RT @lovinmygirls218: Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

RT @kat_armas: Them: be like Jesus. Me: ok *drinks wine, calls people hypocrites, upsets men in power*. Them: not like that. Me: 🤷🏽‍♀️.

RT @Average_Dad1: “Dad isn’t it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?”. - my kid, on the verge of making a horr….

RT @sailormarspimp: me after sitting in the sun for 5 minutes : wow I actually like existing & maybe love is real.

The streaker picked up more yards than the Chiefs offense has all night.

RT @JFennellAuthor: Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.

RT @JoeBiden: It’s a new day in America.

The horse has left the hospital.

That’s a long fucking game.

RT @eerrriiicaa: My favorite position is reverse cowgirl because I don’t like to see men happy.

RT @alesiavsworld: If you date men do not worry about what’s in the vaccine.

RT @hannahgordon_: we put the first man on the moon YEARS ago. why did we stop. why did we Not continue to put the rest of the men there. e….

RT @mwheat14: Georgia residents 17+, Georgia is having a runoff Jan 5 to decide who their 2 new senators will be. If those senators go blue….

It’s weird how pro-life conservatives want to terminate this election before it reaches full term.

RT @AbbieEvansXO: me: I don't need to write it down, I'll remember. me 5 seconds later: oh no.

My 8 yo son asked, “What’s the goofiest thing you’ve ever seen” and I said “I’m looking at him right now” and then dabbed and he said, “When I’m a grownup, I hope I’m as funny as you think you are” and honestly I respect him for that sick burn.

Why is this video so soothing to me.

*clears throat for 5 full minutes*. coronaflyrus.