Pill0wF0rt
@PF0rt
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Alien pillow person piloting a hyper advanced human flesh suit. Mustache haver. Husband, handyman, humble maker of stuff. Probably the biggest pothead you know.
Earth, for now.
Joined January 2019
I hate this crap in ANY movie š.Do characters not realize that other parts of their bodies have blood in them, too?.
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Molotov Cocktails now come in cool new aerodynamic bottles.
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
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I used to be a pool hustler.
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RT @SomeMoreNews: NEW EPISODE: People say āthe government should run more like a businessā all the time, but when you think about it, thatāā¦.
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This is one of the best movies that has literally ever been made. I mean it. No shit. Argue with a cinder block if you think otherwise.
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This message brought to you by Gary Oldman, actor.
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RT @GameLogIQ: Let's stop talking about how many units an Xbox game sells on PlayStation, since we're supposed to be talking about games anā¦.
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So long. And thanks for all the fish.
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RT @ThatOneNerd850: Just because youāve been traumatized, doesnāt mean you get a free pass to be a shitty person.
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If you get this reference, you're a history dork like me. Pervitin was a hell of a drug š.
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My brother in christ in you can literally fly and have laser vision. You are not "aS hUmAn As AnYoNe".
āIām as human as anyone. I love, I get scared. I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I can. I screw up all the time, but that is being human and thatās my greatest strengthā.#Superman
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Awesome š.
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You guys ever wonder if maybe science should pump the brakes a little or something?.
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Very precise maneuvering, officer.
Cellphone footage captures the moment an LAPD cruiser attempted to perform a PIT maneuver on a pursuit suspectās SUV, but instead missed and crashed into an uninvolved business building in Pasadena on Wednesday evening. Details:
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Please learn to be satisfied with 'enough'. I promise that your life will be much happier if you do.
there is alwaysssssssssss better. a better environment, a better career, better relationships, better friends, better everything. never settle.
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