RT @BarrelComedy: ✨ TONIGHT ✨. Darren Connell and The Funny Bunch showcases the best comedians in Scotland as well as fantastic new acts!….

Mason Greenwood is away to Getafe. It’s a step up from Get-Aff-Me a suppose.

#tweetthemedia

RT @RouReynolds: this weather is insane 🥾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿☀️

Expected Will Smith to throw a punch and no an open handed slap, but then a remembered that paper beats rock.

RT @AndiMcLellan: 10 years since Janine was about as Jewish as a bacon sandwich. #EastEnders

Just posted a photo

RT @JohnHartson10: That penalty 😂😂😂😂.

Sunshine on beef ☀️ @ Panang

There is a sliver lining to the "rule of six". It's a great opportunity to boost Paul out of S Club 7.

Just posted a photo @ Berlin, Germany

Spent a wonderful afternoon chatting with this babe in Manny P @ Mansfield Park Gallery

RT @IncredibleCulk: Hey guys, wanna feel old?. I'm 40. You're welcome.

RT @jeremycorbyn: The railways should be publicly owned and fares cut. #railfares.

Go on lads. Just stick on a wee 1.6%. DESPITE the global recession. DESPITE the key workers who'll likely need to use the service if we have a 2nd wave of the Rona. DESPITE the fact that rail fairs are already too fucking high. Go on lads. #railfares.

RT @susie_dent: Word of the day is ‘malversation’ (16th century). Simply put, it means ‘corruption in public office’.

This is the graveyard on Provanmill Road in blackhill. Somewhere, behind that envelope of trees. Around 18 years ago. We buried a junkie that tore his own life apart with heroin. That was my dad, Daniel Linton. He…

Me and my pal @MacnicolRona met @DaftLimmy about four years ago. Unsurprisingly down to earth and VERY funny #limmyspatter

My only filmed 5 minute set is en route. As promised 😂

RT @fleabite531: Hundreds of posturing loyalists/football lads and lasses out to intimidate a demonstration in George square for human righ….