I don’t, actually. I deserve to be lonely and miserable with a wife who put up a permanent wall because of my inability to deal with mental health. I reap what I sowed.

Heart: see, I told you he’d change. I told you he wouldn’t struggle with mental illness forever. Now can we stay with him. Brain: only a matter of time before he regresses. But don’t dump his ass; you still need his paycheck to take care of you financially. No more sex, though

I wanted 2026 to be more positive. I really did. Thought I could make it happen. But my marriage is all but finished and now are dipshit president is going to destroy the economy and the country by going to war with Europe over a fucking iceberg. I might overdose later. Bye

I’m in a place right now where the Pina Colada song is hitting way too close to home

Other than instances where I respond to other’s tweets, I haven’t had a single like, comment or engagement of any kind in months. It’s like my marriage. So I’ll probably bail from X soon, not that anybody will notice or care

Can’t be the only thing for me, since my wife refuses to kiss me and I’ve been celibate for 6+ years, because I’m a total loser, a shitty husband, and also loyal and faithful. I’ve managed to be happy a few times in 6 years despite this

Is the Alabama marching band really doing “Fat Bottom Girls” at halftime of the #RoseBowl

I woke up today with more hope and enthusiasm about what’s to come than I probably ever have on January 1.

I’m at a stage of life where I can’t find the right temperature for anything. I have to keep fiddling with the shower knobs because the water is either too hot or cold. For the last 2 hours Ive been turning a desk fan off and on as I get warm, then cold, then warm

Not sure I’ll ever understand people who work out in jeans at a gym.

Anybody else’s spouse refuse to kiss you for several years because they are immunocompromised and they’re afraid your “dirty mouth” will make them sick and die? Me neither. Just asking a hypothetical. 😕

I wish I knew what makes it so easy for people supposedly close to me to reject me. Maybe I could fix it. It has to be something about me, not them. Right?

I don’t burn bridges. I dynamite them. It’s faster that way.

If you grew up in the ‘70s or ‘80s and was an #NFL fan, you tried to draw all the teams helmets and logos. Which did you think was hardest? Mine was #Patriots , which the team is wearing a throwback of on #MNF

Should staying faithful in a relationship require one party to have to deal with profound loneliness? Just a random question asked for no specific reason

I have a small cut on the top of my index finger that’s making it uncomfortable to type, even with a bandaid. If you run out of important things to pray about, toss in a quick healing one for JP. #FirstWorldProblems

Any writers have a recommendation for a book on how to write a memoir? Have a friend who needs to write one and wanted to give them a book to get them started

I just booked my first ever international trip. Wife and I are going to Greece to visit our son, who’s doing a 1-year study program, during his semester break

The President does like 15 TV interviews a week and every one is labeled “exclusive” like they’re the only ones talking to him. Surprised the networks don’t put “breaking news” with each one

The Midwest is not real