21yrs old, leaving a pub, and a laughing drunk man punched me randomly. I had no idea how to fight, but threw a wild punch back that he stepped right into and was knocked out. I had a strong feral urge to piss on him. Didn't but still think about how we're just monkeys in shoes.

WHAT IS THIS SIEGE UPDATE?!?!

UK try to take Eurovision seriously one year with an actual contender challenge

Interview with a person with borderline personality disorder:

Designer Takahiro Omori was inspired by the Tumbler's interface from Batman Begins (2005) for MGS4. "Oh, I forgot to mention something important while replying. MGS4's HUD was influenced by Nolan's Batmobile, but the menus were Windows Aero. Vista was still in the concept stage

This song legit almost killed me LOL I was going so hard at the end that I almost passed out afterwards and had to sit down for a moment (Video from my friend @fritzweed )

EE has officially hit a new low with this one. Who’s casually dropped the word “rizz” into the scripts😭 #EastEnders

Britney Spears says she hopes to perform again soon: “I will never perform in the U.S. again because of extremely sensitive reasons but I hope to be sitting on a stool with a red rose in my hair, in a bun, performing with my son… in the UK & Australia very soon.”

Actually unreal that 20 years ago I was stuck on this level in the first Lego Star Wars then finally completed it in the complete saga 😭 @LEGO_Group don’t make them like they used to! #LEGOGames30

First look at Timothee Chalamet in the 'LINKIN PARK' Biopic. In theaters August 4th, 2027. (Source: https://t.co/HjFQ08MGeR)

£49.18 is the standard weekly allowance for asylum seekers. It's reduced to £9.95 if meals are included with accommodation. You need a national insurance number to claim benefits or work. Asylum seekers do not have one. No free phone (or Ipads). Occasionally, sims, or recycled

“Let Me Be With You” - Round Table, Nino 💿: APRIL (2003)

We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.

a boy finds out his dad ain’t his dad his mums a murderer and his real dad is dead but then he’s alive all in one night but ah well fuck it let’s play a board game lmao LONG LIVE EASTENDERS #EastEnders

Here it is guys ,🥸 How Israel rigged the #Eurovision vote

https://t.co/fP4YqrtAg9

jedward are currently singing abracadabra by lady gaga in the euroclub. this is surreal.

one thing i kinda want to see in the next need for speed game that most ppl prolly dont care about is a major refresh of the traffic cars a lot of them are 15 year old assets of cars that are hardly on the road anymore, especially the dodge caliber i feel like it dates the game

https://t.co/69QAy7TVz2

Red Bull’s talk of their “duty of care” is laughable. You either believe in the driver you’ve signed and give them support or you don’t. They’ve played fast and loose with driver careers for decades but this is a new low. 2 races is insane. Good luck Yuki. You’re gonna need it.