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Patrick Richards

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Into all things Hawaii, AI, and software engineering.

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Joined April 2008
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Patrick Richards
12 years
Good thing I have San Francisco and Vegas coming up to get my good/bad behaviour balance back where it should be.
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Patrick Richards
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I used to think cybercrimes were bad. Now we have vibercrimes
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rat king 🐀
7 months
goddammit i love this show
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Patrick Richards
9 years
Why doesn’t Alexa contain an IR blaster? Seems like a cheap/easy no brainer that would massively improve the product.
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Patrick Richards
9 years
You’re holding it wrong
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Hey, I made a YouTube video.
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Patrick Richards
9 years
Your chart of the day, showing a worrying trend
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Patrick Richards
9 years
Yeah.. not quite
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Patrick Richards
9 years
You know things are bad when @Westpac actually admit there might be a problem with their system
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Patrick Richards
9 years
“It's safe to say Trump would not be a fan of the Choco Taco, for multiple and obvious reasons.” Yet another reason not to support this guy
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Patrick Richards
9 years
So hard to pull a quote from this one https://t.co/mALBd5Kqux
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jonny sun
9 years
[calling in sick tomorrow] me: hi, i.. boss: yeah me: yeah boss: listen im not coming in today
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Patrick Richards
9 years
Anyone care to give me a cogent definition of the word “rigged”?
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Patrick Richards
9 years
This is true but I feel like a better "dent in the universe" is larger market share rather than raking in the most $
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Patrick Richards
9 years
If only everyone complained this enthusiastically when the MacBook with one USB C port came out 18 months ago
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Patrick Richards
9 years
I love British English. Also, 100% true
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Patrick Richards
9 years
This has been ongoing for a number of weeks. Now they have cut off my phone. What am I supposed to do @telstra? This is a joke.
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Patrick Richards
9 years
I have rung @telstra several times to fix my bill - every time I ask for a reference number for the call they hang up on me. Seriously!
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Patrick Richards
9 years
Brand destruction in process https://t.co/pRZUKCVNAp
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Patrick Richards
9 years
The naming doesn’t help either - heard several gate/flight attendants refer to them as just “Samsung phones”. Not “Note 7” or even “Galaxy”
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Patrick Richards
9 years
Why don’t ppl get this “You should celebrate any day that you don’t have to sell off another part of your company” https://t.co/Oiyrd2vZLG
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