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@cs_ratliff
@EsmeWeatherwax8
And people ask why English is such a hard language to learn.
(I'm sure intonation and inflection matter a lot in most languages, whatever, let me have my snark, lol).
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@JimVandeHei
@AlexThomp
"Things that normal people use every day worry people who have already made up their minds"
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@JD_Magrath
@darth
@rebeccaballhaus
@natemcdermott
@glubold
@dandrezner
It was actually named after Senator McCain's father and grandfather. In a "re dedication" ceremony he was added to the list, but it was named after his father and grandfather, who were both admirals.
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@Rabadash2
@ryxcommar
Or, how few live in cities with that type of light. In my city there’s no counter or flashing lights on the sign. I’ve been to plenty of places with that set up, but apparently not everyone has
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@RottenInDenmark
I just don’t get it. I mean I do, but I also don’t. Odds are she’s lied and acted badly. The odds are Depp lied and acted badly. And Depp faced backlash, he lost work, but nothing I’ve seen even close to the hate leveled at Heard
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@Speirsy29
@tweetsauce
How often in "daily life" do you have to worry about water boiling outside?
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@mehdirhasan
I do not get the immediate impulse to get people you're angry with fired, but Mehdi, the statement was bad and I think you're glossing over that. Saying the victims were to blame and not the murderers was very, very bad, and whoever wrote it at least deserves ALL the scorn.
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@Jinxsa
@RespectfulMemes
Clifford was a runt, smaller than his siblings, He grew up big and strong because Emily loved him, at least that’s how I remember it.
So the birth was nothing unusual
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@KevinMKruse
@SohrabAhmari
Uh, isn't it worse for Trump that he egged on his supporters until they killed another of his supporters?
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@heimaeyita
@StevenTDennis
Jesus Fucking Christ. We all pick our battles man. No one can go to the mat over EVERY. FUCKING. ISSUE. He's exhausted himself for days pushing this bill, when's the last time YOU got off your ass and tried to do anything for someone else?
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@KBSpangler
@normative
Lol, I've never seen the original either, so I kinda missed the joke but this is funny
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@Sinister5ive
@DiscussingFilm
You know it's idiotic to say "There are worse situations therefore there's nothing wrong with this situation", right? It's absolutely fine to nod your head and say "Yeah, that sucks" and absolutely nothing else! No need to try to one up other people's problems.
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@BornAKang
1500 is more than 1 partner a day every day for 4 years. At 2 partners a week it would take 14 years.
It's possible but much more probable the guy's lying.
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@DGlaucomflecken
My mom was seeing a patient, a child, the grandfather (farmer) was with the child, he said “Oh while I’m here, I got this bump on my chest is it a problem?”
Aneurysm in his aorta, huge (idk #’s). She calmly told him to take a seat, went out in the hall and called an ambulance.
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@fred_guttenberg
@AOC
No Fred, Israel has put its boot on Palestines throat for decades and we need to say it out loud. And Israel is a government like any other, open to criticism. In fact, people who claim that any "attack" on Israel is an attack on all Jews are the ones "veering on anti-Semitism".
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@Capt_Chaos_81
@ScreenSlate
@BilgeEbiri
I’m not sure the tweet is defending Wilde, it’s almost an indictment. “How are you so bad you lose to THIS guy?”
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@buitengebieden
Now, was the mom really surprised, or was she encouraging the baby's hunting?
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@JoyAnnReid
Yes, because we all know that if you pick a good name your individual actions are automatically good and perfect and above reproach.
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@YAppelbaum
I really liked the line after that saying Milley asked him to sing at his retirement. Both an FU to Trump and people who think like him and unwavering support for the guy.
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@L_Transmission
@onebracket1
@shxtou
"A master has failed more times than a beginner has even tried."
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@YAppelbaum
@gtconway3d
@TimAlberta
I've said variations of this for a year now, but this is a contradiction in terms. Being "fact driven" means that you are hostile to Trump. If Licht is actually sincere and not just chasing ratings for $$ then he has sorely misjudged... well... everything.
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@TheSnaggedSoul
@forty80two
@nonbinarybooty
…as I am not this grandma, I do in fact have to imagine it…
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@TheFigueroaMan
@RufusTSuperfly
She was joking around, basically saying the stunt was silly or "beneath her" (again, likely not serious). Classically trained basically means she trained for theater, specifically Shakespeare, going over every detail of the physical performance needed for live theater.
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@fasc1nate
If you had not told me it was a leopard I would never have guessed. Lying down like that it looks like a spotted rock, lol
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@Kgheuer
@NSideChef90
@tonerobaba6
Completing the important task given to him even after seeing the huge dragon of a man who hates him isn't exactly something a normal child would do.
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@lxeagle17
I assume “Doctors are rich why not do so something ‘GOOD’ with it.”
Which ignores the fact that this will help people become doctors and that the huge debt from medical school impacts the specialities and jobs doctors take, which creates problems for disadvantaged patients.
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@atrupar
Put on a cloth mask and try to blow out a candle. There are very poorly (VERY POORLY) made masks where you might be able to. With most multi layered masks, you won't be able to.
It doesn't have to be an airtight seal and stop every particle, just limiting the spread does a lot.
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@_a__n__d__r__a_
@ErinInTheMorn
He made the point. Hitting it over and over and not letting her talk wouldn’t have done any better. He kept the conversation moving forward without giving up anything, he just didn’t stay on me point after the point was made
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@HitFactoryPod
Why? They’re paying his estate and he clearly enjoyed the cameos. People will say it’s “disrespectful” but honestly I don’t see it. Is it better to make money off his work without any kind of homage?
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@crispy_croquet
@eviljesus123
@varcmus
Telling you not to be nasty isn’t “downplaying” anything. It’s telling you to stfu and mind your business.
And she was much nicer than me 🤷🏼♂️
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@atrupar
Republicans wanted to slash federal funding of Medicaid while allowing states to cut rolls or benefits, meaning states either pony up or cut benefits. With the new negotiating prescription drugs in Medicare law, we’re not cutting benefits, we’re cutting costs.
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@BadLegalTakes
Pretending to be a doctor is illegal. Having an opinion and sharing it isn't illegal, and it hurts my brain that people are confused by this.
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@chalommm
@ZackBornstein
You don’t understand what the word “offered” means do you, you big baby.
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@MattGertz
These are children IN HOLDING FACILITIES. They can't leave. They are completely dependent on "Uncle Sam" for their food.
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@bigdogXVI
@HOTDsource
In the trailer for episode 9 he yells "This is treason, at the least!"
The sad part is noticing how close Cole is to him though.
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@Thund3rB0lt
It took me too long to understand the optician treats children and is not a child. I thought a kid was playing dress up, pretending to be a doctor, but the second half of the tweet confused me😂
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@DavidAFrench
The whole “Hiring underage models to do work in the US illegally under tourist visas” was also pretty sketchy.
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@CleburneCSA
He betrayed his oath, he was literally a traitor to the Union. Whatever his good qualities, and I mean that sincerely not sarcastically, he likely did have good qualities, he betrayed the US military he was sworn to. It makes no sense for the US military to honor him.
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@GibiOfficial
There’s a line between not punishing women for existing and just letting softcore porn through. And if/when Twitch does crack down on this I’m sure “actual/real” asmrtists are gonna get the boot too.
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@ChrisCuomo
He committed crimes. Out in the open. In front of everyone. He should be in jail.
I would LOVE if people rejected him completely too. But being a politician doesn’t mean you can’t be prosecuted for obvious, blatant crimes
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@INArteCarloDoss
@tolstoybb
If you’re serious, then no, it isn’t, because “2%” changes based on what the starting value is. If you start with $100, then a 2% reduction leaves you with $98. However, the 2% gain the next day is 2% of $98, not $100, so you’re left with $99.96.
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@JamesHibberd
"Should we give food to people or exploit them so they live in poverty while we live in opulence? Hard to say, there's not really any 'right' or 'wrong' answers here."
God I hate centrists who desperately want nothing to really matter.
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@JamesStoverAnth
@pbump
A teacher talking about their spouse shouldn’t be illegal. A teacher telling their class not to bully a classmate for being gay shouldn’t be illegal, but that’s the goal and likely effect of this law. It isn’t what you claim, because what you claim isn’t happening.
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@JoyceWhiteVance
Good to reflect on Jon Stewart’s interview with him, in light of this
Arizona is at the epicenter of many key issues. It is also a beacon for those who believe the last election was stolen or fraudulent. In this excerpt, we sat down with Arizona’s attorney general Mark Brnovich. Watch the full interview starting October 28 on
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@Stev_96R
Pretty sure I haven’t had anything like this yet, but I double check every time. Had to pee during a call the other day, bathrooms right next to my desk, so before I get up I loudly said “I’m muted and y’all can’t hear me right?”
They could hear me. Disaster averted
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@DiscordianKitty
@neilhimself
The story is famous by itself of course, but "The Death of Socrates" is one of the more famous paintings, certainly of the Neoclassic period. Like, there are high school students who would recognize it.
Just, wow.
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@TheLiberalDem
@BrockSavage8
@Acyn
I mean, he flipped over their tables and drove the money changers and the animals out of the temple with a whip of cords, hard to argue that isn’t violent. If you want to say he didn’t hurt anyone, fine, maybe, but he at least threatened them.
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@kausmickey
@gtconway3d
…yeah, Trump could have not committed crimes, but he chose to commit crimes. That’s…pretty much true of EVERY criminal…
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@GatorCWhiz
@Thrones_Facts
Yes, everyone should be a sociopath and start murdering other people as soon as it's slightly convenient.
Seriously, can you hear yourself?
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@maggieNYT
I suggest rewriting this sentence. Or at least the descriptions of the people, I’m not sure what words describe the individuals and which describe actions.
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@DumbNormally
@beefkr10z
@TheAnimaniacs
@lilastromech
@hulu
@NY_Comic_Con
Seeing as I was like 5 when the show ended, I did not get this joke until just now
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@jd_occasionally
The weird thing is, people were just sitting on it? Like, they only brought all the shit up because they wanted to punish her for criticizing Will Smith, which was… a choice.
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@joshtpm
@mattgaetz
A lot of millennials are pushing 40.. Heck, Gaetz is a millennial, one of the oldest ones. 1980-1996 is the range I think, so the youngest are like 26.
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@humorandanimals
It’s incredible that he thought of a cover story. He’s actively trying to deceive the cat
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@SusanOrr
@BudrykZack
Same but my great grandfather. Born in 189x (can’t remember exactly), died in 1973. He grew up on a farm with just horses for travel, and lived to see men walk on the moon
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@StevenWisdom13
@POTUS
@SecBecerra
If he doesn’t follow the law people can sue. You have to go through the process.
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@BrandonLBradfor
If you’re older than say 20 and dating an 18 year old I’m judging you. Period. And I’d probably be giving the 20 year old a little side eye.
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@NightShroud___
@nbcsnl
Because the joke is making them say the things, not the things being said. Subtle difference, I know
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@yashar
"The scale and frequency of antigovernment protests has now subsided — thanks to a national security law for Hong Kong promulgated in Beijing on June 30."
Yes, when you jail and torture everyone who dissents, they get very quiet. For a time.
Disgusting propaganda
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@TheRickWilson
Continuing a violent assault is different from trying to flee from a vicious beating. Using lethal force to end a threat is different from beating someone to death while they're helpless because they made you angry.
It's just... I don't understand.
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@JustMyOpinions4
@rorycooper
@jaketapper
"Why did he feel safe enough to talk to cops and try to hand them back their gear?"
That's your accusation? That he shouldn't have felt safe in trying to talk to cops?
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@daveweigel
@maggieNYT
You don’t lose 15 pounds a month by minor diet changes and 30 minute a day light cardio. He’s lying, almost certainly had surgery. Abs there’s nothing wrong with gastric bypass, but lying about it to make it seem easy is toxic and makes everyone else feel worse. It’s selfish
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@OklasotaGal
@DavidAFrench
He wasn’t “waving his gun around”. Rosenbaum threatened him, chased him, and attacked him. You’re just making things up to defend the position you want to take
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@_a__n__d__r__a_
@ErinInTheMorn
She was putting words in his mouth, accusing him of pressuring children to take the medication. THAT'S what he was denying, not the danger of not getting care.
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@caillemillner
@CNN
Nothing to "fix". You want more detail, read the piece, but the tweet isn't misleading, so as I said, there's nothing to fix.
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@JavierMc_Style
@polishpickel83
@SunhiLegend
Darek probably thinks it's weird that she has bigger muscles than him.
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@SeanTheLyons
@ATRightMovies
It's a joke, he's sitting there looking like he was all set to celebrate with the champagne and now he has nothing to celebrate so he looks grumpy, mugging for the camera.
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@nick_nultie
@Iuvvir
@comandantemoose
@jaymidavids
@porn_horse
I mean, I think asking “What is Russian food?” would be a pretty normal question for people that don’t live in big cities that have thousands of restaurants.
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@julieeeg2
It took me too long to get this, I was thinking literally that they don't know how to get back to their house. I was imaging this whole adventure of "What's your address? You know, your address? The series of numbers and letters that designates the place you live?"
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@jacebaela
Eh, she and Rhaenyra are supposed to be mid or late 30s, her being 28 isn’t that crazy. Matt Smith looks the same for all 20 years of the show, from like 28-48.
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@carolynryan
@maggieNYT
@dougmillsnyt
If by "the shot" you mean the most misleading way to portray people possible, then yeah, sure.
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@atrupar
Like washing hands, it can help, sure, but in limited ways. You can't walk around with a portable sink washing your hands 24/7. You can't gargle Listerine 24/7. You know what you can do 24/7? Have a immune system primed to fight off COVID by getting vaccinated. This isn't hard.
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@jaketapper
@kaitlancollins
Sure, Trumps admin didn’t need a gag order for the NYT because they didn’t know about it. And Jake, this bit kinda undercuts your moral outrage
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@Avocado57007193
@Variety
Well, the chemistry they had wasn't what they wanted to portray in the film.
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@_cingraham
IT IS NOT HARM TO LOOK AT A PAINTING.
Forcing someone else to look at it MIGHT, arguably, be harm, but the professor didn’t even do that. The student had multiple opportunities to not be there. There is no possible defense here!
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@gregsandiego
@mehdirhasan
@NTarnopolsky
@iamjohnoliver
Oliver goes into more detail in his show. Hamas got a plurality of votes in 2006, 17 years ago, and even then they pretty much lied about their policies. So it's technically true but there are huge caveats to it.
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