Payton Simon
@PaytonSimon13
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MACtion Enthusiast
Blooming Prairie, MN
Joined February 2019
16 years ago today Brett Favre was singing “pants on the ground” after the Vikings beat the Cowboys 34-3 in the divisional round.
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Man calls out everyone for switching up on Little Caesars even though it was always there to feed us during hard times 🤣🍕
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Playing Madden 07 at my grandparents house and the Falcons rostered TWO fullbacks We used to be a country, man
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The SEC was only dominate because we illegally paid players. Now that the playing field is even, it's evident the B1G is the best football conference in the country. Ratio me into oblivion I don’t even care anymore.
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Joe Burrow is going to love the Science Museum of MN and the state fair
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You DO realize that all of these 6 OL sets being used in the NFL today is just the first step towards the Wing T taking the league over, right?
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College football is the one sport in America that’s supposed to be weird, anachronistic, and rooted in tradition and you fucking losers have dedicated your lives to ruining it because it’s not a carbon copy of the NFL.
ESPN pushing the Rose Bowl is dumb. The venue is old. Parking sucks. Tailgating is on dirt. It's crappy. The only reason they love it looks pretty for a few minutes on TV. I was there and it was a let down. NOLA is an overall better experience.
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Watch the Service Academies. Watch FCS/D2/D3/NAIA. You’ll find peace.
If you're still every bit as into College Football as ever, can you tell me how? Why? This sport in no way, shape, or form represents the CFB I fell in love with as a kid. And the value system of quit if things don't go your way, don't finish what you start....it SUCKS.
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The highest graded safety in PFF history? Harrison Smith with a 98.8.
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BREAKING🚨: SEC Numbers Guy says SEC is losing their bowl games because they’re actually SO good
Something to note on the SEC’s non-conference bowl losses: -3rd best team vs #1 ACC team -9th best team vs #2 ACC team -10th best team vs #4 Big 12 team When you are as DEEP as the SEC you end up with uneven and meaningless matchups.
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They don’t make commercials like these about the SEC
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Sounds like the Sleigh got gink'd
BREAKING: Santa’s sleigh was intercepted while flying over Minnesota
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Brandon Aubrey is your NFC Pro Bowl Kicker. Aubrey: 32/36 FG(88%) 42/43 XP 69% from 50+. Will Reichard: 27/29 FG (93%) 28/28 XP 82% from 50+. Both of Will's misses were from hitting the CABLE WIRE. #JusticeForWillTheThrill
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Kennesaw State plays at 10 am central on Friday. The bowl season isn't dying. It's never been more alive.
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Pound for pound, the Division II national championship might be the best college football game all year.
Ferris State and Harding set to face off for Division II national title Saturday In the ultimate sign of respect, one coach says he'd rather see @NDFootball on the opposite sideline The other side is hoping whole opposing staff leaves for Div 1 jobs https://t.co/qAXMA0BCTL
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