped and I don't blame him at all. Lol
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@PresidentCater
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@MRomero510 @KiserSoza80 This is Texas Mexican good
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@PresidentCater
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I bust. She lays on her bed. I slide my boxer briefs on. Run downstairs to my apartment and stare myself in the mirror in utter and complete disgusts. I’ve been seeing a therapist ever since.
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@PresidentCater
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@PresidentCater
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I ain’t never seen nobody turn rice into mashed potatoes before.
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@PresidentCater
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@leigh_zack @MGRADS Ahhhhh yes, defensive rating. The same statistic that rates Kawhi Leonard as the 20th best defender in the league and Brook Lopez as the 8th. That sure is a credible statistic to live by.
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@PresidentCater
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She invites me into her apartment, I go in. This bitch house look like she got her furniture from a dolomite movie. But again, I ain’t trippin’. I just wanna get some head and go home. She then tells me “you’ve always been cute to me, you look like Lawrence Fishburne”
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@PresidentCater
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Still the greatest President Elect moment in US history.
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@PresidentCater
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*shows pictures of the homies* do any of them look familiar?
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@PresidentCater
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Of all the places to flee to, he fled to BELLFLOWER. He was asking to get caught
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#BREAKING : The suspect in the shooting death of musician Nipsey Hussle has been captured in Bellflower, authorities say.
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@PresidentCater
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@SLAMonline They end up fighting before the game is decided
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@PresidentCater
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I need new friends
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@PresidentCater
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@thatzMook @kmo_anywhere Bro told me I’m broke with no hoes and may not even get a chance to marry 😂😂😂😂
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@PresidentCater
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I know she got hella snacks and a big ass couch
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I wanna go over Mary J. Blige house.
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@PresidentCater
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Lmao Floyd came out in a ski mask because he robbing everybody paying for this fight 😂😂😂
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@PresidentCater
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@_untuckedjersey This how the pastor hold your head when he baptizes you.
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@PresidentCater
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@BloggingTheBoys He’s a snake and an injury prone bum. He’s still on the team because he’s white. #Truth
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@PresidentCater
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That man is 5’5”, no one is concerned about his threats.
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Big Sean said he’ll beat somebody ass behind Jhené for the people who think he can’t fight 😂😂
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@PresidentCater
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@Bretiful That’s where we disagree. Personally I think a lot of these landlords are trying to overcharge
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@PresidentCater
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@heydomo94 Let me park here real quick
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@PresidentCater
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@Bretiful If you have property that you rent out, of course you would vote no on that measure because that puts a cap on your income from said business. But for those individuals who voted no and don’t own a business and pay rent, they’re just simply stupid.
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@LazyLeftyOG @Phil_Lewis_ Best straight right I’ve seen since…
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@PresidentCater
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@BleacherReport @MySportsUpdate Goes to show it’s a TEAM sport.
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@PresidentCater
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@ShawlotP This the best part of the video
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@PresidentCater
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@LakeShowYo He shouldn’t be but because the basketball HOF is about your entire body of work, he’ll get in.
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@PresidentCater
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I’m a firm believer that if you do right by others, you’ll always be blessed.
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@PresidentCater
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Telling people “you right” when they really wrong just say they can shut up >
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@PresidentCater
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Wtf bruh
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This is after LA county sheriff's deputy MURDERED Andres Guardado an 18 year-old Latino boy who was shot 7 TIMES on his knees, hands behind his head UNARMED. They broke all the cameras and took the DVR, which they pulled a warrant for. JUSTICE FOR ANDRES
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@PresidentCater
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Idgaf if my child is gay, straight or trans, I’m not gonna abandon my own seed.
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@PresidentCater
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@TheHoopCentral Lmao @ Tatum playing the 4. He can’t even defend the 3. He’ll get abused at the 4.
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@PresidentCater
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Lil Baby as Luka makes a ton of sense. So does Russ as Thugga.
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NBA stars and their rapper equivalents. 🚨 We picked 11 NBA stars and matched them with rapper equivalents. Full list:
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@PresidentCater
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“It’s like a pressure cooker, First time all star, Devin Booker”
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@PresidentCater
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She starts melding me off, and the shit is 🔥🔥🔥! Like, all I’m feeling is gums, throat and spit. Her old ass got me hitting notes like I’m a member of the Mississippi Mass Choir!
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@PresidentCater
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@MattLeinartQB Just in case they forgot #FightOn
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@PresidentCater
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I ain’t seen a 49ers fan on the TL since Sunday. They back to hiding I see 😂😂😂
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@PresidentCater
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Tested positive for COVID, now I’m in the hospital. Because I was vomiting so much, it messed with my kidneys. Please take this serious. This ain’t no hoax.
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@PresidentCater
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@RTNBA The end.
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@PresidentCater
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Bail me out
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@PresidentCater
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@zelggin @LakeShowYo Yea. The difference is the Rockets would’ve lost by 8 instead of 10 last night.
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@aDopamineFiend @KiserSoza80 Nope but that shit better than this TexMex bullshit y’all eating down here
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Today is my 50th day of sobriety. I had to take a drug test today for a job I’ve prayed for. Wasn’t sure if I was gonna pass (for various reasons). I’m happy to say I passed and I’ll be starting my new job next week. God has a way of reaffirming that he got you. Trust in ‘em.
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@PresidentCater
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Black Love >
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@PresidentCater
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@ShannonSharpe Only People who think NY is the Mecca of hoops are people from NY and people born before 1975.
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@PresidentCater
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“What’s a coon to a Goblin”
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Just had a great meeting with @realdonaldtrump @potus besides what he’s done so far with criminal reform, the platinum plan is going to give the community real ownership. He listened to what we had to say today and assured he will and can get it done. 🤙🏾
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Soon as I’m about to bust, she hit me with the “Na I need some dick too, you can’t have all the fun”. I’m like BITCH WHAT?! I’m hot. My dick harder than trigonometry right now and I’m off the brown. So c’mon on old lady let’s do this.
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@PresidentCater
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@espnmma @dc_mma @arielhelwani Not the biggest Oscar fan but MMA’ fighters generally will always lose to boxers in the boxing ring and vice versa for boxers in the octagon.
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@PresidentCater
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We not but thank you for the well wishes.
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Again, AI made it cool to wear braids and tattoos in the league and had kids pulling up to watch him play like this. He’s an icon.
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The 11 most important players in the history of the NBA. Anyone missing? (h/t @KenHeLive )
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@PresidentCater
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This was for you big dawg. We sent you off with 2 championships. Love you foo’ #LATogether
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@PresidentCater
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So we taking shots, I ask her how old she turned she said “50...” idk what exact age she said because after I heard 50 I knew this bitch was an old thundercat trynna get some young nigga dick.
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@PresidentCater
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Long story short, she slide me the jimmy, bends over and says (no bullshit) “come get this cat”. Her ass was wider than the 405 freeway. I felt disgusted with myself but fuck it, I’m a gangsta so her goes nothing...
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@PresidentCater
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@BeautifuldanieB @NipseyHussle His comments weren’t homophobic, disrespectful or negative. He told the truth. People pick and choose what they wanna be mad at.
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@tlr_nicole_t When I become a billionaire and get a divorce remember this!
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So this girl dared me to record myself doing a cartwheel and she’ll buy me lunch. I ain’t lost a dare since 1995 so My dumb ass did it and knocked over the bookshelf in my office. Now my body hurt and I’m embarrassed. I should’ve sat my big ass down somewhere smh
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@DOMtheB0MB @erichamilton_ Bro said Sherman Oaks, Hollywood and No Ho. That ain’t LA 😂😂😂
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Kyle Kuzma tweeting like a MAGA supporter and I’m not shocked. It’s time to trade that bum @Lakers
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@PresidentCater
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Watching the Celtics lose brings me joy
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@PresidentCater
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Aight so boom, a nigga was going through some shit and had been feeling lonely. So I get off of work, I see her old ass with a big ass bottle of Paul Mason sitting on the steps. She like “it’s my birthday, take a shot with me”. I’m like, fuck it, why not?
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February 30th
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When was the last time somebody asked you for some sex? Don’t get on here lying.
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A 64 Oz jug of Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap
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This Is Yo Son! Marcus Jr the 3rd
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Fellas, what y’all want for Valentine’s Day?
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@PresidentCater
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“Here’s the thing about Canelo, The mothafucka easy, man. Easy work”
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No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@PresidentCater
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Lmao, dawg. Bean was a maniac. Bro was talking shit in Spanish and English simultaneously. Good shit @KingJames .
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Do you understand how awesome this is? Love the passion and love the leadership from LBJ. Had to step in and settle Kobe down before the ref said something. @KingJames
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@PresidentCater
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He also gave us 2 40 song albums with no skips back to back!
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@PresidentCater
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NBA players taking about the NBA would never blackball a player for protesting the national anthem. I guess they forgot about this man.
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Mood all year.
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@kmo_anywhere @thatzMook That’s like saying “I shot you, but at least it was in the arm and not the heAd” shit stil hurt lol
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@Marcus_Mosher Not sure. But I know Earl can beat Jared Goff to the sticks on 3rd & 9.
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@PresidentCater
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We paying Danny Green $30 million to do a podcast and miss 3’s smh
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