Thank you @VancityReynolds for letting this exist in the world!!

We are all f#€£ed! We are prioritizing sports over humans.

I can’t fathom the discord in The US. We have guy with no morals who’s cheated/scammed many businesses into bankruptcy running against a woman who has surpassed any and all hurdles. How is this even a ??

Quick question: Doing the whole low residue thing for the colonoscopy and nuts are a no go. Is it whole nuts or is peanut butter or Nutella okay? #MedTwitter #GITwitter

Parenting is bizarre. I have 2 boys with about 60% of my traits (both boys are blonde haired and blue eyed ((not me))). Oldest: physically like me, but avoids conflict and attention, refuses hoops. Youngest: physically like Hubs, but DGAF about opinions, only grades.

I don’t want to go to Heaven, I want to go to Valhalla. It seems much better, because I’m definitely a warrior.

So 15yo decides to address my jury duty obligations: 15yo: You gave all your fucks to be on this panel, so no longer have any fucks to give. This is your fault for not controlling your fucks! He’s not wrong🤦🏻‍♀️

Me, a pharmacist for over twenty years not knowing wtf outcome claims are… #BlessedAndGrateful

So I’m on a jury (😬) and a witness says the guy is typically high and he presumes that he’s taking ‘Blues’ The lawyer asked the witness to explain ‘Blues’ for the jury, and he said “It’s Fentanyl.” Like it’s ibuprofen or whatever. How did we get here??

My 15yo is now taller than me. He now enjoys pulling up my arms and saying “So big!” It’s literally what I did to him when he was little. Who knew Karma had such an amazing sense of humor?!

I love watching the groomers at night.

Few things in life frustrate me more than trying to remember a song and I can’t quite remember the lyrics so that I can’t Google the lyrics 🤬🤬 and solve the conundrum of this moment

We spent $75 a piece to groom these two today. Their fur is so soft and they have nicely trimmed nails. Guess whose getting a spa day at least biannually?!

Did you know that pharmacists have a corresponding obligation to keep patients safe? Did you know that many pharmacists are working under conditions that smother them, rather than allow them to utilize their clinical knowledge. Unsafe working conditions are the norm in pharmacy

I can’t decide whether I’m more upset that I can’t find my olive fork, or the fact that I think I own an olive fork 🤦🏻‍♀️

Watching the storm roll in…

This is my favorite picture this week. What is yours?

This is me peeling an orange. I’m pretty sure my boys will refuse to excess rind because of me.

Just taken with Hubs BGM. I’m curious because now I have an error. 🤨. I’m conflicted because I’m very much coherent, which do I trust?

Now this happened. I will state, historically I have dropped lower and scared the physician on call due to my BGL. I have never watched it in real time. 🙃

Interesting considering I don’t feel any symptoms. 🤷🏻‍♀️