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I guess you were today years old when you found out that it isn't HAYIN BANKI, it's actually HIGH EMBANKMENT. Due to the artificial slope created for the rail lines.
You're welcome.
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Come and remove the eyes na, when you were in your 18-22 age bracket, didn't you tell us we weren't good enough, rich enough, man enough.
You went for older guys, as you don retire now, go find them.
Your mind go dey, allow these young women to enjoy what you enjoyed. Silly girl
If you’re a 30+ year old man, I will judge you if you actually believe you and a 18-22yr old woman have something in common.
Your eyes shouldn’t even be there. 😩
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But wait o, this Laycon guy's music isn't as bad as some of y'all paint it to be fa....
Like I'm legit bumping my head to these tracks.....
Officially an Icon 👌👌👌
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Omo! you people should just leave this one for Crazeclown and Ade kawai!
15 seconds of greatness and you go laugh tire, no be all this ones wae go drop skit, 5 minutes into it you never get the joke sef
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What’s the finest Idan moment of a Nigerian skit-maker?
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I stopped taking carbonated drinks for a year. I didn't see any changes.
I com realise sey, I no dey drink, I no dey smoke, I no dey womanise, at least make I dey take something na.
So I resumed, that's my own vice and I'm living with it. Aproko Doctor and his colleagues can GTH
8days no coke
Am I finding it easy? Not atall infact I almost cried today😭
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Father I give you all the glory, people dey wae love us ooo 🙌🙌
Your God fearing pot bellied sugar daddy, slide into the DM asap
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Had a stressful but fruitful day.
Architect at night, Driver by day, naso we take see am for the country ooo
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Off to make my 400k make my life take soft.
As we step into a new week, may the almighty bless our hustle. Amin!!
#MondayMotivation
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To all the Kasu students starting exams today, as my HOD use to say, May you reap exactly what you've sown. Amen!!
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Burnaboy's album hits differently when you're driving, especially that COMMA jam, repeat!!!!!!
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This month try to avoid things that make you fat like mirrors, scales, pictures etc...
#TGIF
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Na we dey outside oo 😊😊
Happy Sunday from your Favourite Shuga Deddy!!
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The way you people are low key dating yourselves on this kd twitter is amazing...... I love it😍
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Another certificate in the bag
👨🎓👨🎓👨🎓👨🎓
On to the next one 👌👌👌
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I never thought I'll be tweeting this but, relationship wae i snatch for window level, build am reach lintel, come roof am, my people ooo, the person wae i snatch am from don pack enter oooo
#YourFavouriteSugarDaddy
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Kastlea stopped me for the first time ever this morning. I was so happy ehn! I was beginning to think na smell I dey smell ne, wae dem no dey ever stop me. Be stopping me o, these papers & license ain't paid for you to use me and be doing unlooking. Let's waste each other's time
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ON YOUR MASKS!
GET SANITIZED!!
CHONG DOVETAIL!!!
This is like a marathon, and we aren't stopping anytime soon. Come let's groove the traditional Chongai way this December.
Kindly retweet.
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I notice sey for kd twitter na only fine guys dey post their pictures, we the ugly ones dey respect ourselves mehn!
But with the ladies, omo the reverse is the case o, na the ugly ones wan choke us with pictures. The fine ones na so so memes full their media. Allah ya isa!!
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To all the women who didn't receive a text this morning, this is for you, "Good morning beautiful"
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I saw relatives i haven't seen in a long time, omo see questions abeg!!
"Shammah is this your car? *calls 3 big big women * Come let us enter my sons car ooo, he's the one in that jeep"
Aunty no naw I'm a driver ooo na my madam car 😭😭 "Tisan where's your wife?? "
Tears!!
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Naso engagement rings dey expensive.
Remind me again fam! Far away I stay 😭 😭
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"I will never date a kaduna man again" don marry Kazabrang today
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I want to start a day care centre for dogs, sweet dogs o. what do y'all think? I need some advice
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My wife loves Easter more than Christmas. She has been so excited since Friday, moving up and down the house cooking her favourite meals and all that. I'm blessed fr 🙏🙏
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Women are beautiful but we eat them too, so what are you saying
So you people eat rabbits?😭
Those creatures are too beautiful to be eaten.
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Long distance relationships, yay or nay???? Help a brother....
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Me and my mum gisting about Messi leaving Barcelona to PSG, this woman knows more than my girlfriend..... My dad is lucky 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I drove past that Aliyu Makama road, from Gidan sama to that living faith side, police trucks queued up, searching people's houses, lying them down on the ground and flogging the hell out of them, some were also arrested and thrown into the trucks.i couldn't even record it
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I was suppose to send something to my friend on WhatsApp but his phone was stolen, Baba now said, " Send it to my wife's WhatsApp".
E sweet me sey my guy don dey use "My wife, my wife" up and down.
Allah ya bamu namu 🙏🙏🙏
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I came late but wth!
2018
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#ThrowbackThursday
We definitely don't look like what we've been through...
I was even beardless then🙈🙈 God is good!!!
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The day I left Vs. Now
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Happy Easter cutie, are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
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From now henceforth, if I engage your tweet, 3 or 4 times and you don't interact, even if na insult, I'll mute your ass. I can't be talking to myself in your replies na i no be mad man
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Side chick became main chick, main chick demoted to side chick.
This life no balance, promotion comes to those that are patient.
Congratulations once again....
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😂 😂 😂 weyrey post wetin everybody dey think.
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Another Saturday, Another when are you getting married. We go again next week, different location, same time.
#YourFavouriteSugarDaddy
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Babe: do you want to eat before you eat, or you want to eat before you eat?
@shemang_david
: 👇👇👇
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Can I hire you to act as my girlfriend for two weeks, then we'll later fall in love. Irin love don't cost a thing din nan 😊
Actor for Hire.
I will work… please I don’t eat beans. I like Chinese 🙏🏾
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My Dad called today, just to let me know that one of his Church member's daughter got a job in Kano, and proceeded to give me her contact............ A real wing man, Barney Stinson will be proud.
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Quote this tweet with your top 4 pictures that was taken in January so far
Please don’t air me 🥺❤️🙌
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People dey marry with NPower and elrufai teaching job, dey play
Even Nysc allowee people dey marry with am. ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL
Let’s be honest. 100k as salary is way too small for a man to be thinking of marriage.
As a woman I earn a-bit above 100k, I have two other skills that give me money and I’m not comfortable yet.
Mind you, I’m not yet materialistic o.
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For some days now, I'll get home from work, park and start pressing phone in the car. No be sey I get wife or children oo. How can I stop this bad habit abeg.
As I'm speaking to you now, na there I dey.
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Men on my TL, Show off your beards please? 👉👈
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Single life is not sweet fa..... You'll have plenty airtime and no one to call 😭😭
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Yesterday at exactly 7:05pm
My boss just looked at me and said, "But Shammah, give me a genuine reason why you are yet to get married"
Sapa nice one 💀 💀
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Ah! My gen z baby said HOLLA AT YOUR BOY by WIZKID is an old school song.
Za mu kai kuwa 😭 😭 😭 😭
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True true! Most of these Valentine package vendors no get conscience, thankGod I'm single.
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Lets have your throwback my people.
Quote with the picture and year.
2015 (This shirt got me babes mahn)
#ThrowbackThursday
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Before you DM me, I'm a Christian and I believe in waiting till marriage for sexual relations. Tnx.
Before you DM me, I'm a Christian and I believe in waiting till marriage for sexual relations. Tnx.
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Omo! I don finally lie down, I saw shege today ooo. But the worse one be sey I jam cow 😂 😂 😂
Like this cow just decided to run and enter highway oo.
ThankGod for life 🙏🙏
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Another kaduna Twitter dey ooo, e be tinz
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You don already fuck up, chair no suppose dey there in the first place
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I'll go second ✌️✌️✌️
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This year fast o, sharp sharp one don knack, January abeg keep this energy!!!
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Credit alert yesterday, Screen scatter today, Laptop develops issue today favourite chinos tore in the middle, gas finish, kid bro's gas finished in school too plus pending brokness all today
Ahswearagad these things dey hear our alert.... O wrong now!! 😭😭😭😭
Adulthood <<<<
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Today is my brother's birthday fam!
I want to use him and do giveaway 😂 😂
Just slide into my dm kawai.
Happy birthday bro, may God bless you with unshakable happiness and peace as you celebrates your birthday today and always. Ka huta senior
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@Emispecial1
You want to use our beloved Reno to blow abi?? C'mon delete this useless tweet and hustle your own 3 million.
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I miss Ganduje 😭 😭 😭 If na Ganduje walayi tomorrow work no go dey.
Abba gida gida but you no want make we dey gida 😔😔
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