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Bi-gender! | She/Her unless stated otherwise! | Semi-rp account because Aeri told me to lock the fuck in | 🔞 Politics and NSFW content ahead!🔞 23!

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@dailyscisetz
sciset archive 🎸
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sorry i wasn’t listening, because we’re ponies 🦄
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@admcrlsn
Adam Carlson
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Dark Woke let’s fucking go
@PollTracker2024
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
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The Page County Democratic Committee uses Trump’s face to promote Virginia’s redistricting amendment in order to trick Republicans into voting in favor of the ballot measure.
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@MarcMencha98
Marc Menchaca
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Dude just walked into a room full of people who commit the exact crime he is actively pointing out. Balls of steel. We need to support Mr. Tebow in his fight against pedophelia
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@CigsMake
Cigarette Nostalgia
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We literally could not recreate this level of CGI today
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@Neddyah_
Neddyah🔞
15 days
🤓🤓🤓🤓
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@MetamateDaz
daz
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Boomers did that thing where you leave one single square of toilet paper and pretend it’s not your turn to change it, but with an entire society
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@meowdib
Meow’Dib
7 hours
Tweet of the forever right here
@Atrydka
Wiosna Pustyni
4 years
Cinematic parallels DUNE (2021) || SHREK (2001)
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@phattestma
winnie 🎱
1 day
"DEI is like bad nigga"
@vimentality7
vi
2 days
Talked about the importance of DEI in lecture and the mexican girl behind me countered my argument………..
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@Sassafrass_84
Sassafrass84
16 hours
I am ok with this. No regrets. 💯
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@PoorFidalgo
Return of the Caralho
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actively carpetbombing Tehran while the oberburgerführers bitemog each other. please nuke this country.
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 day
Wendy’s US President posts new video amid burger battle with McDonald’s & Burger King.
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@Its_Faid
Wonderkid🦅
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No way Speed got streamsniped in 1 second in Indonesia 😭💀
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@iiamkrshn
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@nocontextmemes
no context memes
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@adamfuhrer
Adam Fuhrer
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@litteralyme0
autist
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@GabeZZOZZ
Gabriel
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This is straight-up North Korea-level propaganda.
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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NOW - Press Secretary Leavitt: "The rogue Iranian terrorist regime is being absolutely crushed."
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@hashjenni
Jenni
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I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my life -Raped -Cannibalized -Trafficked -Filmed -Terrorized -Tortured -Murdered -13, 14, 15 year children ZERO arrests I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now.
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@jimNjue_
Jim Njue
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An Interesting message from God
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@hayasaka_aryan
Kaguya’s Top Gal
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Congress literally only agrees on funding Israel and covering up sex crimes
@Polymarket
Polymarket
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JUST IN: US House votes 357-65 to block release of congressional sexual misconduct reports.
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@_takeajoke
hero 🇮🇩 she/her NO THEY
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JUST ATE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AND SOME ICE CREAM FUCKKK #BOOYAH
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