The winner of the FIFA peace prize is busy making war in the capital of Venezuela this morning

I’d like to think Mr Richard Crisp isn’t going to have a good Monday morning at Wates Construction Group, do you?

Hey Luke what was the Palace vs Man Utd score....

Hugely enjoying Liz Truss explaining to an American audience that the Right have been denied power in the UK for far too long. Just wait till they discover what her last job was ..

All I can say is, the assistant referee here at Anfield is lucky it's the Scotland captain, and not the England captain, he elbowed in the face.... #LFC #LIVARS

You made it clear you don't support them. If you had your way half the team wouldn't even be here. At least have the courage of your dreadful convictions.

Nine million views now. And it is just a tiny selection of the lies he has told and continues to tell. Maybe once it reaches ten million the rest of the media will wake up to the fact that @BorisJohnson capacity for lying is a major political issue of significant public interest

Michael Gove says “Outside EU we can tackle injustices & inequalities that have held Britain back” Last time I looked it was a decade of conservative Gov’t responsible for 10 years of wage stagnation,rising inequality,soaring child poverty, soaring in work poverty & homelessness

We can get hench and healthy amazing 😂

This is astonishing. Hot on heels of Newsnight comes this. The government is now literally using our money to *pay* the Daily Mail to publish pro-government propaganda pieces about how well it is handling COVID-19. ‘Sponsored by The UK Government’

This appears to be a combination of the already allocated Flexible Homelessness Support Grant (£200m - in place annually since 2017) and the already allocated Homelessness Reduction Grant (£63m - introduced Feb 2018). So...not new money. Not additional spending.

I will never forgive @Conservatives for taking us from the joy, pride & unity of the 2012 Olympics, when we showcased the best of Britain to the world, to the corrupted, fractured shambles of Brexit. As an example of how far a nation can fall in 7 years, it'll take some beating.

Seriously watch out for these boys they’re going places.

UK begins stockpiling at military bases to prepare for no-deal Brexit

A beautiful golden frame for a cute golden dog!

Just heard of @LBRUT plans to take away the parking from Teddington high street! None of the businesses were consulted on this matter. Seems very underhand. And could significantly damage trade to small business. Very unhappy!!!!

Tomorrow eve @ 6.45 is our planning committee meeting. York House, Twick. Come one, come all, show your support! Get your antlers on! ❤️👏🏼💪🏽

Any other #RideLondon finishers wanting medals framed we can do it. #Teddington

@PhantomFramer strikes again @themitreTW9 was it the man in disguise next to that pump. If anyone knows who he is There's a free pint reward