PE Jocks
@PEJocks
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Don't follow if easily offended. All for fun. If you’re following via a school account, you might want to rethink your actions
Avoiding Jackie at all costs
Joined July 2013
15v15 on the main pitch. Couple of sickly-looking chaps sat shivering at the side. A bench-full of orange coloured girls avoiding badminton. A lad wearing some lent 3/4 yoga pants after forgetting his shorts & his mate with glasses in a size 6 & and a 9. Gives me goosebumps
QUESTION: Next week I am presenting to Swedish PE teachers & researchers in Stockholm. I have been asked to talk about 'What does PE look like in the UK? What would you say? What would you tell them? #PhysEd #ukpechat #pechat
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Dancing horses at the summer games is god awful, but Scottish bowls on ice takes the biscuit. It makes Jackie’s Y11 “Walking” unit look like an Ironman
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Why are people so amazed by seeing 12 & 13 year olds winning skateboarding medals? What kind of adult would ride a fucking skateboard?
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Having never been a privileged toff I’ve not done much rowing. But imagine claiming to be a cox. Aside from boasting stunted growth & an inability to physically contribute to an activity, what is the point? Absolute bollocks
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Now Jackie really has no excuse whatsoever Scientists have taught spinach to send emails
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There are plenty of perks to being a professional footballer, but i reckon the no.1 right now is that their barbers still appear to be completely open for business, whilst the rest of us continue our devolution into Yetidom
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I’m sorry but after this, there can be NO doubt what whatsoever. He IS 100% a PE teacher https://t.co/aOVKwOaS6e
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The good thing about remote learning during lockdown is that you can deal with most grumbles, queries and complaints about your crap provision with a jumbled explanation including the phrase “...it’s a safeguarding thing...”
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Hahaha! 🤣 That’s a beauty! I’d specifically not included you guys but I suppose you’d be the equivalent of temporary admin staff when Brenda the bursar goes off with one of her funny turns
And heads of ART are now THE HEADTEACHER
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#LockdownLessonSoundbites “Jonny; mute your microphone? Yes and you Thomas. No, you’ve turned your camera off. Right, Roland you’re clearly playing on your PS4. Montgomery? That’s blatantly a cardboard cutout of Lionel Messi in your uniform can you come to your computer please?”
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#LockdownLessonSoundbites “Miss, are those Vodka bottles by your sofa?”
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#LockdownLessonSoundbites “Right guys, I hope you can all hear me? I’ve turned my camera off as the light’s not good. Can you all do the 1st question I emailed you please?” “Sir? We can see you sat in your y-fronts”
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Jock High are “restructuring” ie. saving some cash. Teachers will be paid based on their workload & responsibilities during lockdown. All Maths & English staff are being made Deputy HTs. Science, AHTs. Drama & Music Higher Level Teaching Assistants. PE? associate dinner nannies
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I think we both know that’s stretching the truth. However, no pressure then eh? For now just chuckle sling at all your kids & parents seeing me call a cabinet minister a twat when they engage with your account? I’ll try harder in future.
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Said it before and I’ll say it again; I’ve never met an Aussie I didn’t like. But then again, I’ve never met most of the current @CricketAus team
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What an odious little twat you are @GavinWilliamson Read the room eh? Can somebody inspect you seeing as you gave us 1 day’s notice? I mean parents complain when you ask for a reply slip the next morning. You’re as shit as Gove ever was and equally unpleasant.
Schools are expected to provide 3-5 hours of teaching a day during period of remote learning, says Education Secretary Gavin Williamson Ofsted will inspect schools "where it has serious concerns about the quality of remote education being provided" https://t.co/sEZM3Cezdq
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Hi. Just pointing out that the second bullet point completely contradicts the first. This is a complete cop out & you are palming responsibility off onto schools. The very definition of NOT supporting schools. Ya massive dickheads
An update on this month’s vocational and technical exams, in light of the evolving public health measures:
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Imagine being the “spokesperson” @educationgovuk who has confirmed that January exams are still going ahead...
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If a headteacher had a localised outbreak of I dunno, let’s say Norovirus; they knew about it before Christmas, opened the school for a day after the hols then shut it again, they’d be run out the fucking doors by the governors
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