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Constantly on edge. If you're angry at what I've tweeted dw it's probably satire. 99% rugby content unfortunately ๐ AKA @joey9magill
The Nause Pole
Joined July 2020
1. Joe Simmonds MBE cutting an express train line to put the game to bed, sending Pau to top of the league after 6 rounds
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2. In spite of the loss and subsequent pelters RE social media admin trolling, this was a beauty of a try from Saracens
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3. Leinster got back to Leinstering again on their return to Dublin, but it didnโt stop Ethan Hooker from Ethan Hookering
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4. Henry Arundell continuing his very strong start to life at Bath
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Time for 5MCโs #Top5PlaysoftheWeek, starting out with Ange Capuozzo dancing through the Bordeaux shags
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Kalvin Gourgues needs to be fast-tracked into the France team for the autumn internationals. Ridiculously good 12
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Anthony Belleau has now outdone his entire Clermont highlight reel in less than a month for Saints. I doubted heโd be useful for Saints but it looks like a great club fit for him. Excellent scouting from Phil Dowson and team
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Worst day I ever had in media was reporting the details of the Ian Watkins case. Fucking glad he's dead
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The market is arguably full up but Tyrone Green is surely opening a matcha cafรฉ in West London sometime soon
Your Starting XV for the London Derby ๐ฅ โจ Smith & Isgrรณ start ยฉ๏ธ Murley Captain ๐ First appearance for Petti & Wenger ๐ฒ https://t.co/BQ4K60daV3 โ๏ธ Delivered By @DHLRugbyUK
#COYQ | #HARvSAR
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Zebre flanker Bautista Stavile will be a man to watch out for at the Brewery Field on Saturday when he lines up against the Ospreys. The openside was Player of the Match in the victories over both Edinburgh and the Lions.
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Poor Newcastle will be taking banter like this all season. Wouldnโt be too bad if they looked like winning a game
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#DerbyWeekend #PoweredDifferently
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BONUS: Louis Bielle-Biarrey scoring another worldie, with Sam Simmonds coming very close!
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1. South Africa winning The Rugby Championship and Rassie & The Boys celebrating in style
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2. Benettonโs Rhyno Smith beating Glasgow with a last play drop goal
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3. Jordie Barrett headbutt assist in the Bledisloe Cup ๐
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4. Saintsโ new 10, Antony Belleau, slotting a penalty to stifle Gloucesterโs unbelievable comeback and win 35-37, after Saints were winning 0-31
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Time for 5MCโs #Top5PlaysOfTheWeek Starting with number 5: Dragons not taking the drop goal option after 4 minutes of pressure in the opposition 22. Game ends in a draw.
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Never realised the loathing a mid-table football team could generate when having a successful run. Hate comes at you so fast in Britain when youโre doing well for yourself
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This was class from Jack Crowley. The vision and execution of both kicks was top drawer. Would have been a great Munster try.
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2 weeks after Bordeaux put 71 past them. Could be a very long season for Montauban
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