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HOW TO MAKE A NUCLEAR BOMB (I'm not
responsible on the use of this information)
gun-type assembly method
1) Obtain uranium-238
2) Place it into an uranium enrichment centrifuge
Boil it at 4131 deg C (4404deg K or 7478def F), a gas is needed
Pass the U-238 gas through cell
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250mg of Xanax, 100mg Zoloft, 10mg Ritalin, 20mg Prozac, 6mg dilaudid daily, this nigga was indestructible
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Some people see fashion, some people see art, I see a buncha people I can sell coke to
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@txmmxdxnx
He prolly randomly moonwalked one day too high af doin whatever not knowin he jus created a multi generational hit dance move
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Real niggas do oxy instead of therapy
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Sometimes you gotta get high for 2years straight to forget and that’s ok
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Bro gone ring me up and ask how my day is like he not seein me
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If yo girl not a lil abusive do she even like u fr bro be honest
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Remember it’s dilauDID not dilauCANT, Get high stay productive folks
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For all u non geekers saying there’s no way, this me I got up to 140mg a day and that was jus the xans lol real geek star idk how I’m alive
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I’m not a bad person I’m a terrible one
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Omg it’s the perc patrol hide ur pills 😱
So we got “Codeine Cops” “perc patrol” “Fent facilitators” and possibly the worst of them all “ weed wranglers” can’t post ya weed without them telling u how shitty u smoke
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Sex is overrated and anyone who does that shit regularly has a problem. I've been alive for 47 years, never had sex once, haven't even had a girlfriend. But im still alive living my life. Stop acting like sex is the end all be all when Drugs are infinitely better.
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When A female don’t do what I say, I always be like, “you know I’m addicted to percs right?” & they instantly remember they’re fucking a drug addict & get in order
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@SlimeDollaz_
This is real sauce I used this one and my car got lit on fire in the yard nobody called the police
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Me after 2days no opiates
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If I ever OD don’t blame nobody jus pop or crush sum for me
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Brah said sum 😩
@fuccyougetmoney
Second pic look like SpongeBob when he was drying out 😭😭 brah holdin on for dear life
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Drxg twitter in a civil war it’s junkies vs junkies arguing on the tl
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My girl never believed it was the Cookie Monster making me do all these pills until my homie snuck this pic
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When I was 14 I poured a 8in a 2liter for my homie party and no one drank it I had to stop being friends with them after that one
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His @ sheluvs30s, no nigga YOU🫵 love 30s
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Regular Xanax makes u shoplift from Walmart, black Xanax makes u embezzle millions from your favorite charity
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Do a lil better bro I’m not even scammin but this shit took me 5minutes if I really tried shit would be fettuccine
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U make me hate my girl
I got this cake for my bf and we broke up a day before his birthday so he never got it 🥹 I’m sure twitter will appreciate my thoughts and efforts
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If I ever go thru my bitch phone it’s gone be while I’m on 6 Xanax bars so I don’t remember the pain I caused myself
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When u come back from the bathroom and see her just sitting there peacefully on her phone but there’s 5percs on the table instead of 6
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I need to do less Xanax I’m getting life changing opportunities and I have to proofread what i am typing
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Goat tweet idc fuck ur mother u think otherwise
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This telegram shit get deep bae
it genuinely makes me so sad when i see a girl have a highlight for her bf and he has nothing abt her on his acc... they deserve sm better
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Weed so cheap if u can’t roll a 3.5 to impress her and go home and roll u another 3.5 u should kill your self leave the bad bitches to the rest of us
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Kobe dying was worse than 911
On this day 3 years ago, we lost Kobe Bryant and GiGi Bryant. RIP 🙏🕊️
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Damn this what it feel like to b a horse
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talk about fucked up inna crib fr dude on Reddit making beetroot juice lean
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She said she hope I stop the pills and change… bitch I’m not obama
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Up early high off that shit that had John Lennon walking like this
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U can only excuse so much behavior before they gotta die
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No officer this Molly is for my mental health
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Sean Kingston when he was zoeing pints vs the twittermunity now that his ss# dropped
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Maybe a good 50-60 if I don’t kms before that
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“Where u stay at” is just a very male thing to say and when it comes from a woman’s phone I abort mission, nice try Julio I know that has to be you 😏
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@nojumper
Some people see chaos I see a missed opportunity, while they busy w him I woulda had 4tvs out the store already
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@fuccyougetmoney
Second pic look like SpongeBob when he was drying out 😭😭 brah holdin on for dear life
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Depression isn’t real u jus haven’t got enough money yet gang keep goin
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I’ll buy your painkillers lmk bae
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I swapped the abortion drugs at planned parenthood for fent presses so the babies nod out instead of their heads exploding
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Call the doc I jus sneezed in the sink my snot green af 😭😭
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Asking for the wifi password feel worse than risking going raw with a new girl, that’s why I got 4G on one phone, 5G on another, my own wifi and I’m 33x Top Raw Dogger
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Off the xans last night I went and took some of my cousins clothes, months ago sober me decided I was gonna let him slide for that lil Retarted shit he pulled, Xanax me started thinking and realized he must think I’m a fuckin goofy, so now I have more clothes
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When you forget you’re on Xanax and your homie asks why are u taking 4more bars because u just took 4
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When the perc make ur hands shaky it’s cuz u more geeked than u can realize
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Fuck 1dose I need 9000 80mg OxyContin Controlled-Release Oral Formulation of Oxycodone Hydrochloride Tablets
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December 1st.. Percocet, Xanax, adderall & maybe a little molly 7x a week for 31days.. who with me?
December 1st.. hard drugs, sex, unhealthy carbs & binge drinking 5x a week for 31 days.. who with me?
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My cousin jus asked if I would be willing to front him like I don’t love him deeply and want to see him succeed
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Hey
@Target
I came to buy my girl some earrings and I went to open this jewelry box and this Xanax was inside, I still scanned the box cuz 2for$10 isn’t bad lol but I just wanted to let you guys know
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Hey guys help me come up with a really good reply to this girls baby daddy that intercepted my funny ass drake voice message
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I got a big heart that’s why I luv 3bitches I got too much luv for just 1
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They say you are what you eat, you become who you surround yourself with… Idk I’m jus me
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EVERYBODY WANNA DO DRUGS IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR MONTHS & YEARS BUT Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR THEM NIGHTS WHEN Y'ALL SLEEP& GOING DAYS SLEEP WITHOUT TALKING TO EACH OTHER, COMMUNICATION WHILE SLEEP, YOU BOTH ASLEEP AND SLEEPING ON EACH OTHER ON THINGS YOU HAD NO INTENTION ON DOING.
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I tried to fake a seizure in the county cuz they wasn’t giving me no water
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Photoshop me into hell coolin it w all the greats
When I die dont give me angel wings im nowhere close to heaven
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Niggas wanna be on the team for benefits not building
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Gonna start identifying as a horse so I can go to the vet and get a Ketamine prescription
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Confetti 30s 😭 these prolly taste like birthday cake
Who the fuck is responsible for this monstrosity 😭😭 Ⓜ️🌈 💅
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Slept real fuckin good cuz of that horse tranquilizer I feel like I could gallop all day
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Addicted to rhino pills I can’t stop getting geeked
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I was wondering where Ricardo went, a herpes meltdown sounds about right to make u disappear
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Then I would sign them up for free gay porn subscriptions with their number and post ads on Craigslist w their pictures, Moral Of The Story this shit is chess not checkers 💯
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This lifestyle a blessing or a curse I really can’t tell
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If it’s a pretty bitch at the register I’m pulling the knot out instead of my pre seperated $200
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TSA is important but the border is wide open, make america great again I’m tryna fly with a brick taped to my body
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@mugshawtys
This is better than yesterday but cmon bro I know a couple baby mommas who got arrested for ebt fraud yall could throw up here that look better than her
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I like to look at a girls legs for scars to see what level of struggle she’s been thru in life
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I really tried going sober but that shit ain’t for me
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This prank would make me panick and shatter the glass protecting the PlayStations
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I used to have a crush on Selena gomez then idk wtf happened she looks like my Tia now
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The egg chooses which sperm by sending a signal to speed up the chosen one and the others to slow down, so do u think the egg chooses a Retarted sperm or do u think the egg is Retarted? Because why would a healthy fine viable egg choose a Retarted genetic code? I be wondering
I will suck all the kids out that dick even the retarded ones. No child left behind
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