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Constantly on edge. If you're angry at what I've tweeted dw it's probably satire. 99% rugby content unfortunately šŸ‰ AKA @joey9magill

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@FMC_Rugby
The 5 Metre Channel
9 days
Gonna lock in on more important things in life for August. Would highly recommend some of the angrier folk on here do the same. Good luck to the 4 teams in the Rugby Championship, see you on here back in September when the PROPER rugby starts 😤 #DomesticGoddess.
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@FMC_Rugby
The 5 Metre Channel
10 days
Just clocked Sua’ali’i is a very handsome bloke. Not enough that you’re 6’5ā€ and a freak athlete mate? Fuck off.
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@FMC_Rugby
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10 days
This is gonna cost ya
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10 days
Love Nic White’s niggle but way too much to start scrapping half a metre away from a guy who’s laying KO’d on the floor.
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@FMC_Rugby
The 5 Metre Channel
10 days
I might be jumping to conclusions too early, but feel the Lions’ pack wouldn’t be getting bullied like this if Ellis Genge was in the mixer.
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The 5 Metre Channel
11 days
A certain defender easily recovers this if he pretends the ball is an innocent female who doesn’t want his attention.
@pablo_guillen_
Pablo Guillen
11 days
Cet homme va rejouer au rugby.
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@FMC_Rugby
The 5 Metre Channel
12 days
Tweeted this just before he came on in the 2nd test. Starting in the 3rd after a colossal display
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17 days
James Ryan to steady the ship 🐐.
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@FMC_Rugby
The 5 Metre Channel
14 days
Sitting back over the last few days and observing posts and replies following the greatest Lions test I’ve ever seen has shown me just how petty the rugby corner of Twitter can be. Might be the worst it’s ever been. Absolutely ridiculous.
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@FMC_Rugby
The 5 Metre Channel
17 days
For me it’s a penalty in 2022/2023 sort of time but anyone who’s watched the sport regularly for the last 18 months knows that the decisions on these calls have loosened massively. Piardi made the right call in the game’s current climate.
@willgkelleher
Will Kelleher
17 days
Joe Schmidt: Lions try decision ignored player safety. Over the top stuff from Schmidt IMO questioning referee commitment to player welfare. I’m sure World Rugby will take a dim view. Disagree with the call fine, but that’s disrespectful. @TimesSport
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The 5 Metre Channel
17 days
James Ryan to steady the ship 🐐.
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The 5 Metre Channel
17 days
As soon as Sua’ali’i got the ball in space it was over. What an athlete.
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The 5 Metre Channel
21 days
This fella could get tortured by a blindfolded Oleksandr Usyk for 12 rounds of boxing and his biggest fans would still go something like ā€œKing of the rattling at his commanding best!ā€.
@RugbyInsideLine
RugbyInsideLine
21 days
🐐 King of the wind ups!. šŸŽ¶ In your heeeeaaad šŸŽ¶.
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22 days
RT @SimonRaiwalui: For someone who was the mastermind behind a RWC victory, he says some extremely dumb sh*t most of the time…I understand….
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23 days
Wallabies had played 1 game against a terrifying unorthodox Fiji side. Clearly very rusty in 1st half, so practically all Lions starters bar 11/14/15 had a ā€˜stormer’. 2nd half showed promise. They’re not an elite team but I wouldn’t call the next test a foregone conclusion.
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The 5 Metre Channel
24 days
Jack Conan starting the last 4 Lions tests without ever truly being in the spotlight is so clever and cunning. No wonder he looks like a 1920s film character who’s about to tie someone to the train tracks
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24 days
As a day 1 Clermont fan I couldn’t be prouder of my boys Alex Fischer and Killian Tixeront. Both been absolutely mega in the games they’ve played - really hope they can get more time in the blue jersey as a result.
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24 days
In an extremely competitive field, I truly believe Will Jordan is the best back 3 player of his generation.
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26 days
Something mental about this 2013 team:. Whilst we’d see them as far more complete in their careers at the time than this weekend’s team, only 2 players (O’Connell and O’Driscoll) were older in July 2013 than the players who will wear their number jersey on Saturday.
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27 days
Comparing the leaked Lions team to the previous 1st test against Australia, I’m taking maybe 4 players from the 2025 side. Is that too nostalgic, or are B&I players generally less impressive today?. (Genge, Sheehan, JGP, Freeman)
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The 5 Metre Channel
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Comparing the leaked Lions team to the previous 1st test against Australia, I’m taking maybe 4 players from the 2025 side. Is that too nostalgic, or are B&I players generally less impressive today?. (Genge, Sheehan, JGP, Freeman)
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@FMC_Rugby
The 5 Metre Channel
27 days
Being able to put players drastically out of position shows how low-IQ and robotic the international players have become. That you can’t think on your feet and exploit a Ben Earl or Oscar JĆ©gou defending the 12 channel is an embarrassment to the position.
@TheRugbyPaper
The Rugby Paper
28 days
What is a rugby opinion you'll NEVER back down from šŸ¤”. Let's hear em! šŸ‘‡.
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