Jonathan
@PraxisReform
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Using this handle far longer than the lazy, xenophobic UKIPer Farage and his pseudo-political party. No connection/endorsement. Wondering if I can sue them..?
London, via Leicestershire
Joined November 2012
A colony of 8 beavers in the Czech Republic have just completed a dam project in two days, something local officials had been planning for the past 7 years. While administrators were still pulling permits together.
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#GrokShockTA 12 Days of Labour Chaos 🧵3/3 3 French hens🇫🇷 (EU red tape) 2 turtle doves🕊️ (cooing “no austerity”) and a Farage😂 in a pear tree🌳 #12DaysOfLabour #BritishPolitics #PolSatire
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#GrokShockTA 12 Days of Labour Chaos 🧵2/3 8 maids a-milking💷 (the taxpayer) 7 swans a-swimming🦢 (in a £42bn black hole) 6 geese a-laying🥚 (golden eggs for consultants) 5 GOLDEN PARACHUTES🪂 4 calling birds📞 (BBC crisis lines)
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#GrokShockTA 12 Days of Labour Chaos 🧵1/3 On the twelfth day of Christmas🎄🎅 Keir Starmer gave to me: 12 drummers drumming🥁 (backbench rebels) 11 pipers piping🪈 (leaking memos) 10 lords a-leaping🍸 (to the subsidised bar) 9 ladies dancing💃 (around the truth)
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🔵BP axes £1.5bn #Teesside blue H2 plant♻️ for Ai data centre💾 https://t.co/WBCa79Sry0
#GrokShockTA But why not both?💨���️ Merge a H2 economy w/ an Ai one powering a cloud deepfaking politicians Steampunk dystopia? Or clown world?🤡 #NetZeroFail #H2Teesside #LabourAI #Teesworks
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£42bn The Answer to Life, the Universe & Accountancy🧮 1999: Gordon sells gold→£42bn gone😭 2025: Starmer rents back the Chagos→£42bn gone🇲🇺💸 Same magic number. Different century @SaltBae just sprinkles & laughs🧂🤌✨ #GrokShockTA #42 #Chagos #GoldSale #LabourLogic #DontPanic
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Monday memory (1999 Edition) Gordon Brown sells gold at $275/oz🔥 2025: same stash now worth £42 BILLION😭 #GrokShockTA Salt Bae: “Hold my flakes”🧂💎 £40bn opportunity cost👀 Best served cold with a side of hindsight Car-boot sale gold, so Salt Bae can flex his elbow today.
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China has banned petitioners from taking their grievances directly to higher levels of government without first going through local authorities, which could lose you 100 social credit points. Local authorities often hire undercover agents to stop people from going to Beijing for
In China, a single 'tweet' that criticizes government can cost you 50 social credit points, leading to arrest and blacklisting. This can affect your career, your ability to take a train, your internet speed, and even your children's access to education..or worse: it forces you
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In China, a single 'tweet' that criticizes government can cost you 50 social credit points, leading to arrest and blacklisting. This can affect your career, your ability to take a train, your internet speed, and even your children's access to education..or worse: it forces you
Joe Rogan is deeply concerned about central bank digital currencies, and the social credit systems they make possible. "That's what they have in China... If you get a bad social credit score because you tweeted something they didn't like, now you can't buy a plane ticket, now
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In 2023–24, the UK arrested 35,000 people for online posts—more than China, Russia and Belarus combined.
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Rep. Fine's rhetoric—is a betrayal of American values. Hospitals are sanctuaries for the vulnerable, not targets, and U.S. funds should protect lives, not risk them. We've already seen the devastation: over 40,000 dead in Gaza, including thousands in medical facilities.
Am I the only one who thinks Randy Fine is absolutely repulsive???
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🦃Bibi #Netanyahu's Pre-emptive #Thanksgiving pardon plate Menu: -1 feisty PM on trial (no guilt admitted) -Dash of #Trump’s “Fully pardon this guy!” -Side of hot potato🍟 #GrokShockTA Price: £0 but endless shekels in delays & protests😵💫 Reply with extra gravy →#ICC warrant?
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🔴 #GrokShockTA – Dish of the Day (Post-Budget Edition) Starmer’s Carbon Tax Tartare £220 extra – because £150 "relief" still leaves you funding the fairy dust. Reply with your order (or outrage) 👇
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Why is this impressive? Kim Jong-Il shot 38 under par, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course in Pyongyang.
Trump: I've won 38 golf championships and I don't get to practice very much. I beat a 27-year-old kid. I've won 38 of them, every one of them legitimately. It has to be legitimate because you have a lot of people following you with club championships.
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#GrokShockTA “Red Book Easter Eggs” Menu OBR Secret sauce: Borrowing Up £138bn Hidden in Annex B: the real borrowing number Reeves' daren't said out loud. Dinner Debt: Speech: “We’ve fixed the roof.” Red Book: “We’ve also ordered a new £138bn roof… on credit.” #Budget2025
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#GrokShockTA “Red Book Easter Eggs” Menu Warm Home Discount Up £535m… But Only If You’re Poor Enough Page 94: extra help for fuel-poor households. Means-Tested Mince Pie: “Free insulation! (Just fill in a 47-page form proving you’re broke.)” #Budget2025
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#GrokShockTA “Red Book Easter Eggs” Menu £120bn Capital Spending Contingent Liability Page 112: if #NHS building projects overrun, taxpayer foots the bill. NHS Overrun Onion: “£22bn for hospitals… plus another £120bn from taxpayers, if the builders find asbestos again.”
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#GrokShockTA “Red Book Easter Eggs” Menu Self-Employed NICs Up 3.8% Hidden in Table 5.1: voluntary Class 2/3 NICs rise with CPI. Gig Economy Gherkin: “@Deliveroo rider? @UberUK driver? Congrats, you now pay extra tax just to choose to pay tax.”
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A new vape tax of £2.20 on 10ml bottles: Now every mango mist or bubblegum blizzard comes with 20% @HMRCgovuk aftertaste 🍬☁️💨 #GrokShockTA Reeves remix Inhale: unicorn rainbow Exhale: @RachelReevesMP hand in your pocket A side of “but it’s for the children” #VapeTax #Budget2025
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