When I was in the psych ward my senior year of HS I was in the same unit as one of my friends moms. She was pretty chill and we learned how to play euchre together with a dude fresh out of prison who smuggled in cigarettes.

RT @jestermaxxing: date: so, what do you do for work?.me (mouth full of food): robot child abuse. (swallowing) smack 'em with signs and shi….

Boomer humor is great because it’s always like . “Our parents used to beat the shit out of us LOL”

I need everyone to know that mulberry is the demure of all berry flavors.

This is some random bullshit and anime protagonist would have to do to become stronger . But this guy is just giving himself lead poisoning

My life as a Zucchini goes on my list of fucked up claymation . Opal.Mary and Max.Memoirs of a snail.Morel Orel.

These are the two states that Americans exists in right now

Found this at my local state park and feels like a @hausofdecline comic

RT @Dexerto: Nintendo is facing legal action over the ability to 'brick' Switch 2 consoles whenever they want. Regulators in Brazil have ca….

RT @beetlemoses: You better keep that same energy next month

RT @mycoochiebrown:

Detroit has robots now

RT @PeteristheNewbl: caption

Lola Young popping up on a ham radio page on Facebook is honestly iconic

My husband made swamp water while I made Blue #2

Really gotta hand it to man and his need to chart shit.

I thought his ass was fatter

RT @amvetsupport: Let me understand this. The president of the United States gave permission to an enemy to shoot at our base? Serious que….