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J. Pizzle

@Pizzle_

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Think of me as Socrates meets Samuel L. Jackson...

Carolina's my home...
Joined October 2009
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J. Pizzle
1 year
I hope somebody passed Aubrey mustard at dinner. No matter what he asked for…mustard. “Can you pass the casserole?” Mustard. “Can I get that turkey?” Mustard. #OVHeaux https://t.co/KfxrBHlDQy
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J. Pizzle
2 years
I’m only here to post this video and hope @SamuelLJackson hears it… https://t.co/dBAg3cneq9
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Y’all got me hearing music in everything now.
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J. Pizzle
3 years
Gotta love it when @uber says there are “no drivers available”, but when you try 15 seconds later and the price goes up $10, somebody is right around the corner…
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J. Pizzle
4 years
Does @Uber up the driver’s cut when they jack these prices up? It cost me $30 to get from my house to the airport…now they want double to get back. Tabarnak.
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@UNCBarstool
UNC Barstool
4 years
Glad they were all there to witness that L
@accnetwork
ACC Network
4 years
An everlasting impact. #CoachK
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J. Pizzle
4 years
⁦⁦@TheLewisBlack⁩ one of my favorite bits of yours…
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J. Pizzle
4 years
I know a lot of y’all hate Jason Shitlock for various reasons. I’ve never paid any attention to the guy so I don’t really care. But this is the second time I’ve seen him give Rashad McCants air time. Dude…are you trying to kill your career?
@WhitlockJason
Jason Whitlock
4 years
"Michael Jordan is the biggest fraud in the history of sports." -- Rashad McCants former North Carolina Tar Heel, former NBA player. McCants backs Scottie Pippen
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J. Pizzle
4 years
You should take a walk from LA to Japan…
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RapTV
4 years
Is Drake in 2021 bigger than Michael Jackson at his peak⁉️🤔
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J. Pizzle
4 years
Was this a record for most consecutive Stunners? Somebody check the record books…
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
4 years
“He’s talkin’, he’s walkin!” 20 years ago today, @steveaustinBSR returned to Monday Night Raw and delivered a Stunner to almost everybody in the ring 💀 (via @WWENetwork) https://t.co/2j448uj3x6
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J. Pizzle
5 years
Memento mori...
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J. Pizzle
5 years
It ain’t even about the sports. Fuck that whole institution.
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J. Pizzle
10 years
#ihatedukemorethan flat beer, flat tires, flat titties and flat asses...pancakes are for breffis not bodies.
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J. Pizzle
5 years
The older I get...the more barren the soil.
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J. Pizzle
9 years
Story of my life...
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J. Pizzle
5 years
That dude who tried to say Aubrey Graham was a pioneer for doing shit artists had done for decades before Aubrey Graham got shot on Degrassi.
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J. Pizzle
6 years
You are, and I don’t say this whole heartedly, a fucking idiot. Full enunciation. Hard “-ing”. I hope you lose your job.
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J. Pizzle
5 years
This one had me rolling...lot of bravery when folks think there won’t be consequences.
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Louvar Ball
6 years
#TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade Cleveland Bus Driver
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J. Pizzle
5 years
My response to Tony Stark dying in the MCU...
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J. Pizzle
5 years
Just going back thru my old tweets to enjoy whatever was going on...
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J. Pizzle
5 years
Damn...can’t remember the last time I tweeted something.
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J. Pizzle
5 years
It must really suck to be you. Apparently nobody cared enough or took the time to learn how to cook good food in your family.
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J. Pizzle
5 years
Had a great time chatting with @CoachMackBrown. Thanks for taking some time to put a smile on my “Princess’” face and all you do for #UNCChildrensHospital
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Mack Brown
5 years
Loved visiting with these young superstars today! I admire them so much!
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J. Pizzle
5 years
Attention please: If you don't have too much going on and want a little break, join us here live at 2pm and see Jada meet Coach Mack Brown. (Yes....THAT Mack Brown.) https://t.co/DIyUAYWHzg #SpecialSpectators #UNCChildrensHospital #GOHEELS
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