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No Greater Motivator Than Disrespect.“Its not what they call you,but what you answer to".All Bat or 🪓Tweets NOT TO BE TAKEN AS THREATS."I Save All Receipts"

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@AlderLaneEggs
Marc Cohodes
11 days
In BIG NEWS Investors can now TRADE $Glasf on $HOOD @kylekazanceo @grahamfarrar .. Lets see what happens next @Seawolfcap @VD718 @HammanShares @todd_harrison
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@AlderLaneEggs
Marc Cohodes
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The Dumbest Arctic Mexican of The Bunch
@govt_corrupt
govt.exe is corrupt
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Doug Ford says his $75M ad campaign using Ronald Reagan's voice will not stop because it's one of the best ads he's ever seen. Either these people have no clue how to negotiate a deal or they're sabotaging it on purpose. Nobody can be this retarded! Can they?
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Marc Cohodes
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Another guy headed to the can
@MCbets__
MC Bets
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Whoever has “Gary Payton II Next Arrest” slip might be rich
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@pete_nocchio1
Maximus A. Smith
18 hours
You can't make this up! Chauncey Billups wore a dookie brown KLUTCH sports hoodie to his federal court appearance. This is crazy. This is a Bat signal for Lebron and klutch sports, Chauncey is telling them yall better get me outta here or I'm snitching. Good one Chauncey 😂
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Marc Cohodes
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Its speeding up... I must say
@gubbmintcheese
Gubb
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Calmly destroying Canada.
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@AlderLaneEggs
Marc Cohodes
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If you listen to @RealJimChanos You simply have lost all of your money, just like he has.. its time @business and @FT call this clown out for what he has done with his picks. Enron was 30 years ago and thats all this charlatan has come with .. Imagine being Short $IBM the last
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Marc Cohodes
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I forgot to add @RealJimChanos to this thread.. Sorry
@AlderLaneEggs
Marc Cohodes
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Will the cloud kill the data centre? Jim Chanos thinks so https://t.co/QXZuXm5Vb0 via @ft There is wrong then there is this clown... Wrong at every turn and yet somehow still keeps running his mouth.. I cant wait until The Conlon folks are able to talk.
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Marc Cohodes
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Will the cloud kill the data centre? Jim Chanos thinks so https://t.co/QXZuXm5Vb0 via @ft There is wrong then there is this clown... Wrong at every turn and yet somehow still keeps running his mouth.. I cant wait until The Conlon folks are able to talk.
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Veteran short seller is betting against server warehouses but some of the world’s biggest investors remain bullish
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@ArturoVandelayI
Arthur Vandelay
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@AlderLaneEggs Last ounce of gold was sold $1,500ish CAD pesos. Same government wants to be the defacto hand of God and dictate capital investment as capital flees “Turn out the lights, the party’s over”
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Marc Cohodes
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Where did Carney sell the Gold?
@ArturoVandelayI
Arthur Vandelay
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Folks, now that globalists’ & their arsonists, PET/JT and netzero cheerleader, Mark Carney, have accelerated Canada’s decline, never too late to pick up some of those shiny metals to protect your purchasing power. Here are gold & silver prices in CAD pesos over last 5 yrs
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Marc Cohodes
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This fits the narrative in Arctic Mexico @realDonaldTrump
@ArturoVandelayI
Arthur Vandelay
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🚨 This just in……. Toronto Blue Jays going to shoot Doug Ford out of a cannon during pregame festivities #WorldSeries #BlueJays
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@AlderLaneEggs
Marc Cohodes
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NBA=Pro Wrestling, gambling and the Mob have ruined it for all
@Doc3411
Doc34
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@roily23 @AlderLaneEggs @KingJames NBA is awful now. I loved it 90s through early 2000s, completely unwatchable now.
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Marc Cohodes
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Its so out of control it just doesnt matter anymore
@scientificecon
Richard Werner
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The Argentine economy has been wrecked further by its President Milei & is now completely crashing. So those failed hedge fund managers who had been betting on a recovery of Argentine bonds screemed for a US bailout. Is this why the US is giving $40 to Argentina now?
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Marc Cohodes
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They are paid to ignore you.. They just dont care.. Their jobs depend on it
@RealAndyLeeShow
Andy Lee
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I started posting about Brookfield’s offshore tax havens over two years ago. Canadian mainstream media: I know you are all observing me. Why didn’t you help? How could you just sit back and watch? Are you so captured that you no longer care about the fate of your own country?
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Marc Cohodes
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As Arctic Mexico makes a new low @realDonaldTrump should realize that its where the Fentanyl comes from @scoopercooper
@FT
Financial Times
@FT
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The US president said he had ended trade talks with Canada out of anger with an anti-tariff advertising campaign launched by the province of Ontario, triggering a new commercial crisis with America’s northern neighbour https://t.co/q7krWCWRef
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Marc Cohodes
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Arctic Mexicans cant afford the Train anymore, its a Greyhound bus.. This was back when Arctic Mexico was called Canada.. This was in a time period when Bejing was called Peking.
@TheFigen_
The Figen
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A train between Vancouver and Toronto CA.
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@JoeCool_15
Joe
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@AlderLaneEggs The criminals who profited off the busted illicit poker games today laundered their money through crypto transactions. But please tell me how cannabis can’t be banked….🙄
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@coffeebreak_YT
Coffeezilla
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Remember that HyperLiquid whale that shorted the market and made $190m because of Trump tweets a few hours later? A polymarket account linked to it called "bigwinner01" placed bets that CZ would be pardoned. Looking like obvious insider knowledge. 👀
@eyeonchains
Eye
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.@GarrettBullish knows something we don't know
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@BrianDaniel1972
Brian Dombrowski
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Hello Hemp Haters. 😉 Let's take a trip down the rabbit hole. It's been over 2-3 weeks. Everyone is chomping at the bit to say I told you so and getting pretty irritable. The prohibitionists want them to ban it all. The hemp folks want that Farm Bill to save the day. The
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@jpottingaround
Chad Lowe
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You won’t find a better tweet out there today.
@Reflog_18
McNeil
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The way the league used to handle gambling issues
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