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Public Healther, garden gnome, professional meeting attendee, and shitposter. Didn’t pay for a blue check . Opinions are my own and likely bad. (Any/ Any)

Ontario
Joined October 2015
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@PHealthGnome
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2 years
I don’t make a mistake. I poisoned the data set used to train AI in order to preserve human jobs in the future.
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@PHealthGnome
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It’s not just the body dysmorphia risk. You need to have real and attainable goals.
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@PHealthGnome
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6 days
I’m all for encouraging people to be active and eat healthful food, it’s a key tenant of public health. I’m kind of skeptical about showing shirtless pictures of people on performance enhancing drugs though.
@SecKennedy
Secretary Kennedy
6 days
I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.
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@keithdunn
Keith
9 days
Happy Guy with Red Shirt changed his shirt for loop 2, so not quite sure who he is now. But in any event there are now eight runners on loop 2, with a ninth to follow soon. #BM100
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@PHealthGnome
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8 days
A special valentines gift.
@keithdunn
Keith
9 days
After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
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@PHealthGnome
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11 days
Prepare for the fear based social media cycle to try and make you afraid of all trans folk just because one monster happened to be trans.
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@PHealthGnome
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13 days
That management can look at the output of AI and think it is comparable to the work produced by their employees is honestly insulting.
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@PHealthGnome
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14 days
Bad Bunny isn’t for me and that’s ok. I probably would have enjoyed that more if I spoke Spanish.
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@PHealthGnome
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21 days
I’m assuming the latest Epstein release is bad news for Iran.
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@PHealthGnome
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21 days
I demand that they struggle with annoying SharePoint bugs like the rest of the public sector!
@ColinDMello
Colin D'Mello | Global News
21 days
NEW: The Ford government is using Google Docs to host policy proposals, cabinet remarks and briefing materials, Global News can reveal, raising questions about tracking and security of some of the province’s most sensitive documents. https://t.co/IKyrEBvRi8 #onpoli
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@PHealthGnome
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26 days
Careful, it starts with you getting interested in a story about a young teenage street thief but the deep end gets very deep.
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
26 days
Could the next great fantasy screen franchise be here? Apple TV believes so.
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@PHealthGnome
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1 month
I have always been a horse girl
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@PHealthGnome
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1 month
God damn it. Blame me for that.
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@PHealthGnome
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1 month
The Bills are going to make some horse girls cry.
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@PHealthGnome
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1 month
International trade war concerns aside, cheap Chinese EVs are tempting as a consumer.
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@PHealthGnome
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1 month
Without a statement this unhinged, I never would have looked for that rumour. Classic Streisand effect.
@Senators
Ottawa Senators
2 months
A statement from President of Hockey Operations and General Manager Steve Staios.
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@PHealthGnome
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2 months
The Senators are the main character in the NHL. Sadly it isn't a feel good story.
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@PHealthGnome
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2 months
We’re going to need a sequel to this.
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@PHealthGnome
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2 months
The US used to be more subtle about regime change.
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@PHealthGnome
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2 months
Me: Watches every aspect of life become shittier when private equity buys it and squeezes out more profits. Internet man: public services world be more efficient if we privatized them.
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@PHealthGnome
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2 months
Merry Christmas everyone!
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