Pizza Dad
@Pizza__Dad
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Jokes on the internet
Beatboxing my heart out
Joined November 2018
This old man cupped seawater in his hands so his wife could touch it again.. 🥺
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imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again
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got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.
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you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them
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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my IPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
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Disney: Just don’t say anything super offensive please Shane Gillis: ok Also Shane Gillis hosting: #Espys
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*opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* haha yes. my fellow trash bretheren.
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Older dog teaches young basset hound puppy how to use the pet door
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Watch what these turtles do when their friend becomes trapped upside down
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Twin brother, who has cerebral palsy, walks into his brother’s arms for the first time. His smile at the end. 🥹
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me seeing happy easter and happy 420 finally trending on the same day so i can post this
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