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SWITCH ‼️ NYC GO CRAZZZAAYY ‼️

Starting at 1% in the polls, @ZohranKMamdani pulled off one of the great political upsets in modern American history. Yes. We CAN create a government that represents working people and not the 1%. I look forward to working with Zohran as he builds a city that works for all.

We lost Dick Cheney and got a Muslim mayor in one day TAKBIR

Democratic Rep. Mikie Sherrill will win New Jersey governor's race over Jack Ciattarelli, CNN projects, succeeding term-limited Gov. Phil Murphy. Follow live updates. https://t.co/AqTobdp08V

Zohran Mamdani will become New York City's next mayor, CNN projects, after a meteoric rise in Democratic politics. Follow live updates. https://t.co/D55BsmvA08

back on my #probiotic #bullshit aka yogurt in the morning #slightlynauseated but #happytummy

an equinox being built in fulton market was an obvious choice, but man does it feel like fulton is reaching a terrifying tipping point lol

packed 30 minutes before i had to leave for my flight, straight vibes and bullshit in my suitcase lol

o’hare is perpetually cursed to me, but at least their chili’s is fire

rankle

sang Nicki Minaj’s verse on Monster to my elderly cat and his ears were straight airplane the whole time

a star in someone else’s sky

i can sit through an 8 hour hair appointment with absolutely no stimuli outside of checking my phone here and there easily, it’s kind of even fun

doolally

end-time level weather swings right now lol

derring-do

verso / recto

devil-may-care

puce

cogitate