Back Patio Press (Cancelled)
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Joined April 2019
RT @_alec_ivan_: reminder that I’ve got a deep, dark new book out right now!.
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An account of events in a world of brutality and dreams, follows a Russian Orthodox town in rural Southern Indiana plagued by the forces of a mysterious radio tower appearing in the distant hills....
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My fatdicked editor is tweeting like a fiend.
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Nice art bro. But everyone's asking: when are you gonna monetize that shit.
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memes are definitionally cliche so any writer who relies on meme shit when posting on social media probably sucks fifteen hogs on the page.
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Doctor asked me if I've been reading poems and when i hesitated he held me down and neutered me.
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They should invent a type of writer that stalks other writers and shows up at their houses and chases them off the internet.
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RT @truhtnac: "It’s hard to get over someone that keeps getting recommended to you on Spotify.". This made me cry with laughter. Poor Ben j….
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I am going to fucking kill myself. Wait no nevermind I’m fine. Last night I had sex in the most 2009 way possible (I was wearing tube socks). It was with an old flame that I had met five months pri…
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>friend recommends a fresh new shoegaze band .>i ask if it's fresh new or a ripoff of they are gutting a body of water.>friend doesn't understand .>says it's a fresh new sound.>it's a TAGABOW ripoff.
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Caught a couple good boobs on this crazy website my uncle showed me once. Excellent orbs.
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Props to A;sdkfjasdlfj;d for making other people in this scene accountable.
Hey everyone -- as you may have recently heard, it has come to light that I tracked the address of a certain online indie lit writer on here and showed up at their house after discovering they 'blocked' me. After reflecting on my actions and taking the time to grow, I realize I.
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Online Lit DMZ is literally wanted for arson. And here we are getting lectured about flash fiction. Ok bud.
Writing under 900 words requires trust in the reader and in your own restraint. If that scares you, that’s valid. But it’s not a crime.
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Once I got subtweeted so brutally I strangled a cat to death. So be careful out there.
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I think they should round up and kill anyone who tries to publish a story under 900 words.
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RT @AsILayStressed: honestly eating pussy is fucking boring. what am I supposed to do after ten seconds of it?.
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Death Egg (Back Patio Press, 2023).
Anyone want to guess the number 1 comp title I receive in my queries?.#MSWL.
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lots of insufferable nerds are upset about this one. and rightly so. literature should never look fun or silly or different. the only thing you should be able to write about is drinking whiskey and eating pussy. and trauma.
scaffold #125 is out now, so take a read of this very interesting (and very, very short) new micro by returning scaffold favorite and @xraylitmag editor, @joshuahebburn!.
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Pushcart nom in the bio is code for poop fetishist.
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