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Bob Plankers

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Security, resilience, common sense. Builds things. Grows things. Writes things. Gives talks about all that. “Funny.” (looking, I assume, they didn’t elaborate)

Wisconsin, USA
Joined December 2008
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@plankers
Bob Plankers
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This is insightful, and mirrors why I think my job as a technical communicator is somewhat safe. Like with detection rules, a knowledgeable person has to write the first one of whatever the LLM trains on when there’s news or new things.
@cyb3rops
Florian Roth ⚡️
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Thoughts on LLMs writing detection rules, and why I’m not impressed:. LLMs are good at one thing – predicting the next most plausible word in a sentence. That’s why most AI-generated detection rules are only good at one thing as well: looking plausible. On first glance they seem.
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Bob Plankers
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Town: “We are inspecting homes for water cross-connections and back flow siphoning.”. Me: “Do you have a warrant?”. Town: “What? We aren’t the police.”. Me: <closes door>.
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Bob Plankers
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Yeah I had someone accuse me of using AI to write, based on Word turning autocorrecting two hyphens into an em dash for me. You know that LLMs do that because guys like me did that for hundreds of years, right? It’s trained on me, not the other way around.
@gr8writingtips
it looks like you're writing a novel
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if you don't want some weirdo on the internet to accuse you of using AI, just STOP using em dashes, semicolons, ellipses, commas, long words, letters,.
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Bob Plankers
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This.
@DefiantLs
Defiant L’s
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"How can I keep my daughter, 9-years-old, away from this danger on the internet?".
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Bob Plankers
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If you talk to an LLM like it’s your boyfriend or girlfriend you need a serious, immediate intervention.
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Bob Plankers
2 days
Can confirm. Also, hard hat that looks like it’s been sliding around in the bed of your truck for a decade.
@IRLoadingScreen
IRL Loading Screens
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For Rogue Characters
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Bob Plankers
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Everything reminds me of her.
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
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Why lubrication is important.
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Bob Plankers
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RT @aaditsh: This guy literally dropped the best life advice you’ll ever hear.
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RT @HackingLZ: Zero Cool day!
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Bob Plankers
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RT @BrianRoemmele: Consider the sound and analysis of a 33.6kbit/s dial-up modem over traditional telephone lines.
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Bob Plankers
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Dammit anyhow who picked up the phone I’ve been downloading something all afternoon.
@MorningBrew
Morning Brew ☕️
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AOL says it will discontinue dial-up internet on September 30. May this sound echo in eternity:.
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Bob Plankers
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RT @BuildHackSecure: Here’s my slides from today’s “Regex For Hackers” talk at DEFCON with @NahamSec, bookmark this for some exciting news….
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/^[R][e][g][e][x]\s[F][o][r]\s[H][a][c][k][e][r][s]$/ By Adam Langley & Ben Sadeghipour @BuildHackSecure @NahamSec
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Bob Plankers
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RT @TheFigen_: When you suddenly come face to face with your enemy.
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Bob Plankers
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It‘ll stop happening if you stop making a big deal of it. All manner of crap gets thrown out on fields, courts, and rinks elsewhere, and it just gets removed, and that’s that. Heck, the announcer could just shame the crowd with “there’s kids here, people.”.
@TheNBACentel
NBACentel
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BREAKING: WNBA is considering playing with no fans in attendance to prevent dildos from being thrown onto the court.
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Bob Plankers
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I kinda hate that peripherals run whole OSes.
@TheCyberSecHub
The Cyber Security Hub™
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Linux-Based Lenovo Webcams’ Flaw Can Be Remotely Exploited for BadUSB Attacks
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Bob Plankers
3 days
I willingly had a vegan, gluten free cupcake yesterday and it was good. Must have been made with real vegans!. (I used this joke once for Cajun fries, and the waitress went back to ask. A cook stuck his head out, looked at me, put his hands on the sides of his head in.
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Bob Plankers
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Proud to be part of this group. Going to be fun in a couple weeks.
@VMwareExplore
VMware Explore
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🔥 These are the top 10 most-favorited sessions in the #VMwareExplore Content Catalog—and scheduling is officially open with the Full Event Pass!. Don’t miss your chance to save a seat at the most popular sessions:
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Bob Plankers
3 days
Good. It’s his job to get out and fly the flag, and he’s got kids and this is fun. When I travel for work I often add a couple days on (or at least used to, nowadays I just want to hang with my family).
@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
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JD Vance is going on a luxury vacation in the Cotswolds at a sprawling manor with two cellars, a tennis court, rose garden, basement gym, and a Georgian orangery. This is after his skiing trip in Vermont, Colosseum trip in Rome, trip to Disneyland, Nantucket, and kayaking trip.
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Bob Plankers
3 days
My kids decided I was naughty a few weeks back and sent me to my room. Was nice. Took a nap.
@LibertyCappy
Declaration of Memes
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Bob Plankers
3 days
I’m hoping to visit the Fair this year, return to my roots and have some mini donuts, a Pronto Pup, cookies, tacos, all you can drink milk, jerky, foot long hotdog and malt, an apple in the horticulture building, and a nap or two. Not in that order, depends on the gate I enter.
@weirddalle
no context memes
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