Parody Matt Hancock 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Completely bloody useless. Parody.
The Matt Cave
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Of course I’m fucking useless. Don’t need @BorisJohnson pointing it out as well.
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Who stuck this outside my office?
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EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF BORIS JOHNSON ON HIS WAY TO THE BRIEFING 👇👇👇
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After we’ve invaded them and taken over 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
The G7 reaffirmed the need to end all coal burning to generate power. When is Germany going to comply?
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Hearing that the technical difficulties at @GBNEWS were not thought to be serious. As one person said: “If it looks shit that’s the whole point. We are.”
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I know it’s exhausting, I know it’s Sunday & I know the sun is shining but we must keep going with sledgehammer determination This has now racked up almost 22.8 MILLION VIEWS @BBCNews @bbclaurak cannot ignore this juggernaut public protest at the PM’s rampant lying much longer!
Amazing! 22 MILLION VIEWS! Working TOGETHER we have sent a powerful message to UK media that if they won’t hold this Prime Minister to account for his rampant lying in Parliament we will damn well do it ourselves! How long can you ignore this @BBCNews?
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Good to see John thinks making threats is an effective form of government.
The U.K. must now carry out the PM’s threat to allow free movement of goods from GB to NI. It’s the promise NI wanted. Need to remind Mr Macron the U.K. includes NI.
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Good to see two lefties reviewing the papers on @AndrewMarr9 today…
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I’ve notified the Home Secretary and she’s sending in the gunboats.
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“Look! There! In the pink. She won’t stop following me.”
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The EU says the Good Friday Agreement matters, yet they do all they can to alienate the Unionist community in Northern Ireland by blocking GB to NI trade.
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"I can't get rid of her... just keeps following me everywhere."
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I’ve explained it doesn’t mean he can shag anything and everything.
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“Yes, history will portray you as the narcissistic incompetent twat you really are.”
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Eighty years ago Churchill and Roosevelt stood together promising a better future. Today @POTUS Joe Biden and I do the same 🇬🇧🇺🇸 ➔ https://t.co/xbiiV5BkaZ
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Thank you to @CommonsHealth & @CommonsSTC for inviting me to present evidence on the government's handling of Covid-19. My lying technique has improved.
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Boris Johnson attacks ‘burdensome’ Brexit checks. Which is weird as it’s his deal.
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