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Beer, sports, trains, walkable cities and beer
Chicago, IL
Joined December 2011
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Derrick Brown today: ๐ง7 tot tackles ๐ง2 Sacks ๐ง3 Pass Def Jaycee Horn today: ๐ง2 Ints Leaders of this team for a reason.
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Jaycee Horn is one of the best CBs in the NFL who is not talked about enough. Check this out. Just wow!
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Again, keep trying Jaycee Horn at your own risk. Another absurd INT
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Bruh Ewing in this clip is PAINFUL
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Is there something in Republican brains where they are addicted to AI slop
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Brainwashing a child is crazy work.
My daughter had to do a presentation on an inspiring hero โฆ she chose none other than Charlie Kirk!! โค๏ธ๐๐ผ
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โShit, all my friends rape and killed, it was New York ya know?โ
RFK Jr. explains why socializing with Jeffrey Epstein wasn't such a big deal for him: "โฆI ran into everybody in NY. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew -- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house.โ https://t.co/tiL5bNFEpD
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Worse possible outcome of dating Harry Styles
Harry and Zoรซ Kravitz having dinner with James Corden in New York City last night - October 16, 2025
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a $2 donation bro
Cristiano Ronaldo teaching Speed how to do the post game celebration. Iโm crying ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Looks like one side pretty clearly violated the ceasefire.
BREAKING: At least 51 Palestinians have been killed across Gaza by Israeli attacks since the ceasefire came into effect less than two weeks ago, medical sources have told Al Jazeera. ๐ด LIVE updates: https://t.co/37KJPNwbhM
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The mom was fighting for her life with that phone Iโm crying
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More Lions, less Seahawks
Schefter: Wanting to play both Rico Dowdle and Chuba Hubbard, the Panthers have studied how the Lions and Seahawks handle their RB split.
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Ohtani has to keep up the interpreter gimmick for the rest of his career cuz of his gambling scandal, meanwhile thereโs videos of him flirting with Cameron Brink speaking fluent English ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Shohei Ohtani: "I hope everybody in L.A. and Japan and all over the world can enjoy a really good Sake."
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Lorde brought Charli xcx out to perform โGirl, so confusingโ tonight in LA!
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Scott Bessent: Tariffs are not a tax, it's a surcharge...when you pay a fee for your driver's license, is that a tax? Is it?
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Draymond in this clip always smokes me
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"Without data centers, GDP growth was 0.1% in the first half of 2025," per Harvard.
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