
Alphonzo P. Throckmorton
@PhonzoPThrock
Followers
441
Following
24K
Media
146
Statuses
4K
“You ain't gonna find grapes in an apple orchard.” - Carter M. Olsen
Joined August 2013
7 year old me at a mcdonald’s
246
45K
634K
The American cheeseburger is one of the greatest contributions to culinary excellence, and it’s only snobbery that prevents people from admitting this.
916
2K
34K
If your response to a LDS church being shot up and burnt down is “BuT MoRmOnS aReN’T ChRiStiAnS!” …you’ve lost the plot. I personally would like places of worship to stop being violently attacked regardless of whether I agree with their beliefs or not.
844
2K
19K
I can barely get through this interview, it’s gut-wrenching. Each time Dr. Mo speaks on Gaza, it’s like another part of my soul breaks. Israel has permanently scarred what it means to be human. Thanks @ryangrim
387
3K
12K
Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by
970
14K
225K
Putting wheels on this cross to bear is the best possible metaphor for American Evangelicalism
1K
20K
197K
this and a small town where somethings not right
1K
37K
508K
Looks like hes signed a 5 year deal with West Ham United as new manager
792
19K
285K
You’ll be remembered for your loyalty and dedication every time you were called upon. You leave as a champion, and I’ve got no doubt you’ll do big things at your new club. They are lucky to have you.
2K
13K
206K
Love is not a big enough word. John Candy: I Like Me, official trailer.
2K
8K
62K
If my calculations are correct we may only have about £80m of the Coutinho money left
156
1K
29K