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Irreverent wise crackin' FinTwit parrot π¦ Not financial advice, DYOR. DMs are open. Follow me for due diligence (and memes).
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Joined November 2015
The Big Short 2 is going to be about mortgages secured by dog shitcoins, wrapped in cat shitcoins, on the blockchain, innit?
Did you see we added crypto to US mortgages yesterday?
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Ah yes, Janet Yellen, the woman who bailed out the Silicon Valley cry bullies when they blew up $SIVB bank with their social media panic is going to lecture us on banana republic status instead of acknowledging she's a massive part of the decline. She should shut her fat mouth.
FORMER US TREASURY SECRETARY JANET YELLEN SAYS THE US IS βIN DANGER OF BECOMING A BANANA REPUBLICβ
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Nothing is more important to American national and economic security like meme coins that drop 99% from their ATHs, innit?
TRUMP SAYS: βI ONLY CARE ABOUT ONE THING β WILL WE BE NUMBER ONE IN CRYPTOβ
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Well @adenatfriedman what are you going to do about it?
This is the sickening, $RILY is rewarding the CEO who plowed investors money into fraudulent activities of Brian Kahn, destroyed the stock price, and they can't even make SEC filings. @AlderLaneEggs
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You can just hear it now... Dave Ramsey: "Welcome to the program. What size is your water heater and how long are your showers?"
The key to saving money as a homeowner is the 15-gallon conventional hot water heater. There's just no way to take a shower in my house that lasts longer than 5 minutes. Even when we had 12 guests here, the bill was tiny. While my in-laws didn't like it at all, we saved BIG.
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Two very normal and trustworthy people, aren't they?
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For two years we've been warning about $RILY and the stock went from $60 to single digits. Trusting liars is a very painful experience for shareholders.
Is just a matter of time until people who have been screwed by $RILY and Kahn go after the Fatman... It cant come soon enough and $Rily still cant file Financials. What say you @adenatfriedman ? Brian Kahnβs Secrets Led to Broken Promises and FRGβs Collapse 2025-11-14 14:24:57
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Bingo. π― https://t.co/en7RVSownn
More Canadians need to join the growing ranks of their countrymen boycotting Tim Hortons. An institution that sold out long ago to foreign ownership and uses immigration loopholes to undercut Canadian workers and depress wages. Tim Horton himself would support the boycott.
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Arctic Mexican π¨π¦ quality control is second to none, innit? Just who do you think served this slop?
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CCP π¨π³ 'diplomacy' with a side of beheading talk is the best way to win hearts and minds, innit?
The Chinese ambassador to Japan threatened to cut off the Prime Ministers head. Instead of recalling their toxic ambassador the PRC is now directing more threats at the Japanese. https://t.co/Dvx6Thaxhn via @nbcnews
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Cancel your cable TV subscription and stop subsidizing networks like CNBC which platform known grifters. Hit them where it hurts.
And yet, @CNBC continues to launder this man's reputation by platforming him as though he were a legitimate business man or financier. What is the solution to the brazen normalization of criminality in America today?
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It is too bad nobody warned about Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci. When you're friends with Sam Bankman-Fried and Kevin O'Leary, who could have predicted massive investing losses?
Hedge fund investor Anthony Scaramucciβs firm sent a letter to clients in his opportunity zone fund with a sobering message: Youβre likely facing a total loss -- BBRG
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Ran Neuner should be under investigation. He's shilled countless pump and dumps, not to mention carried a lot of water for criminals like Changpeng Zhao of #Binance. He's now moved on to a reality crypto show with The Mooch promoting even more pump and dump crytpos. Horrible!
Flashback to when Harvard alumni and registered CFA,@cryptomanran, tweeted "Buy $AIOZ now, this is financial advice." Since this tweet, $AIOZ has fallen -99% in price.
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Capitalism breeds racism. Communism would end it.
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Jim Cramer bringing on serial liar Alan Lane of Silvergate Bank $SI $SICP to fluff his criminal financial institution was sadly par for the coruse for CNBC. No apologies ever came from Cramer for promotion of Sam Bankman-Fried's favorite bank, or the retail investors he ruined.
@DougKass This has now been delisted and seized, but @jimcramer could care less...
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Ah yes, Larry Summers, longtime friend of Jeffery Epstein, please tell us about 'moral bankruptcy'. What would America do without your moral compass?
I found this article by a former Harvard Crimson President very disturbing. The moral bankruptcy that led the Crimson to endorse BDS some time ago, without subsequent withdrawal, appears to have spread to the news pages.Β (I have shared Stoll's article to several at the Crimson
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Nothing says "non-profit" turned "free market business" like Sam Altman and friends grifting for taxpayer backstops.
OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar at @WSJ conference says they want a "federal backstop" to make it cheaper to finance massive investments in AI chips for data centers
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Should have just launched and rugged a meme coin. Wire fraud seems so quaint these days.
π¨#BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsomβs former chief of staff has been arrested on charges of conspiring to commit bank and wire fraud.
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Of all the fake news that CNBC has published over the years, this might be the absolute fakest.
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