Paige Lily
@PaigeSux
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Boy Mom - running on coffee and the countdown to bedtime constantly hoping he doesn’t make it up the stairs before I notice he’s gone.
Birmingham, England
Joined April 2009
RT @dad_on_my_feet: Your night may not have been Silent. The children may not have stayed nestled snug in their beds. Your “Little Drummer….
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RT @SalVulcano: For as long as I can remember on Christmas Eve, @joe_gatto shows up at my home unannounced & in pajamas. He lets himself in….
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RT @DadisGrumpy: A serious message:.I've always been grumpy, but by the time the twins were 9 mo, I was having uncontrollable mood swings,….
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This is lit why I’m scared to have any more 😂.
So basically in 12 weeks I'm gonna have two kids. And I tell you. I've never been less ready for anything in my life 😬 how does it work? Like how do you love two! How is there enough hours in the day to hug two of them?! #momlife.
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RT @GlamLifeGuru: Love a good nose highlight. it's the makeup community secret handshake. I'm betting she looked & felt fabulous. There w….
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Did I, a 24 year old mother of 1, just rewind @CBeebiesHQ because there was an episode of Octonauts I hadn’t seen before on? Yes. Yes I did. #momlife.
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RT @alexhobern: When your girl gives you the wrong signals 😂😂 #throwback #relatable #relationshipmemes
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“Thanks for the shag, see you tomorrow” - my kiss goodnight to my boyfriend, whom I have lived with for 3 years and have a son. .
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RT @MissCharleyWebb: Watch, watch again and share🧡 I don’t understand why this advert has been banned??
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HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED AGAIN?! Taking the fucking piss out of my life now. @verynetwork @YodelOnline 3rd time my parcel has been delivered to the wrong place. 🤬🤬🤬🤬.
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PLEASE RETWEET!! let’s get this little boy from my brothers school to see @edsheeran #getjoshtoed #retweet #edsheeran #cancer #SU2C #Leukemia.
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#GetJosh2Ed Today Josh has been trying to call radio stations to try and win tickets to see Ed Sheeran in Islington next Thursday. He will have completed a few days at Great Ormond Street so this...
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Now @YodelOnline are telling me my parcel is with my neighbour. no it absolutely isn’t with my neighbour, so who’s neighbour is it with?!.
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RT @piersmorgan: Stop picking dumb fights with the media, Mr President @realDonaldTrump - and do something, ANYTHING, about guns.
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Absolute joke of a company @YodelOnline how many times do you want to do this really? No parcel has been left with my neighbour. No card has been left. Your drivers are incompetent and now someone has £200 worth of goods I’ve brought. I’m absolutely livid.
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