Pete From Mars
@PeterGarbacz
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Husband, Dad, Broadcaster. He/Him
England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2018
We have the highest energy Bills in the world & Energy companies have made over 30 Billion in Profit in just one year, But lets keep picking battles on Behalf of the wealthiest cunts in the country.
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Independent review launched into foreign financial interference in UK politics https://t.co/qZw4fQ3C1l
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I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco’s
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Not to brag lads but I think this is the only time ever been in the top 4% of anything.
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This is legitimately one of my all-time favourite sayings.
@vrstappns The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
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People are outraged when the see a story about someone getting a few hundred quid in benefits gets "caught out", or when Asylum Seekers get a taxi somewhere, but they never seem as outraged when actual millionaires/billionaires dodge tax. Which is how they want it.
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"Pee is stored in the balls"
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Literally can we stop pretending, when it comes to the results, that it's not filmed the same night? Like just have a break for the news or whatever and do the results show live on Saturday.
You can pinpoint the exact moment Tess realises she's fucked up by officially revealing the Sunday show isn't live #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing
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Just heard the news about Mani. I didn't know him personally, but fuck this one hits hard. Devastated doesn't cover it. Thoughts with his poor kids.
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Couldn't lie straight in bed.
'I've been assured it didn't come from Downing Street' Starmer says none of his No10 team were responsible for the briefing war against Wes Streeting 'I've been talking to my team today, I've been assured that no briefing against ministers was done from No10', he insisted
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To quote 'The Thick Of It'. "Changing this Channel has been like renovating an old building. " "You can remove the odd racist beam here, the odd homophobic roof tile there, but at the end of the day you realise that it's been built on a solid foundation of cnuts."
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Give Alan Carr a Bafta and an Oscar for that #CelebrityTraitors
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