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I’m sorry now, is the Taoiseach honestly adding insult to injury by announcing 3 more months of lockdown through an EXCLUSIVE in the Irish fucking Mirror?! All this mirror is reflecting is the continuing mess we’re being subjected to.

How is finding 39 missing children in a double wide trailer here in Georgia NOT the biggest news story in America?

Number 33, my personal fave 👒

To surviving on less sleep than we ever thought possible 🥂#HappyMothersDay

Not all superheroes wear capes ✨

Many Irish people are having difficulty pronouncing #StormJorge . So, when it's our next turn to name a storm, I propose we go for #StormMaedbh or maybe even #StormTadghMhicilín . All suggestions welcome.

Fancy a cry anyone? 😩

Miller's pizza on Baggot St this eve, a man came in, said 'I'm homeless, I'm cold and I'm hungry. Would you have any leftovers I could take with me?' The waiter took a pen and said, 'Take a seat. What can I get you?' That's how easy it is not to turn someone away.

You know like couples send Xmas cards- is it always the woman’s job to write them? Asking for some women I know

Have left Ireland twice now in search of better white water rafting facilities. I couldn't give a shite about housing, transport, healthcare, I WANT TO RAFT

Best of luck to all the superheroes running #dublincitymarathon today, we’ll be joining the cheersquad along the route 🎉

Is there any other way then phone to contact you @madedotcom? I’ve been on hold for absolute ages. I’ve been told my item will be despatched in 5 business days, it’s been more than 14, still not despatched, contacted you and the carrier several times and can’t any info!

11 years ago I worked in a HMV store and it still remains one of the most surreal employments I’ve ever had. Here are some of the highlights:

Show these Mama bosses some support 👊🏼 on from tomorrow til Sunday in Dun Laoghaire #MotherhoodPopUp

we stan a legend

Looking for general bed-in-a-box mattress recommendations, anyone tried the Eve? Pretty much popped all the springs in our current one during my magnum phase in my third trimester 🤰🏼

To the customer who accidentally got given a bottle of Chateau le Pin Pomerol 2001, which is £4500 on our menu, last night - hope you enjoyed your evening! To the member of staff who accidentally gave it away, chin up! One-off mistakes happen and we love you anyway 😉

To game-changer Fridays ✨