Can we set up one of those government petitions making it illegal for places to sell Christmas dinner but only give you one pig in blanket.

Really happy my Christmas joke came 4th in the @goldchannel #GoldCrackers competition.

RT @SophLouiseHall: Perfect for the spooOooOoky season - loved having a sketch involved in @tew1984 and @beakachu's extremely funny show SH….

How are ITV making their new nativity show?.Artificial Inn-telligence. #GoldCrackers.

What Christmas movie are ITV showing this year? .A.I. Hard. #GoldCrackers.

RT @TheWritersGuild: 1/ WGGB strongly opposes @ITV s recent decision to appoint a Head of Generative AI Innovation, whose role will include….

What’s the English F.A.’s favourite Christmas song?.All I want for Christmas is Tuchel. #GoldCrackers.

What type of bird does Michael Keaton have for Christmas dinner?.Beetlegoose. #GoldCrackers.

Spotify. Apple. Acast. Or search ‘shared drive sketch show’ wherever you get your podcasts.

New audio sketch show Shared Drive is out now from wherever you get your podcasts. It includes this sketch written by me. Give it a listen as I would really like @tew1984 to make more. Starring: @emalcolmson @rhiannoneshaw @RobGilroy @A_GarrickWright.Script edited by @beakachu

RT @PaulReadWrites: What do you call someone who won’t stop stalking your Christmas dinner?.Gravy reindeer. #GoldCrackers.

RT @PaulReadWrites: Why do this year’s Christmas turkeys cost so much?.Dynamic slicing. #GoldCrackers.

RT @PaulReadWrites: What does the U.S. election and Brussel sprouts have in common?.The risk of an unwanted Trump. #GoldCrackers.

RT @PaulReadWrites: Why is Santa worried about being stalked?.He’s surrounded by baby reindeer. #GoldCrackers.

RT @ThisisDouch: All options to back CHEESE! are ending on Friday then that’s it. So if you have thought about putting some money towards….

I was once a BAFTA Connect member for 1 hour 23 minutes.

Why isn't Nigel Farage having turkey this Christmas?.He prefers gammon. #GoldCrackers.

What’s the best festive song for England’s Euro 24 final loss?.I won’t be home for Christmas. #GoldCrackers.

How are the Labour Party planning to be better next year? .New Keir resolutions. #GoldCrackers.

What does Keir Starmer say when he wants more Pigs in Blankets?.Release the sausages!.#GoldCrackers.