Paul McCole
@Paulsin2
Followers
4,382
Following
708
Media
715
Statuses
13,523
Actor: Limmy’s Show Laptop Guy. Next up…DCI Douglas #RiverCity Insta: paulmccole102 info @brennanartists .com
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined November 2010
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
México
• 1187573 Tweets
Morena
• 730964 Tweets
casillas
• 446698 Tweets
Xóchitl
• 367949 Tweets
The Loyal Pin is Coming
• 301154 Tweets
#ปิ่นภักดิ์Q51ใกล้เสร็จแล้ว
• 293845 Tweets
緊急地震速報
• 206633 Tweets
PREP
• 202731 Tweets
Stars
• 151542 Tweets
Florencia
• 85887 Tweets
Maynez
• 85558 Tweets
Televisa
• 75246 Tweets
LEALTAD FURIOSA
• 72166 Tweets
#Bbillkin
• 59628 Tweets
Oilers
• 57232 Tweets
$GME
• 49694 Tweets
#BILLKINBAGUCCI
• 47376 Tweets
Martha
• 31099 Tweets
Natalie
• 30079 Tweets
アラート
• 28596 Tweets
Stanley Cup
• 26599 Tweets
Panthers
• 24559 Tweets
Homely Shelter
• 22661 Tweets
Bucaramanga
• 22132 Tweets
Santa Fe
• 21458 Tweets
渡辺くん
• 19012 Tweets
Kaveh
• 17982 Tweets
Super Over
• 16785 Tweets
McDavid
• 16080 Tweets
Tommie
• 12077 Tweets
トロピカルツイスト・クワトロSサイズ
• 11702 Tweets
kcon
• 10948 Tweets
グッズ・ボイス販売
• 10112 Tweets
Cunts been dookin for fritters
Conservative MP Robert Courts says he thinks Dominic Cummings' actions were reasonable "when I look at the explanation that's been given"
"When you look at the regulations as they were, the question you have to decide is whether he had a reasonable excuse"
2K
169
906
28
221
3K
I'll never vote Labour again as long as I live. I made that decision a few years ago but now I'm gonna get fit just so I can live longer and not vote for them more.
28
185
955
And making toast and lighting fags.
Who remembers getting dressed for school in front of one of these on cold mornings?
1K
4K
34K
11
45
620
Many’s a time I’ve walked through my garden, full of cunts on the lash, and thought, grafters the lot of em.
5
29
453
Better Together
There is no swearword in the English language big enough to do justice to my feelings at this moment.
1K
6K
24K
1
65
394
Lewis Capaldi is having Noel Gallagher on toast and it's fucking magic to see.
5
41
336
Fucking lunatics.
The UK passport is an expression of our independence and sovereignty – symbolising our citizenship of a proud, great nation. That's why we have announced that the iconic
#bluepassport
will return after we leave the European Union in 2019.
11K
2K
5K
4
51
332
Are people really losing their shit over this virus? I'm sensing that people are actually going the full bhuna, bat shit mental over it. My uncle, no irony, shook my elbow when I saw him today.
7
20
330
I’m still awe struck that this iconic photograph has my Uncle Charlie front and centre.
The Castlemilk Lads, Glasgow 1963.
Photo Oscar Marzaroli.
.
The Castlemilk Lads, Glasgow 2012.
Photo
@rabperry
.
Detective work by
@PeterAlanRoss
.
'Whatever Happened To The Castlemilk Lads?' 👇
61
598
3K
14
18
313
The world started getting worse when they stopped showing Laurel and Hardy on the telly.
20
107
301
Think I might've been slightly over charged at the shop today :/
21
34
297
I’ve got Covid and to add insult to injury, had a dream last night that Limmy did a new show with Ryan, Alan and Kirstin and bombed me oot
7
5
242
My twins, boy and girl, are 19 today. May the 4th, and we didn't think to name the Luke and Leia. What a fucking waste.
2
6
197
Freaks
Just one of over 200 Boxing Day meets that took place in the countryside this morning. Bringing rural communities together and helping local businesses. Thank you!👏🐶🐴
0
24
260
1
5
183
Not 1 Tory has resigned despite 10s of thousands deaths, billions going walkies, Windrush, Grenfell, starving kids, compulsive liar PM, Brexit law breaking, Hancock and on and on. Fuck these people
1
18
157
Watching these Tory cunts disintegrate from the top down is a joy. Shows how fucked the place is when they'll probably still get in.
0
35
144
This is reality for an artist that isn't from money so fuck off if you're shaming anyone for trying to make ends meet.
‘I was made to feel quite ashamed – it really did hurt me’ Katie Jarvis
Soap actors have spoken out in support of the ex-EastEnders star who made the news for having taken a job in a shop.
196
448
3K
3
8
144
With my career circling the drain and no sign of hope, just how hard is it to set up a fans only account and is there a market for tiny, ancient, fat Scottish grandas?
10
3
146
I'm
#YesBecause
it's an unknown filled with hope as opposed to a known filled with misery.
3
169
116
Pretty ashamed of Celtic right now. Utter contempt for the fans and an arrogance that’s indefensible going to Dubai at height of pandemic. Tone deaf, out of touch and in serious need of change.
6
6
120
When country continues to circle the fucking drain after a NO vote I will have no forgiveness in my heart for the people who voted for it.
28
72
112
Had a ball on
#RiverCity
this year. Can’t wait to watch DCI Douglas get down to business 🚨🚨🚨
Casting news!
Paul McCole will join
#RiverCity
when it returns next month in the role of DCI Douglas.
Make sure to tune in from 17th June.
3
8
42
17
2
117
Happy birthday to this smasher. 51 today and it’s all uphill from here 🎉
12
0
110
Marched with the teachers today. They work like no one I've ever known to make sure your children aren't stupid. As fundamental as it gets. Give them what they deserve.
If a politician is worth the money then it's a no brainer.
7
15
105
Now watch them clutch their pearls when young people turn to drugs, violence or any other crime because there is absolutely fuck all else for them to do.
Councillors in North Lanarkshire have approved plans to close 39 facilities across the area including the Sir Matt Busby Sports Complex in Bellshill.
486
194
315
1
12
104
Livid at this blatant whitewashing of government corruption. Used the complaints form in the thread. You should too
BBC1’s flagship ten o’clock news last night gave us a whole 5 mins on Harry & Meghan (it’s lead story) & just 30 seconds on the Government BREAKING THE LAW
If you think it needs to do better RT this👇
335
9K
11K
2
67
102
Farage: Definition: The juice found at the bottom of a bin. I had to clean out the farage as it was stinking the whole fucking house out.
3
81
101
Please donate to your local foodbank if you can. Horrible time of year to have fuck all. Fuck the Tories.
1
12
101
I know saying I got a MacBook looks a bit wanky in these times but I deliver pizzas as well as do a bit of acting so I’ve saved and spend on absolutely fuck all else. I’m buzzing to get learning how to record my own stuff, at 49. School starts today :)
9
0
95
What a man
@robertflorence
is. So blown away by what him and the rest of the team are bringing to Orphans so far. Don’t think I’ve ever been so shook emotionally in a room on week one. Get it booked. A storm’s coming!
8
4
91
Nice one from last night. He came up and said he loved the show. My cool rating with kids has spiked to all time high
http://t.co/6hEHE3Go2d
3
23
85
More of my talented wife’s pet portraits. Give her a shout if you’d like one for yourself or a gift for the animal lover you love.
1
6
50
2
5
86
Disgraceful scenes. When will this madness end. Ban football now!
5
67
87
There are harder jobs, for sure. I genuinely can't think of any other where you would experience the sheer volume of rejection though. A truth for most actors. It's why I like to deliver pizzas at the weekend.
The wonderful Sam Neill talks openly about mental health in the acting profession and how the constant rejection combined with ‘imposter syndrome’ can be completely crippling.
You are not alone. We’re all in this together. Be supportive. Be kind.
❤️
99
1K
4K
0
5
89
Just spent £200 at ASDA and haven't even got tonight's dinner in. I fucking hate Christmas. Most of it was on booze. I fucking love Christmas. Most of the booze was for other people. I fucking hate Christmas. I'm lying, most of it is mine. I fucking love Christmas.
4
15
84
This island is fucking insane
3
5
82
I’m bust. The young team are rightly out on the tiles after a 2 show day. I’m in bed eating an orange twirl and drinking tea. Tomorrow is my day. Love to all who’ve come to see
#NTSOrphans
so far. It’s been a blast
4
2
83
If ye missed this years Queen of the New Year never fear. Catch up on iplayer :)
9
1
81
Full disclosure. I’m skint and twitch is a way of making money whilst doing something I love, talking utter bollocks and having a regular rant. A laugh, I also like a laugh. If it’s not a laugh then it can fuck off.
2
1
78
Any Scottish person watching this perpetual shit show of a UK government and still shouting about Better Together need their head and hard drive checked.
0
8
79
Turned 47 today and can feel the fucks I give slip away. Looking forward to another 47 and learning to play the guitar properly, unless I've had to burn it for fuel post brexit :)
10
0
76
First day of rehearsals on
#TheSheriffofKalamaki
@PlayPiePint
with
@stephenmccole
and written by the mighty Douglas Maxwell and directed by
@jemimalevick
.
Got a good feeling about this one
15
1
75
I will never, ever, even I I lived for ever ever, understand people who support a family who we pay millions upon millions to while folk in this country starve, just because of an accident of birth. A fucking travesty. Have great weekend.
1
8
69
My neighbour lets his dog piss right at the secure entry door to my flats. Big puddle of stinking piss at the door every day. Asked him today if he could maybe stop the dog peeing there and the cunt was raging. I think he’ll murder me, looks the type.
16
0
70
We had to say goodbye to this special girl last night. We are bereft x
28
0
72
Had a laugh digging up a garden the other day. No reason, just for something to do!
3
0
71
My amazing Mum is gonna shave her barnet tonight. A survivor, the best person I know. Be nice to get her over the £1000 mark. Help if you can or share please. Thank you
2
19
68
Scud books.
Name something Scottish that the current generation will be totally clueless about. I'll start - chuckies
721
67
288
10
3
70
The 🐐
0
2
70
Every suit that sanctioned McLeish for Scotland should leave with him today. Also, fuck brexit, the union and people who don't pick up their dug shite.
2
5
66
Can a population get a government jailed? Asking for 60 odd million friends
0
8
68
Delighted to be joining the cast of Orphans, a family tradition.
ORPHANS UPDATE
Amber Sylvia Edwards, Louise McCarthy, Paul McCole, John McLarnon, Patricia Panther and Betty Valencia are bringing their talents to the all-singing, all-dancing cast of
#NTSOrphans
! (1/4)
MORE:
1
7
52
7
2
67
In my opinion Limmy is one of our all time greats. The man's mind is a marvel.
3
0
65
Imagine voting NO and then getting Boris as yer PM. Fucking hilarious.
2
64
61
Hard to believe that people like Rees-Mogg and Ann Widdecombe are real, actual living humans.
3
2
62
Twitch will be me mostly talking pish and maybe having the occasional one, live. Would you reprobates be into it?
9
1
62
Yass team! X
Our fav River City regulars are now on a break until the 17th of June, but we can’t wait to see what the next series has in store! Especially with the introduction of DCI Douglas, played by our incredible client Paul McCole
@Paulsin2
❤️
#proudagents
@bbcrivercity
@bbcscotland
0
1
15
10
0
62
My god, the heart in the Stan & Ollie film is astonishing. Incredible performances from Coogan and Reilly. Brilliant job by
@jonsbaird
l cried like a baby. Thank you.
1
7
57
Boris Johnson and that smirk that says, “There is fuck all you can or will do, plebs, now fuck off and fuck you!” Insidious crime lord shit
0
3
59
Imagine you let 50,000 people die as a direct result of your work, your decisions and action led to that many deaths. Fat entitled spunk machine swans about like nothing's fucking happened. God I hate these cunts.
2
7
57
BBCQT normalised this cunt and his ilk
2
5
59
Most of England just voted to work till they die, which will be a lot fucking sooner than first thought with no NHS.
1
9
57
Mind the Prime Minister was happy to tell us all he was shaking everyone's hands in a hospital with Covid 19 patients? Some boy. Some laugh so he is.
2
4
56
If you’d told me all those years ago, when the Tories won back power, that the country would be in this much of a mess now I’d absolutely have believed you.
0
3
57
BA with Hons! It’s wasn’t easy, pandemics n shit, but ye smashed it and continue to inspire me. Well done
@devon_mccole
Unstoppable x
2
0
55