Ooh.. Looks like Trump has won.

God has it really been 14 years since I joined this God forsaken platform? #MyXAnniversary

Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Fizzy Alcohol-Free Martini

I know Batman: Caped Crusader is in the same art style as the original Batman, but some of the character adjustments seem so weird to me. Barbara Gordon being black, that I can get behind. But Penguin being female? That's just.. weird.

If I work at @SamsungUK as a Security Guard.. Does that mean I'm a Guardian of the Galaxy? 😏

One Piece Fans, let this sink in.. Boa Hancock is 27. Luffy is 17. (Pre Time Skip)

Starting to think it'd be easier to get a response from some people by sending a letter via a pigeon than it is by texting them.. 🤣

Hey @StarbucksUK, what's your policy regarding Photographers taking pictures of your Baristas as they're making drinks? It'd be non-commercial, and at the individual store managers discretion of course.

To the girl who wants a man to treat her gently, burn the world for her, and fuck her like a whore.. This pyromaniac is exceptional at multitasking.

Trust me to get a cold from my trip to London.. Right before a date too 🤦‍♂️

I could have sworn for a minute that I'm sat across from @jimseven on the train from London to Sheffield.. Apparently the guy gets mistaken for you all the time. Guess you have a twin wandering around London 👀

Let a panicked young lass use my portable charger. Both her and her mother were stuck at London St Pancras otherwise.. Good deed of the done. :)

Managed to get a photo with Ncuti Gatwa today. In front of a Tardis, at that! I know someone who'd be livid if they found out.. 😏

I've 4 different Commander decks; - A Mono Black Necron Deck (Szarekh) - A Black/White/Green Food Deck (Frodo) - A White/Green/Red Morph Deck (Kaust) - A Black/Blue Surveil Deck (Mirko) Can't quite decide which is best 🤣🤣

It's good fun turning a Szarekh, The Silent King into a 16/4, Flying Menace. Definitely makes for some heavy hitting commander damage. (I had it equipped with Blade of the Oni and Cranial Plating)

Of course Harley gets a bloody dragon, of all things..

As an English fan, I have to say: in the last 5 minutes or so that I watched, Spain really showed us how it's done in the UEFA final! 🏆 Maybe next time, England can finally bring it home... or not. #VamosEspaña #BetterLuckNextTime

¡Viva España! I know I'll be sleeping well tonight! Now that they've won the EUFA Finals, I don't have to hear to people ramble on about it. Guess #ItsComingHome only applies to the England players.. and not the trophy 😂

The sooner England lose, the sooner.. - we can stop listening to Three Lions On The Shirt - the loons at our local pub can stop yelling - we can stop talking about bloody football Don't bring it home England, the footy fans here are idiots.

I'm guessing England just scored, given that I could hear from my window, people in the local pub yelling from almost a mile away.. It's honestly pathetic..